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(Bleacher Report) Interesting Can a steel cage contain Mizark's hatred of peas? Will Randy Orton do to Cody Rhodes' bag the same thing he did to Mickie James's? Will Santa Foley have a Socko Elf? It's WWE Smackdown, live at 8 PM ET on SyFy   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1349
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austrianett [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 04:37:07 PM
Why is Smackdown on SyFy? There is no science in it.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 04:38:59 PM
austrianett: Why is Smackdown on SyFy? There is no science in it.

Ah, but you're remembering when the channel was called "Sci-Fi".

It's no longer Sci-Fi, or Sci-Fi based... it's Siffy! And that means it's the Ghost and wrestling network, because Bonnie Hammer says so!

/she just doesn't understand that sciency fictiony stuff. And the audience isn't desirable. But she understands ghosts! And ghosts bring in the right demo!
 
WrestlerManager
2011-11-29 05:02:18 PM
austrianett: Why is Smackdown on SyFy? There is no science in it.

There is a lot of science in wrestling. If you don't know basic physics, you're going to get killed.
 
Otackle72
2011-11-29 05:03:31 PM
Bonnie Hammer is a fantastic name for a woman wrestler WWE Diva......sign this woman up NOW
 
WhiskeySticks
2011-11-29 05:04:17 PM
They need to do a show where the ghost hunt for Randy Savage.
 
Grand_Moff_Joseph [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 05:07:34 PM
Sweet, a smackdown thread! Now if only I had time/help to make a Smackdown specific checklist.
 
TravisBickle62
2011-11-29 05:08:44 PM
I'm going to my first live WWE show in a few days, can't wait
 
LegacyDL
2011-11-29 05:09:32 PM
Ewww......WCW Thunder.

/Here's hoping Booker doesn't break his back trying to lose to Cody
 
nyrkah1
2011-11-29 05:10:26 PM
austrianett: Why is Smackdown on SyFy? There is no science in it.

Yes there is. It's the science of "because fark you that's why".
 
penguin31
2011-11-29 05:10:54 PM
Knowing Vince, genetic jackhammer that he is, the real reason for WWE and NBCUniversal being joined at the hip is some sort of affair with himself and Bonnie Hammer.

Pulled that out of my ass, but would not surprised one bit if that were the case.
 
Tenor Reaper [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 05:13:36 PM
Hey guys! Sin Cara Roja is .... currently learning Excel. XD;
 
Tenor Reaper [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 05:17:21 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph: Sweet, a smackdown thread! Now if only I had time/help to make a Smackdown specific checklist.

1. Drink every time Teddy Long goes "Hold on a minute now playa!"
2. State of the Limes
3. Someone complaining about Cody's knees
4. Randy Orton Bag Reference
5. Twitter Overlays - we're live, playas!
6. Raw Recaps taking the place of actual advancement of story-points
7. WHERE'S OUR ICE CREAM?
8. 1,004 post downgraded to post 502 since SD doesn't get as many comments as Raw?

Um... there's more but I have to learn. XD
 
WrestlerManager
2011-11-29 05:21:47 PM
FirstNationalBastard: It's no longer Sci-Fi, or Sci-Fi based... it's Siffy! And that means it's the Ghost and wrestling network, because Bonnie Hammer says so!

/she just doesn't understand that sciency fictiony stuff. And the audience isn't desirable. But she understands ghosts! And ghosts bring in the right demo!

And all this time I thought Seinfeld was going over the top when they portrayed NBC network executives as clueless idiots.
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2011-11-29 05:37:29 PM
Tenor Reaper: 8. 1,004 post downgraded to post 502 since SD doesn't get as many comments as Raw?

1004 , 2008, etc. That's it. Can't get the posts? There is no title. Those are the title rules.

/even when I don't hold it
//i14.photobucket.com
 
Tenor Reaper [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 05:40:54 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: Tenor Reaper: 8. 1,004 post downgraded to post 502 since SD doesn't get as many comments as Raw?

1004 , 2008, etc. That's it. Can't get the posts? There is no title. Those are the title rules.

/even when I don't hold it
//[i14.photobucket.com image 623x353]

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't want to open a can of worms, so calm down. Just throwing things out there in good fun. :)
 
steamingpile
2011-11-29 05:43:55 PM
So The Miz is really the guy who used to be on one of those stupid MTV reality shows? And you people cheer for this douchiness? He was just the precursor to the popularization of guidos, so all of you are to blame for this insipid shiat.
 
Tenor Reaper [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 05:47:04 PM
steamingpile: So The Miz is really the guy who used to be on one of those stupid MTV reality shows? And you people cheer for this douchiness? He was just the precursor to the popularization of guidos, so all of you are to blame for this insipid shiat.

WHAT?
 
penguin31
2011-11-29 05:47:26 PM
There really needs to be some sort of Miz "I Can't Hear You Over the Sound of how Awesome I Am" graphic.
 
nyrkah1
2011-11-29 05:47:30 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: Tenor Reaper: 8. 1,004 post downgraded to post 502 since SD doesn't get as many comments as Raw?

1004 , 2008, etc. That's it. Can't get the posts? There is no title. Those are the title rules.

/even when I don't hold it
//

farking spinner belt
 
jj325 [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 05:48:05 PM
How's Andre the Giant doing this year?
 
Tenor Reaper [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 05:50:29 PM
I think I need to upload the graphs I made in Excel for you guys to see. It's not hobblekitty grade awesome, but I think they're funny. XD

See you guys in a bit!
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2011-11-29 05:53:53 PM
steamingpile: So The Miz is really the guy who used to be on one of those stupid MTV reality shows? And you people cheer for this douchiness? He was just the precursor to the popularization of guidos, so all of you are to blame for this insipid shiat.

Well his mom and dad had sex, so blame them.
 
ElAuttin
2011-11-29 05:54:27 PM
jj325: How's Andre the Giant doing this year?

Still gets a bigger pop than Mason Ryan.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 05:56:53 PM
nyrkah1: austrianett: Why is Smackdown on SyFy? There is no science in it.

Yes there is. It's the science of "because fark you that's why".

I'm one of the fWc faithful, and I agree with the OP 100%.

WWE should never have been on Sci-Fi. That's not what the network was originally about.

But, on the new, piece of shiat Siffy? Sure, I guess it fits, since Siffy has no identity other than USA-Lite.

/Bonnie Hammer is evil. However, it was her predecessor who started gutting Sci-Fi by canceling both MST3K and Sliders.
 
penguin31
2011-11-29 06:04:30 PM
In yesterday's second It Begins video, a basketball kept showing up. Someone reminded me today that basketballs don't hold grudges.
 
nyrkah1
2011-11-29 06:04:42 PM
FirstNationalBastard: nyrkah1: austrianett: Why is Smackdown on SyFy? There is no science in it.

Yes there is. It's the science of "because fark you that's why".

I'm one of the fWc faithful, and I agree with the OP 100%.

WWE should never have been on Sci-Fi. That's not what the network was originally about.

But, on the new, piece of shiat Siffy? Sure, I guess it fits, since Siffy has no identity other than USA-Lite.

/Bonnie Hammer is evil. However, it was her predecessor who started gutting Sci-Fi by canceling both MST3K and Sliders.

Oh yeah, I agree 100%. I just wanted to take the opportunity to steal KellyKellyKelly's catch phrase. Just because it makes me laugh.
 
Praise Cheesus
2011-11-29 06:05:21 PM
farm7.staticflickr.com


Q and D - I only have MS Paint on this machine.
 
Praise Cheesus
2011-11-29 06:06:42 PM
On a sad note, former WWE Creative Team member Patrice O'Neil has has been "future endeavored" by God.
 
penguin31
2011-11-29 06:09:28 PM
WWE_Creative WWE Creative
If you don't tune in to see @realmickfoley then we have no choice but to bring back Nash #ReasonsToWatchSmackdown
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2011-11-29 06:11:38 PM
FirstNationalBastard: nyrkah1: austrianett: Why is Smackdown on SyFy? There is no science in it.

Yes there is. It's the science of "because fark you that's why".

I'm one of the fWc faithful, and I agree with the OP 100%.

WWE should never have been on Sci-Fi. That's not what the network was originally about.

But, on the new, piece of shiat Siffy? Sure, I guess it fits, since Siffy has no identity other than USA-Lite.

/Bonnie Hammer is evil. However, it was her predecessor who started gutting Sci-Fi by canceling both MST3K and Sliders.

Because fark you, that's why.
 
Igor Jakovsky
2011-11-29 06:17:09 PM
Cool, a new Smackdown thread...minus internets for being a bleacherreport link.
 
Igor Jakovsky
2011-11-29 06:18:33 PM
Good job WWE. I havent watched Smackdown in years, but a live show on Tuesday night? Ya, Ill watch.
 
hundreddollarman [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 06:23:04 PM
Tenor Reaper: steamingpile: So The Miz is really the guy who used to be on one of those stupid MTV reality shows? And you people cheer for this douchiness? He was just the precursor to the popularization of guidos, so all of you are to blame for this insipid shiat.

WHAT?

Don't you "WHAT?" me now!
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2011-11-29 06:24:45 PM
Igor Jakovsky: Cool, a new Smackdown thread...minus internets for being a bleacherreport link.

Sounds good to me. May not have to defend the title.
 
penguin31
2011-11-29 06:25:30 PM
www.theheadrush.com

There better not be no spiders
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 06:26:04 PM
penguin31: [www.theheadrush.com image 301x180]

There better not be no spiders

He only sees the spiders because of the weed.
 
hundreddollarman [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 06:28:25 PM
"... from the Harley Races, to the Barry Windhams ... to the Ric Flairs..."

"Never mind that shiat, here comes Mongo!"

i70.photobucket.com
 
Igor Jakovsky
2011-11-29 06:28:48 PM
penguin31: [www.theheadrush.com image 301x180]

There better not be no spiders

Why is he dressed like General Lee? I missed that bit.
 
penguin31
2011-11-29 06:30:31 PM
Link

During the peak of "Crazy R-Truth" this spring, before the Summer of Punk started up.
 
TheManofPA
2011-11-29 06:39:02 PM
penguin31: Link

During the peak of "Crazy R-Truth" this spring, before the Summer of Punk started up.

That was amazing. I was really hoping he would have gotten the belt after all that because he's heel turn and run was a great time. I hope if they do turn him babyface it's not rapper R-Truth but instead "I WAS RIGHT" Truth who finds out that HHH was secretly holding him back to only let guys he liked win belts. That would be amazing.
 
Gunny Highway
2011-11-29 06:40:06 PM
TheManofPA: penguin31: Link

During the peak of "Crazy R-Truth" this spring, before the Summer of Punk started up.

That was amazing. I was really hoping he would have gotten the belt after all that because he's heel turn and run was a great time. I hope if they do turn him babyface it's not rapper R-Truth but instead "I WAS RIGHT" Truth who finds out that HHH was secretly holding him back to only let guys he liked win belts. That would be amazing.

Rumor is that he is coming back as a baby face. I was enjoying his heel work.

"Dont WHAT me"
 
KellyKellyKelly
2011-11-29 06:45:22 PM
penguin31: WWE_Creative WWE Creative
If you don't tune in to see @realmickfoley then we have no choice but to bring back Nash #ReasonsToWatchSmackdown

"8.0 ratings? How the hell did that happen? Huh, must've been people anticipating Triple H and Kevin Nash. We'll feature them next week... along with a 20 minute John Laurinaitis segment and MOAR MICHAEL COLE!"
 
KellyKellyKelly
2011-11-29 06:46:50 PM
Praise Cheesus: On a sad note, former WWE Creative Team member Patrice O'Neil has has been "future endeavored" by God.

God needed a black guy with a white baby on a keychain.

/RIP Patreeky
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 06:51:00 PM
i63.photobucket.com
 
Pizilla
2011-11-29 06:51:13 PM
i1122.photobucket.com
FWC HARDCORE CHAMP UP IN THIS PIECE!!
 
eddievercetti
2011-11-29 06:59:49 PM
prorasslin.files.wordpress.com

Rumors are buzzing that Truth is turning face once he gets back. Sad. I'm gonna miss this R-Truth.
 
Smiths
2011-11-29 07:00:35 PM
ARE YOU shiatING ME MODS? YOU GAVE THESE GREASED UP OILY ASSBANGERS ONE THREAD ALREADY.
THAT WAS YESTERDAY. NOT EVEN 24 HOURS AGO SINCE THIS LATEST ASSEMBLY OF FAKE BALLERINAS WITH MUSCLES IS 1 HOUR EARLIER THAN THE LAST DISPLAY OF THEIR "SPORT"
I DEVOTE SO MUCH TIME TO THIS SITE. I SUFFER THROUGH BANHAMMER AFTER BANHAMMER... AND WHAT DO I GET FOR MY DEDICATION?
TWO GODDAMN PILLOWBITING JELLO PUDDING ASSHOLE LICKING THREADS IN LESS THAN 24 HOURS
 
robsul82 [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 07:02:55 PM
And I believe Orton shat not in Mickie's bag, but in one of the numerous Diva Search ladies whose names I can't remember.
 
steamingpile
2011-11-29 07:03:41 PM
Jim from Saint Paul: steamingpile: So The Miz is really the guy who used to be on one of those stupid MTV reality shows? And you people cheer for this douchiness? He was just the precursor to the popularization of guidos, so all of you are to blame for this insipid shiat.

Well his mom and dad had sex, so blame them.

I blame wrestling fans for making shiat like him famous
 
penguin31
2011-11-29 07:08:12 PM
i212.photobucket.com

As Executive Vice President of Talent Relations and Absurdly Long Titles for the fWc, I hereby award the new fWc North American Championship to myself, Penguin31, the fWc Executive Vice President of Talent Relations and Absurdly Long Titles.

/I have laryngitis.
 
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