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(Some Guy) Strange Burglar makes himself at home while on the job by showering, wearing resident's clothes, making tacos and cookies, then watching a movie   (sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com) divider line 38
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Walker [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 05:05:03 PM
"But I made the tacos so I could give you taco-flavored kisses"
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 05:56:38 PM
Muddy footprints at the diner matched footprints at the South Central Avenue residence, Thompson said.

You know, for a houseguest, he sure is a slob.

He probably didn't even use coasters on the coffee table. Pffft.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 06:41:23 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Muddy footprints at the diner matched footprints at the South Central Avenue residence, Thompson said.

You know, for a houseguest, he sure is a slob.

He probably didn't even use coasters on the coffee table. Pffft.

No coasters? That's the death penalty right there.
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 07:00:11 PM
I'd like to know what movie he was watching before I pass judgement on this whole thing.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 07:08:33 PM
mitchcumstein1: I'd like to know what movie he was watching before I pass judgement on this whole thing.

I have it on good authority that it was "Star Wars: Episode 1".
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 07:15:11 PM
Bathia_Mapes: No coasters? That's the death penalty right there.

You can't just put a glass of soda on the man's table.

That's out-and-out rudeness towards your host, that's what it is.


mitchcumstein1: I'd like to know what movie he was watching before I pass judgement on this whole thing.

I'd like to think that he was above watching a Julia Roberts movie.

Hey, he got out a pair of slippers. He had to have *some* sophistication.
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 07:22:32 PM
Bathia_Mapes: mitchcumstein1: I'd like to know what movie he was watching before I pass judgement on this whole thing.

I have it on good authority that it was "Star Wars: Episode 1".

Get a rope.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'd like to think that he was above watching a Julia Roberts movie.

Hey, he got out a pair of slippers. He had to have *some* sophistication.

Ah, but he put on a hoodie and some gym shorts, I'm thinking he was watching The Pelican Brief, plus she farking whispers for the entire movie, so I bet he figured nobody would hear it.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 07:31:57 PM
mitchcumstein1: Ah, but he put on a hoodie and some gym shorts, I'm thinking he was watching The Pelican Brief, plus she farking whispers for the entire movie, so I bet he figured nobody would hear it.

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... THROW HIS ASS IN GUANTANAMO
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 07:33:39 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: mitchcumstein1: Ah, but he put on a hoodie and some gym shorts, I'm thinking he was watching The Pelican Brief, plus she farking whispers for the entire movie, so I bet he figured nobody would hear it.

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... THROW HIS ASS IN GUANTANAMO

No, no, one of the ones in Slovenia, or some other godforsaken place, we don't even know about.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 08:08:17 PM
mitchcumstein1: No, no, one of the ones in Slovenia, or some other godforsaken place, we don't even know about.

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GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 08:10:43 PM
mitchcumstein1: No, no, one of the ones in Slovenia, or some other godforsaken place, we don't even know about.

We don't know where Slovenia is anymore? I need to tell my students this because they used an atlas this year that pretty clearly had it marked.
 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 08:25:14 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: mitchcumstein1: No, no, one of the ones in Slovenia, or some other godforsaken place, we don't even know about.

[imokaywiththis.jpg]

*checks profile again*

4321?

/tell me you didn't play those numbers today
 
Real Women Drink Akvavit
2011-11-29 08:34:42 PM
Tacos? TACOS??? And I wasn't invited? Selfish, greedy bastich!
Throw him in the bay and let the sharks have at him!

/love tacos
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 08:37:05 PM
AlwaysRightBoy: *checks profile again*

4321?

/tell me you didn't play those numbers today

I'm considering it.
 
great_tigers
2011-11-29 08:40:25 PM
I love the details of the story. The cookies were no ordinary cookies. They were homemade.

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Snapper Carr
2011-11-29 08:40:52 PM
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Things have been rough since cancellation
 
AbbeySomeone
2011-11-29 08:45:20 PM
mitchcumstein1: Bathia_Mapes: mitchcumstein1: I'd like to know what movie he was watching before I pass judgement on this whole thing.

I have it on good authority that it was "Star Wars: Episode 1".

Get a rope.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'd like to think that he was above watching a Julia Roberts movie.

Hey, he got out a pair of slippers. He had to have *some* sophistication.

Ah, but he put on a hoodie and some gym shorts, I'm thinking he was watching The Pelican Brief, plus she farking whispers for the entire movie, so I bet he figured nobody would hear it.

Subby lies! he did not make cookies while he was there, that would have made a huge difference. Who doesn't want to come home to fresh baked cookies?
Oh and 50K bail? WTF? Sandusky is free after posting none.
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 08:47:10 PM
GAT_00: mitchcumstein1: No, no, one of the ones in Slovenia, or some other godforsaken place, we don't even know about.

We don't know where Slovenia is anymore? I need to tell my students this because they used an atlas this year that pretty clearly had it marked.

I was referring to the prison, not the country.
 
Louisiana_Sitar_Club
2011-11-29 08:47:37 PM
Like a boss.
 
Capo Del Bandito
2011-11-29 08:53:34 PM
Well, what movie did he watch?
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 08:57:43 PM
AbbeySomeone: mitchcumstein1: Bathia_Mapes: mitchcumstein1: I'd like to know what movie he was watching before I pass judgement on this whole thing.

I have it on good authority that it was "Star Wars: Episode 1".

Get a rope.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'd like to think that he was above watching a Julia Roberts movie.

Hey, he got out a pair of slippers. He had to have *some* sophistication.

Ah, but he put on a hoodie and some gym shorts, I'm thinking he was watching The Pelican Brief, plus she farking whispers for the entire movie, so I bet he figured nobody would hear it.

Subby lies! he did not make cookies while he was there, that would have made a huge difference. Who doesn't want to come home to fresh baked cookies?
Oh and 50K bail? WTF? Sandusky is free after posting none.

Sandusky didn't make the kid watch "Star Wars Episode One" so there's that.
 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 08:58:48 PM
Capo Del Bandito: Well, what movie did he watch?

If any farker going to know, it's going to be TMLO.
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 09:07:07 PM
mitchcumstein1: GAT_00: mitchcumstein1: No, no, one of the ones in Slovenia, or some other godforsaken place, we don't even know about.

We don't know where Slovenia is anymore? I need to tell my students this because they used an atlas this year that pretty clearly had it marked.

I was referring to the prison, not the country.

I know that. Jeez, is my humor just getting stranger?
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 09:34:48 PM
AlwaysRightBoy: If any farker going to know, it's going to be TMLO.

I'm holding out hope that it's Commando.

Sadly, it'll probably be a broadcast of Twilight on FX or somethin'.
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 09:38:44 PM
GAT_00: mitchcumstein1: GAT_00: mitchcumstein1: No, no, one of the ones in Slovenia, or some other godforsaken place, we don't even know about.

We don't know where Slovenia is anymore? I need to tell my students this because they used an atlas this year that pretty clearly had it marked.

I was referring to the prison, not the country.

I know that. Jeez, is my humor just getting stranger?

You never know around here.
 
Enemabag Jones
2011-11-29 09:40:26 PM
The cookies, were they the heat and eat on a roll kind, or did he break out the flour and the butter and do them from scratch.

If it was the latter, he is one wonder alleged criminal.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 09:51:00 PM
Gyrfalcon: Sandusky didn't make the kid watch "Star Wars Episode One" so there's that.

Exactly.
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 09:52:49 PM
Enemabag Jones: The cookies, were they the heat and eat on a roll kind, or did he break out the flour and the butter and do them from scratch.

If it was the latter, he is one wonder alleged criminal.

Neither. He helped himself to some homemade cookies. He didn't bake any cookies.
 
litespeed74
2011-11-29 09:53:30 PM
I can see why someone would do this...
It's always cool to see what other people have in their pantry and fridge. It's always way better than what I have.
 
Lomaxtogreen
2011-11-29 09:53:57 PM
Was creepy Eric invited.

I like tacos.
 
AlwaysRightBoy [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 10:10:59 PM
Bathia_Mapes: Enemabag Jones: The cookies, were they the heat and eat on a roll kind, or did he break out the flour and the butter and do them from scratch.

If it was the latter, he is one wonder alleged criminal.

Neither. He helped himself to some homemade cookies. He didn't bake any cookies.

This is why he should be drawn and quartered (with butter)... not the cookie cutter type of guy
 
Marcintosh
2011-11-29 10:28:40 PM
Humphrey is being held under $50,000 bail and is scheduled to be arraigned Tuesday afternoon in Sonoma County Superior Court.
three hots and a cot- beats sleeping next to some damn drummin' circle for a while . . . You know every now and again a man needs to take a break from the current conditions - just sayin'
 
captmingus
2011-11-29 10:46:09 PM
Really? Not one obvious explanation here? Must be a bunch of Yankees who don't know of the legend...the legend of..

SANCHO!

(I actually thought about writing a screen play for this SW Urban Legend)
 
belhade
2011-11-29 11:32:28 PM
Ok, I see these all the time and I wonder, why the FARK do robbers do this shiat? Rob a home, then hang around for awhile making themselves comfortable? Farkin' morons.
 
Tergiversada
2011-11-29 11:34:25 PM
These idiots are everywhere! This one logged on to his Facebook account on his victim's computer--and then forgot to log himself out!
Link
 
Bathia_Mapes [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 12:06:57 AM
AlwaysRightBoy: Bathia_Mapes: Enemabag Jones: The cookies, were they the heat and eat on a roll kind, or did he break out the flour and the butter and do them from scratch.

If it was the latter, he is one wonder alleged criminal.

Neither. He helped himself to some homemade cookies. He didn't bake any cookies.

This is why he should be drawn and quartered (with butter)... not the cookie cutter type of guy

Well, we were talking about the death penalty for "Phantom Menace" and him not using a coaster, so I guess that would work just as well as any other means of execution.
 
TheOriginalEd
2011-11-30 08:14:53 AM
Its like Skyrim! except real.
 
CzarChasm
2011-11-30 03:55:19 PM
--That's no burglar, that's a roommate!
 
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