FARK.com: (6772989) When your harebrained scheme to steal women's shoes from a sporting-goods store goes awry, be a dear and tell the arresting officers you have crack pipes hidden in your buttocks, won't you?

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(Some Guy)		When your harebrained scheme to steal women's shoes from a sporting-goods store goes awry, be a dear and tell the arresting officers you have crack pipes hidden in your buttocks, won't you? (wpbf.com)		23
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23 Comments (+0 »)

Bathia_Mapes

2011-11-29 06:59:47 PM

Her mug shot practically screams "I have crack pipes hidden in my buttocks".

PsychoLaurie

2011-11-29 07:47:18 PM

It's called "dope" for a reason.

namegoeshere

2011-11-29 07:47:38 PM

48? Daaaamn....

/drugs are bad
//m'kay?

skwerl

2011-11-29 07:47:38 PM

But that would ruin the surprise!

special20

2011-11-29 07:48:01 PM

Crack pipe ... in her crack. Sure, that might be better than knowing what she stashed in her hoo-hah.

Fluorescent Testicle

2011-11-29 07:48:49 PM

PsychoLaurie: It's called "dope" for a reason.

They're called "Crack pipes" for a reason.

Bongo Blue

2011-11-29 08:04:56 PM

hand me your butt-crack crackpipe babe...luv you...

Mr. Potatoass

2011-11-29 08:05:36 PM

ayretise

2011-11-29 08:11:28 PM

I can't think drugs are worse than searching someone's cavities for drugs.

numbone

2011-11-29 08:20:52 PM

Valerie Bertinelli has really let herself go.

Englebert Slaptyback

2011-11-29 08:21:35 PM

crack pipes hidden in your buttocks

That sounds funny in Forrest Gump's voice.

Medusa's Daughter

2011-11-29 08:28:08 PM

So she gets up in the morning and stuffs a crack pipe in her butt? Then gets dressed for the day?

digitalrain

2011-11-29 08:39:36 PM

For some reason, I imagine her admission in Forrest Gump's voice:

"I have crack pipes in my butt-ocks."

GodsTumor

2011-11-29 08:47:07 PM

Wasn't she in Road House?

sallys

2011-11-29 09:17:35 PM

link
Never do a drug named after a part of your own a55.

AcneVulgaris

2011-11-29 09:37:53 PM

This crack tastes like ass!

Ed Finnerty

2011-11-29 09:48:32 PM

Never go ass to mouth.

Gothnet

2011-11-29 09:48:40 PM

Why is crack always in the buttocks?

vsavatar

2011-11-29 09:57:28 PM

If you don't, then when you get to the jail and get strip searched, they will charge you with knowingly smuggling drugs into a correctional facility which is usually a minimum 5 year felony. I know it sounds stupid, but that law has been upheld as constitutional.

TyrannyOfThe3Squares

2011-11-29 10:08:50 PM

Englebert Slaptyback: crack pipes hidden in your buttocks

That sounds funny in Forrest Gump's voice.

Beer through the nostrils is never a pretty thing!

Farkosaurus Rex

2011-11-29 10:28:50 PM

Hears you can get high using a crack pipe.
Places pipe in crack.

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