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(NJ.com)   So if you're not supposed to use your squirt bottle of urine to hose down bus drivers before you punch them out, just what are you supposed to use your squirt bottle of urine for?   (nj.com) divider line 55
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2011-11-29 06:50:23 PM
Annoying the wolves.
 
2011-11-29 06:51:37 PM
www.lolbrary.com

/oblig.
 
2011-11-29 06:52:11 PM
i usually just piss right on the dude AFTER i beat the tar out of him.

/farking rednecks.
 
2011-11-29 06:56:08 PM

some_beer_drinker: i usually just piss right on the dude AFTER i beat the tar out of him.

/farking rednecks.


Damn, I was going to say that.

Only being a female, I'd need that squirt bottle.
 
2011-11-29 06:56:26 PM
I use mine on subby's mom.
 
2011-11-29 06:56:48 PM
Why would you need a squirt bottle?

Mine's built in.
 
2011-11-29 06:58:02 PM
How about as a refreshing beverage?

It's sterile and I like the taste.
 
2011-11-29 06:59:19 PM
Writing my name in the snow
 
2011-11-29 07:00:25 PM
Maybe it was a can of Red Bull. It would be easy to confuse it with urine.
 
2011-11-29 07:01:33 PM
A chaser ?
 
2011-11-29 07:03:06 PM
Keeping the coals from flaring up and burning your shiat-burger.
 
2011-11-29 07:04:00 PM
well I'd better not show you where the lemonade is made
sweet lemonade
mmmmmm sweet lemonade
 
2011-11-29 07:05:35 PM
um, bus driver gets urine dumped on him and then beaten up, has his car vandalized and is later robbed. Either worst day ever or it was personal.
 
2011-11-29 07:07:42 PM
Awesome headline, subby. It is very hard to make me say, "Huh? What?"

But seriously, what else are you supposed to do with the urine you save?

www.legaljuice.com
 
2011-11-29 07:11:09 PM
I use mine on salad bars.
 
2011-11-29 07:11:48 PM
Is this a trick question?
 
2011-11-29 07:12:02 PM

Loucifer: Keeping the coals from flaring up and burning your shiat-burger.


Nice
 
2011-11-29 07:13:06 PM
Sometimes a homeless guy will let you piss on him for $5
 
2011-11-29 07:13:34 PM

pervvywanker: I use mine on salad bars.


A friend's brother got fired from Arby's for peeing in their salad dressing

/csb
 
2011-11-29 07:17:16 PM

SoCalSurfer: pervvywanker: I use mine on salad bars.

A friend's brother got fired from Arby's for peeing in their salad dressing

/csb


They have salads?
 
2011-11-29 07:18:00 PM

Devolving_Spud: Maybe it was a can of Red Bull. It would be easy to confuse it with urine.


We have crab juice and Mountain Dew.
 
2011-11-29 07:18:10 PM

SoCalSurfer: A friend's brother got fired from Arby's for peeing in their salad dressing

/csb


Which is why most fast food places have it in individual packages.
 
2011-11-29 07:19:55 PM
Lubrication for farking Man Coulter.
 
2011-11-29 07:24:24 PM
I use my battery powered squirtgun to spray urine at an entire line of waiting cars at a a light. Cars are are too close together, and if it is warm, but not hot, you get a fair number of people with their windows down.
 
2011-11-29 07:24:41 PM
I wonder what he was pissed off about.
 
2011-11-29 07:29:26 PM
There is a fine selection of German pornography available with many helpful ideas!
 
2011-11-29 07:30:47 PM

Nutsac_Jim: I use my battery powered squirtgun to spray urine at an entire line of waiting cars at a a light. Cars are are too close together, and if it is warm, but not hot, you get a fair number of people with their windows down.


Is there a noticable difference between using fresh urine and aged urine? Does it get smellier the longer you leave it in the squirt gun?
 
2011-11-29 07:32:55 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: um, bus driver gets urine dumped on him and then beaten up, has his car vandalized and is later robbed. Either worst day ever or it was personal.


Multiculturalism does spawn a few minor disadvantages like this man experienced, but that man's collection of problems was a small price to pay for NYC's wonderful restaurant menu diversity.
 
2011-11-29 07:34:35 PM
content7.flixster.com
 
2011-11-29 07:35:25 PM
For dotting the i ?
 
2011-11-29 07:38:39 PM
Rabbits. If you have rabbits getting into your garden, pour urine around your plants and they'll supposedly leave them alone.
 
2011-11-29 07:40:26 PM

TravisBickle62: Nutsac_Jim: I use my battery powered squirtgun to spray urine at an entire line of waiting cars at a a light. Cars are are too close together, and if it is warm, but not hot, you get a fair number of people with their windows down.

Is there a noticable difference between using fresh urine and aged urine? Does it get smellier the longer you leave it in the squirt gun?


I would think so. Urine is made up of water and urea. As the water evaporates, the urea becomes more concentrated, hence more ammonia in the concentrate, so it's going to stink more and last longer. The downside is the crystals are going to clog your squirt bottle if you wait too long.
 
2011-11-29 07:40:59 PM

TravisBickle62: Sometimes a homeless guy will let you piss on him for $5


we have a guy around here like that too. you can kick him after for an extra buck.
 
2011-11-29 07:42:25 PM
I use gasoline. Much more volatile. Plus I can walk away slowly while putting on my sunglasses and flicking a cigarette behind me. So cool.
 
2011-11-29 07:51:58 PM
Epifanio Gomez, urine big trouble now.
 
2011-11-29 08:05:59 PM
No jarate? :C
 
2011-11-29 08:12:09 PM
Jitney?

I first glanced up to the url to see if it was *.co.uk, then had to look that one up ^

Common phrase in NY/NJ?
 
2011-11-29 08:13:05 PM
ecx.images-amazon.com
You're supposed to drink it. Evidently somebody likes it or they wouldn't keep making it.
 
2011-11-29 08:16:29 PM
One of my girlfriends was a training to be a police dog handler. When her male dog wasn't quite submitting to her authority, one of her male counterparts suggested squirting her own urine on the dog as part of the training process (from a spray bottle, not her body). It worked - she and the dog were a great team for a few years.

Somehow I doubt this guy was a police officer in training.
 
2011-11-29 08:25:52 PM
West New York man accused of throwing urine in bus driver's face

West New York is not New York. It's a New Jersey ploy for respectability. Nice try, snookimitter.
 
2011-11-29 08:50:34 PM

Rufus Lee King: no icon tact: Jitney?

I first glanced up to the url to see if it was *.co.uk, then had to look that one up ^

Common phrase in NY/NJ?

New Jersey Turnpike in the wee, wee hours
I was rollin' slowly 'cause of drizzlin' showers
Here come a flat-top, he was movin' up with me
Then come wavin' by me in a little old souped-up jitney


Cool dat coooooool breeze Rufus
 
2011-11-29 08:57:16 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: um, bus driver gets urine dumped on him and then beaten up, has his car vandalized and is later robbed. Either worst day ever or it was personal.


Im going to go with personal.
 
2011-11-29 09:01:09 PM

God's Bathroom Floor: [ecx.images-amazon.com image 300x300]
You're supposed to drink it. Evidently somebody likes it or they wouldn't keep making it.


Squirt is an excellent vodka mixer, especially in the hot summer.
 
2011-11-29 09:02:19 PM
i512.photobucket.com

/ At some point or another I want to stop and get hold of a child.
 
2011-11-29 10:00:53 PM

no icon tact: Jitney?

I first glanced up to the url to see if it was *.co.uk, then had to look that one up ^

Common phrase in NY/NJ?


Only Jitney I've seen is the Hampton Jitney that takes the rich Manhattanites out to their summer houses. Not sure what they got over in Jersey.

/No, I've never ridden in one.
 
2011-11-29 10:15:11 PM
i.huffpost.com

"one...two...three...and this makes four Gatorade squirt bottles..."
 
2011-11-29 10:31:13 PM
 
2011-11-29 10:39:28 PM
you're supposed to use it to hose down the bully who won't let you ride your big wheel around the block.

Link (new window)
 
2011-11-29 11:25:31 PM

macadamnut: / At some point or another I want to stop and get hold of a child.


Thumbs up for Withnail, but this thread needs some Critical Bill.
 
2011-11-29 11:31:54 PM

Gyrfalcon: TravisBickle62: Nutsac_Jim: I use my battery powered squirtgun to spray urine at an entire line of waiting cars at a a light. Cars are are too close together, and if it is warm, but not hot, you get a fair number of people with their windows down.

Is there a noticable difference between using fresh urine and aged urine? Does it get smellier the longer you leave it in the squirt gun?

I would think so. Urine is made up of water and urea. As the water evaporates, the urea becomes more concentrated, hence more ammonia in the concentrate, so it's going to stink more and last longer. The downside is the crystals are going to clog your squirt bottle if you wait too long.


I disagree. Evaporation rates in a closed squirt bottle are next to nil. If left out in the sun you may have water condensate around the inside of te chamber which creates a micro-gradient of urea. You just need to give it a friendly shake and it should be back to normal.
 
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