I know what I'm doing tonight!

mrkowz: I know what I'm doing tonight!

Does it involve Lydia? (NSFW) (new window)

i don't get it...? why is this creepy..? you video game nerds are so weird.

For some reason I could never lift Lydias head up off the ground. Trying to pick it up to move it was like trying to move the whole body. I eventually figured out I could smack it around with other objects and it would go flying like it was a baseball. Must of taken that guy forever to get all that organized.

I mean...

Wow, what a nutjob!

I'm sorry, where in "realistic-ish animated headless females in bra and panties" does SFW fit?

/fapfapfapfap

GAT_00: SumoJeb: i don't get it...? why is this creepy..? you video game nerds are so weird.

That took a lot of work. He had to carry each one of those bodies from where he executed them and then carefully arrange them in the house. This was well planned out.

Either that or, since they were all recruitable, he had them follow him into his house and killed them there. I mean, that'd be a lot easier.

Wolfscythe: He had them follow him into his house and killed them there. I mean, that'd be a lot easier.

You sound awfully experienced in how to do stuff like this.

/wow that video was farked up

It's better that this guy (or against-the-stereotype gal) is doing this in the video realm instead of in the meat world.

Hm. I think I'll go mow down pedestrians in GTA.

When is the patch supposed to come out. I married that Ysolda and got bored with her. So one night i went werewolf and killed her off. I had read there was a courier that was supposed to come eventually and i could re-marry again. Never saw the carrier. Can't get re-married. I was really hoping to go all mormon in this. Want to make that Aella huntress woman or lydia my next. So far I'm now leader of the companions, arch-mage, almost done with Black Brotherhood, have hardly done much on thieves guild, and am in the second act on the main quest.

It's creepy because the marble floors are rendered in such intricate lifelike detail that a geologist could determine which Grecian isle the would have been quarried from, yet the camera moves with such exaggerated precision and fluidity that it's as if the real-world physical properties of inertia and friction do not exist.

Also, in the real world, if you put somebody's legs in a fire, the fat renders out of them and causes smoking and crackling, so it's pretty farked up that the video doesn't show that happening either.

And I thought the three corpses of my ex-wives in my bed was cool (which my new husband didn't even mention once. Very understanding).

I'll file this along with the "Let's kill all the children" mods and the giant JRPG sword mods on nexus.
Why people, why?

muck4doo: When is the patch supposed to come out.

For Xbox360 and PC, tomorrow. For PS3, yesterday or something.

Don't hold your breath for a comprehensive fix list, especially for scripting errors. They're fixing the major, obvious bugs first. Stuff like the UI and memory leaks.

fluffy2097: Wolfscythe: He had them follow him into his house and killed them there. I mean, that'd be a lot easier.

You sound awfully experienced in how to do stuff like this.

/wow that video was farked up

No one suspects the gamer girls. Shh.

Seth'n'Spectrum: I'll file this along with the "Let's kill all the children" mods and the giant JRPG sword mods on nexus.
Why people, why?

It's not a mod. You could do it on the 360 or PS3. However, there is a nude mod that would of made this video actually NSFW.

Seth'n'Spectrum: muck4doo: When is the patch supposed to come out.

For Xbox360 and PC, tomorrow. For PS3, yesterday or something.

Don't hold your breath for a comprehensive fix list, especially for scripting errors. They're fixing the major, obvious bugs first. Stuff like the UI and memory leaks.

Just reminds me of when I got Ed-E upgraded in FONV, and it pretty much broke him. I want a new wife, damnit!

Not a real one. I've already done that shiat, and my children are grown.

For all the bells and whistles, I still enjoyed Daggerfall more.

I hope it's not because I got old.

The scary part is that some of those heads still have items in them. LERN 2 LOOT AMIRITE?

Meh, I've seen much worse in Postal2, the graphics weren't as good, but some of the mods for hat game were pretty damn cool, er, disgusting.

Wow. That's like six sorts of farked.

It's funny the kind of things you can learn about people by watching them play video games. This guy is obviously pretty farked up. I'm just power hungry and generally callous (though Skyrim has had a few moments touch my heartstrings).

These kind of open world sandbox games could be an invaluable psychiatric tool. Plus they're fun.

/Just got my warrior character the decap perk. Now I've gotta go collect some slightly less creepy trophies.

Yoeman: Meh, I've seen much worse in Postal2, the graphics weren't as good, but some of the mods for hat game were pretty damn cool, er, disgusting.

Bah!

Blood. Zombies. Decapitation. Kicking.

I hope I get this for christmas!

The movie is rather farked up. However judging from how the camera moved in the fact there was no voice over makes me think the guy did to make a short movie like in a horror movie. If the guys was showing us his house and was like "And here are all the bodies of the women I killed and put their heads in the bookshelf" then I would be freaking out.

/Probably decapitated someone and thought "This reminds me of Seven." and it went from there.

thatboyoverthere: The movie is rather farked up. However judging from how the camera moved in the fact there was no voice over makes me think the guy did to make a short movie like in a horror movie. If the guys was showing us his house and was like "And here are all the bodies of the women I killed and put their heads in the bookshelf" then I would be freaking out.

/Probably decapitated someone and thought "This reminds me of SevenGrandma." and it went from there.

By the way, here's the patch notes for the PC version 1.2:

Fixed crash on startup when audio is set to sample rate other than 44100Hz.
Fixed issue where projectiles did not properly fade away.
Fixed occasional issue where a guest would arrive to the player's wedding dead.
Dragon corpses now clean up properly.
Fixed rare issue where dragons would not attack.
Fixed rare NPC sleeping animation bug.
Fixed rare issue with dead corpses being cleared up prematurely.
Skeleton Key will now work properly if player has no lockpicks in their inventory.
Fixed rare issue with renaming enchanted weapons and armor.
Fixed rare issue with dragons not properly giving souls after death.
ESC button can now be used to exit menus.
Fixed occasional mouse sensitivity issues.
General functionality fixes related to remapping buttons and controls.


Found on a link through steam.

Dude has obviosly been in my home.

It's a game?

\I play a Nazi killing Allies daily

Scruffinator: By the way, here's the patch notes for the PC version 1.2:

Fixed crash on startup when audio is set to sample rate other than 44100Hz.
Fixed issue where projectiles did not properly fade away.
Fixed occasional issue where a guest would arrive to the player's wedding dead.
Dragon corpses now clean up properly.
Fixed rare issue where dragons would not attack.
Fixed rare NPC sleeping animation bug.
Fixed rare issue with dead corpses being cleared up prematurely.
Skeleton Key will now work properly if player has no lockpicks in their inventory.
Fixed rare issue with renaming enchanted weapons and armor.
Fixed rare issue with dragons not properly giving souls after death.
ESC button can now be used to exit menus.
Fixed occasional mouse sensitivity issues.
General functionality fixes related to remapping buttons and controls.


Found on a link through steam.

I'm hoping that's not all there is to it. The menu system right now (on PC) sucks donkey balls. I'm sick and tired of getting kick out of vendor menus, having thing refuse to highlight (highlight the things above and below sure but never what I want), seeing the inventory reorganize itself after I drop/sell something, having conversations refuse to click and defaulting to the first option, it's driving me nuts. That list only addresses the ESC habit I have.

Grand Architect: I'm hoping that's not all there is to it. The menu system right now (on PC) sucks donkey balls. I'm sick and tired of getting kick out of vendor menus, having thing refuse to highlight (highlight the things above and below sure but never what I want), seeing the inventory reorganize itself after I drop/sell something, having conversations refuse to click and defaulting to the first option, it's driving me nuts. That list only addresses the ESC habit I have.

Honestly I've never had any of those issues. Are you using the mouse for the menu? I've had no problem with the keyboard(other than getting used to it for an hour or two).

Scruffinator: Grand Architect: I'm hoping that's not all there is to it. The menu system right now (on PC) sucks donkey balls. I'm sick and tired of getting kick out of vendor menus, having thing refuse to highlight (highlight the things above and below sure but never what I want), seeing the inventory reorganize itself after I drop/sell something, having conversations refuse to click and defaulting to the first option, it's driving me nuts. That list only addresses the ESC habit I have.

Honestly I've never had any of those issues. Are you using the mouse for the menu? I've had no problem with the keyboard(other than getting used to it for an hour or two).

Some times yes some times no. But yeah it's the mouse and how it interact with the menus. I've have the game crash because of the mouse in chest menus. I just want to click E to open and R to loot but the menu opens with my mouse hovering over my inventory so the game wants to add my gold to the chest then when I'm all "WTF" it crashes.

Also what's the hotkey for "Ok" (Yes [y] and no [n] are fine) I'm sick of it and it's extra layer of useless BS without a quick hotkey.

Grand Architect: Also what's the hotkey for "Ok" (Yes [y] and no [n] are fine) I'm sick of it and it's extra layer of useless BS without a quick hotkey.

"E" is Yes, "Tab" is No. Personally I only navigate the menus with the keyboard. It's just easier for me that way, and I recommend it for others as well. For some things("are you sure you want to create this item?") the mouse is your only option.

Honestly the mouse sucks ass for the menu interface. I ditched it pretty quick(about 30 mins in ).

If it all possible, keep your mouse to the right side of the screen when looking in chests/corpses. It reduces the chance that it'll interfere with what you're trying to do. It becomes a problem during dialog with NPC's, but it can't be nearly as frustrating as what you're experiencing.

Scruffinator: By the way, here's the patch notes for the PC version 1.2:

Fixed crash on startup when audio is set to sample rate other than 44100Hz.
Fixed issue where projectiles did not properly fade away.
Fixed occasional issue where a guest would arrive to the player's wedding dead.
Dragon corpses now clean up properly.
Fixed rare issue where dragons would not attack.
Fixed rare NPC sleeping animation bug.
Fixed rare issue with dead corpses being cleared up prematurely.
Skeleton Key will now work properly if player has no lockpicks in their inventory.
Fixed rare issue with renaming enchanted weapons and armor.
Fixed rare issue with dragons not properly giving souls after death.
ESC button can now be used to exit menus.
Fixed occasional mouse sensitivity issues.
General functionality fixes related to remapping buttons and controls.


Found on a link through steam.

I like how they call some of the issues "rare" as if we haven't noticed them happening all the time. So far I'm at five random encounters with non-attacking dragons within about two days, and two that never gave up their souls. And I had ice spikes stuck in my character for about two hours, on several occasions, not to mention the arrows. And the "occasional" mouse sensitivity issue made the game entirely consistently unplayable until I downloaded a modded dll.

Wolfscythe: I like how they call some of the issues "rare" as if we haven't noticed them happening all the time. So far I'm at five random encounters with non-attacking dragons within about two days, and two that never gave up their souls. And I had ice spikes stuck in my character for about two hours, on several occasions, not to mention the arrows. And the "occasional" mouse sensitivity issue made the game entirely consistently unplayable until I downloaded a modded dll.

I would avoid buying a lottery ticket in the near future = )

Seriously though, I haven't had any of those issues. It may in fact be rare, and you're just really unlucky. The only non-attacking dragons were ones that I couldn't get the attention of. My fault for not bringing along a bow.

The arrow thing is well documented though. I rarely notice because I play first person, but I can see how it would be annoying as shiat in 3rd person.

scottydoesntknow: "I didn't really level one-handed..."

Yeah, sure you didn't. *wink*

Grand Architect:

Use WASD to select inventory items and conversation options. I think its actually faster than using the mouse. I just wish you could use enter and tab in crafting.

Scruffinator: Grand Architect: Also what's the hotkey for "Ok" (Yes [y] and no [n] are fine) I'm sick of it and it's extra layer of useless BS without a quick hotkey.

"E" is Yes, "Tab" is No. Personally I only navigate the menus with the keyboard. It's just easier for me that way, and I recommend it for others as well. For some things("are you sure you want to create this item?") the mouse is your only option.

Honestly the mouse sucks ass for the menu interface. I ditched it pretty quick(about 30 mins in ).

If it all possible, keep your mouse to the right side of the screen when looking in chests/corpses. It reduces the chance that it'll interfere with what you're trying to do. It becomes a problem during dialog with NPC's, but it can't be nearly as frustrating as what you're experiencing.

In some cases that's true like in the quantity > 5 menu when they display the hotkeys but in crafting menus like upgrading you can speed though with "E" (select) "R" (craft) "Y" (yes).

Now that I think about "O" may work for ok but I remapped the inventory, magic, and character menu hotkeys to "Z" "X" "C" for easier use and that farks with menu hotkeys.

Grand Architect: Now that I think about "O" may work for ok but I remapped the inventory, magic, and character menu hotkeys to "Z" "X" "C" for easier use and that farks with menu hotkeys.

Yeah that may be a source of problems. Nothing you'll see fixed in patches. I'm sure modders will fix it once the construction set is released, though.

Scruffinator: Wolfscythe: I like how they call some of the issues "rare" as if we haven't noticed them happening all the time. So far I'm at five random encounters with non-attacking dragons within about two days, and two that never gave up their souls. And I had ice spikes stuck in my character for about two hours, on several occasions, not to mention the arrows. And the "occasional" mouse sensitivity issue made the game entirely consistently unplayable until I downloaded a modded dll.

I would avoid buying a lottery ticket in the near future = )

Seriously though, I haven't had any of those issues. It may in fact be rare, and you're just really unlucky. The only non-attacking dragons were ones that I couldn't get the attention of. My fault for not bringing along a bow.

The arrow thing is well documented though. I rarely notice because I play first person, but I can see how it would be annoying as shiat in 3rd person.

The projectiles thing is something I didn't even notice until the camera did one of those automatic third-person finishing moves things, and I noticed this massive glowing blue spike sticking through my arm for no reason. I started keeping an eye on it after that, and it gets really distracting, when on horseback particularly.

The non-attacking dragons thing was bullshiat. I figured maybe the first time it was supposed to happen, as it circled over me for about five minutes, and I even stealthed to see if it was seeing me (it was). Then I looked it up and found out it was a bug, figured it would just be the one time, but nope. Next time I pelted it with arrows. Nothing. Shouted. Nothing. Used spells. Still nothing. I've got more souls than Shouts to unlock, but I want the experience and loot, dammit.

Which shout did you use? Without spoiling anything, it might of made a difference.

CheckPoint (new window) video on Skyrim. I found it entertaining, at least = )

Wolfscythe: Scruffinator: Wolfscythe: I like how they call some of the issues "rare" as if we haven't noticed them happening all the time. So far I'm at five random encounters with non-attacking dragons within about two days, and two that never gave up their souls. And I had ice spikes stuck in my character for about two hours, on several occasions, not to mention the arrows. And the "occasional" mouse sensitivity issue made the game entirely consistently unplayable until I downloaded a modded dll.

I would avoid buying a lottery ticket in the near future = )

Seriously though, I haven't had any of those issues. It may in fact be rare, and you're just really unlucky. The only non-attacking dragons were ones that I couldn't get the attention of. My fault for not bringing along a bow.

The arrow thing is well documented though. I rarely notice because I play first person, but I can see how it would be annoying as shiat in 3rd person.

The projectiles thing is something I didn't even notice until the camera did one of those automatic third-person finishing moves things, and I noticed this massive glowing blue spike sticking through my arm for no reason. I started keeping an eye on it after that, and it gets really distracting, when on horseback particularly.

The non-attacking dragons thing was bullshiat. I figured maybe the first time it was supposed to happen, as it circled over me for about five minutes, and I even stealthed to see if it was seeing me (it was). Then I looked it up and found out it was a bug, figured it would just be the one time, but nope. Next time I pelted it with arrows. Nothing. Shouted. Nothing. Used spells. Still nothing. I've got more souls than Shouts to unlock, but I want the experience and loot, dammit.

The "dragons don't attack" isn't all that rare for me either (happens about 1 out of 3 maybe in that last few days) but I never really minded it. Most of the times it happened I had a list other things I was trying to do and the dragon was at the bottom of that list.

Grand Architect: Most of the times it happened I had a list other things I was trying to do and the dragon was at the bottom of that list.

farking dragons always drops to the bottom of my list too.

Scruffinator: Which shout did you use? Without spoiling anything, it might of made a difference.

CheckPoint (new window) video on Skyrim. I found it entertaining, at least = )

I tried a couple of different ones, but I wasn't far enough in the plot to have That One just yet. I've got it now.

I lucked out once when a dragon attacked Dawnstar and landed, and I managed to hit it in the face with my sword before it took off, which made it turn hostile. That's the only time though.