Third graders wear bras now? What the hell.

FTA: The child reported that "Crain has all the kids in her class Skype over the computer with an older man wearing glasses named 'Uncle G.'"

so which one of you farkers is 'Uncle G'?

jaylectricity: /giggity

But were they hot?

"Uncle G"

as in Goodbye

brain... does not... compute...

I'll bet she cleans up real.. Nevermind.

Right now there is an "older man" burning his house down using his computer and cell phone as kindling.

Uncle G?

What....the....hell....

So there's no video with the article?

Before I drop my pants - how old are third grade girls?

And why are they called 'third grade' girls? I'll be the judge of what grade they belong to.

How to get underage girl photos: marry a needy woman who will do anything to keep you. Ain't that so, 'Uncle G'?

Odds there was a hidden video camera in the 'changing room' at the pizza party ?

picodenico: What....the....hell....

THIS.

... well, that almost made me lose my lunch.

theodopolis13: FTA: The child reported that "Crain has all the kids in her class Skype over the computer with an older man wearing glasses named 'Uncle G.'"

so which one of you farkers is 'Uncle G'?

Looking for the pics of the guy from 'Magnolia'.
Kiddie porn pays well, teaching does not - simple really.
I'll bet she was recording them while changing as well.

Was it Uncle Ali G?

Enema Man: [4.bp.blogspot.com image 480x360]

Uncle G?


More like this, methinks. (new window)

GungFu: Before I drop my pants - how old are third grade girls?

And why are they called 'third grade' girls? I'll be the judge of what grade they belong to.

How to get underage girl photos: marry a needy woman who will do anything to keep you. Ain't that so, 'Uncle G'?

Dude, 8 year-olds.

Useless without pics! Had to say it.

Seriously, what parent drops their 8yo off without any knowledge of what's going on? Just some pizza party, huh? And at 8, you can bet my daughter is going to know this isn't normal and that she had better call home immediately.

I'm going to hell anyway so I did quick GIS for Christmas undies and it returned these freaks: WTF!



Attached to an article titled "Virgin" Bikini Waxing Now Popular for Pre-Teen Girls"! (new window) WTF!!

"Virgin-waxing for children 8 years old and up who have never shaved before. Virgin hair can be waxed so successfully that growth can be permanently stopped in just 2 to 6 sessions. Save your child a lifetime of waxing." WTF!!!

The story tags leave nothing, I say nothing else to add.

Christmas, Bra, Panties, Oklahoma, Pizza

Except maybe dill pickles and beer.

Hmm, if it's true it's damnable, but on the other hand 8-10 year olds aren't exactly the most reliable witnesses.

Don't forget how quickly parents and prosecutors gave people accused of similar crimes in the '80s lifetime sentences based on the most ludicrous fabrications that children could devise (satanic rituals, orgies, elaborate tunnels and dungeons underneath child care facilities, none of which was remotely true).

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Day_care_sexual_abuse_hysteria (new window)

butt-nuggets: "Uncle G"

as in Goodbye

Sounds like the secret alias of Uncle Badtouch.

Musto: Attached to an article titled "Virgin" Bikini Waxing Now Popular for Pre-Teen Girls"! (new window) WTF!!

"Virgin-waxing for children 8 years old and up who have never shaved before. Virgin hair can be waxed so successfully that growth can be permanently stopped in just 2 to 6 sessions. Save your child a lifetime of waxing." WTF!!!

Musto: I'm going to hell anyway so I did quick GIS for Christmas undies and it returned these freaks: WTF!

[gothamist.com image 205x312]

Attached to an article titled "Virgin" Bikini Waxing Now Popular for Pre-Teen Girls"! (new window) WTF!!

"Virgin-waxing for children 8 years old and up who have never shaved before. Virgin hair can be waxed so successfully that growth can be permanently stopped in just 2 to 6 sessions. Save your child a lifetime of waxing." WTF!!!

You're making my brain bleed now.

T.M.S.: Right now there is an "older man" burning his house down using his computer and cell phone as kindling.

Yeah, but he's saving the clarinet, or whatever the fark that thing he plays is.

Musto: I'm going to hell anyway so I did quick GIS for Christmas undies and it returned these freaks: WTF!

[gothamist.com image 205x312]

Attached to an article titled "Virgin" Bikini Waxing Now Popular for Pre-Teen Girls"! (new window) WTF!!

"Virgin-waxing for children 8 years old and up who have never shaved before. Virgin hair can be waxed so successfully that growth can be permanently stopped in just 2 to 6 sessions. Save your child a lifetime of waxing." WTF!!!

*Fap*
/is that wrong?

Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: Yeah, but he's saving the clarinet, or whatever the fark that thing he plays is.

Skin flute?

Musto: I'm going to hell anyway so I did quick GIS for Christmas undies and it returned these freaks: WTF!

[gothamist.com image 205x312]

Attached to an article titled "Virgin" Bikini Waxing Now Popular for Pre-Teen Girls"! (new window) WTF!!

"Virgin-waxing for children 8 years old and up who have never shaved before. Virgin hair can be waxed so successfully that growth can be permanently stopped in just 2 to 6 sessions. Save your child a lifetime of waxing." WTF!!!

The Anti-Circumcision folks better jump on that just as quickly.

imprimere: Useless without pics! Had to say it.

Seriously, what parent drops their 8yo off without any knowledge of what's going on? Just some pizza party, huh? And at 8, you can bet my daughter is going to know this isn't normal and that she had better call home immediately.

To be fair, it was at their teacher's house. A lot of people still trust teachers not to do sick shiat like this.

/People who don't read Fark, obviously

Musto: I'm going to hell anyway so I did quick GIS for Christmas undies and it returned these freaks: WTF!

[gothamist.com image 205x312]

Attached to an article titled "Virgin" Bikini Waxing Now Popular for Pre-Teen Girls"! (new window) WTF!!

"Virgin-waxing for children 8 years old and up who have never shaved before. Virgin hair can be waxed so successfully that growth can be permanently stopped in just 2 to 6 sessions. Save your child a lifetime of waxing." WTF!!!

My brain is full of f*ck. Seriously... what happens if she wants to grow a landing strip later in life? Some of us guys actually prefer a woman who doesn't look like a prepubescent girl.

Musto: "Virgin-waxing for children 8 years old and up who have never shaved before. Virgin hair can be waxed so successfully that growth can be permanently stopped in just 2 to 6 sessions. Save your child a lifetime of waxing." WTF!!!

Wait til that waxing business goes back out of style, and then they'll have to get pubic hair transplants. In stylish patterns.

Musto: I'm going to hell anyway so I did quick GIS for Christmas undies and it returned these freaks: WTF!

[gothamist.com image 205x312]

does that pic come in a larger size?

/jk
//aisle seat please

AcneVulgaris: butt-nuggets: "Uncle G"

as in Goodbye

Sounds like the secret alias of Uncle Badtouch.

Uncle G which rhymes with E which stands for Ernie...

Uncle Ernie:

I'm your wicked Uncle Ernie
I'm glad you won't see or hear me
As I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !

Your mother left me here to mind you
Now I'm doing what I want to
Fiddling about
Fiddling about
Fiddle about!

Down with the bedclothes
Up with the nightshirt!
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !

You won't shout as I fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about
Fiddle about !
Fiddle, fiddle, fiddle.

Musto I just had to look at the link. Hell, that story's over three years old. This seems to be a natural progression from the Tots and Tiaras reality show. The more 'sexy' the tots dress up the happier everyone seems. The parents of these beauty pageant kids are just plain disturbed. So I guess that when they reach puberty then they won't have to worry about how much shows in the bikini division.

He's gotta be somebody's uncle.

/good old G, he's the one constant in the universe

deadsanta: Hmm, if it's true it's damnable, but on the other hand 8-10 year olds aren't exactly the most reliable witnesses.

You understand that she videotaped them and they have that in evidence, right?