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Sanduskyed In The Shower
2011-11-29 05:08:07 PM
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I'd buy that for a dollar
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 06:01:02 PM
Ackerman said he worked on the three most recent "Spider-Man" movies and used his engineering expertise to design the Green Goblin's hoverboard.

He's looking at a life sentence for his complicity in Spider-Man 3 ALONE.
 
InOmnibusCaritas [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 06:40:15 PM
Did somebody's keyboard lose the colon key? Or was it shoved up subby's colon?
 
Bob16
2011-11-29 06:43:33 PM
Ha. I beat the "you English majors made poor decisions" crowd
 
Car_Ramrod
2011-11-29 06:44:29 PM
We need MORE hoverboard designers, not less! 2015 is coming so soon!

I don't even care if they won't work on water, unless you've got power.

/you bojo.
 
Tarmangani
2011-11-29 06:46:37 PM
A man arrested by Oklahoma City police on an arson complaint after a fire at a laundry business boasted his feet were "certified weapons"


I'm pretty sure an authentic bad-ass doesn't have to go around trying to convince everyone what a bad-ass he is...
 
lockers
2011-11-29 06:53:27 PM
Hey guys! I am an authentic bad-ass. I am on the authentic bad-ass registry so i have to tell you. Now you know how much of a bad-ass i am...
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 07:02:45 PM
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Nobody who spends as much time stoned as this guy could possibly have gotten ONE degree, nevermind SEVEN.
 
stuffy
2011-11-29 07:04:41 PM
Angelina Jolie inseminater?
 
just passing through
2011-11-29 07:06:46 PM
I dare you to try one of his certified sex toys
 
Tarmangani
2011-11-29 07:12:02 PM
lockers: Hey guys! I am an authentic bad-ass. I am on the authentic bad-ass registry so i have to tell you. Now you know how much of a bad-ass i am...
Somehow, I remain unconvinced...
 
katod [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 07:12:45 PM
When police arrived, Ackerman said he wanted to be put in leg shackles for their safety because his feet "were certified weapons in Nevada."

shackled, for your protection!

maybe he can add "internet celebrity" to his CV now as well and let's give him a reality show
 
CliChe Guevara
2011-11-29 07:24:06 PM
When police arrived, Ackerman said he wanted to be put in leg shackles for their safety because his feet "were certified weapons in Nevada."


This is what happens when ITG's are left alone in a basement long enough to actually start to believe their own delusions.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 07:44:24 PM
katod: When police arrived, Ackerman said he wanted to be put in leg shackles for their safety because his feet "were certified weapons in Nevada."

shackled, for your protection!

maybe he can add "internet celebrity" to his CV now as well and let's give him a reality show

"When Stoned Underachievers Attack"
 
huckleberg
2011-11-29 07:57:16 PM
Multi-Axial Assessment:

I - Bipolar I, MRE Manic with psychosis;
II - unknown/deferred; r/o Antisocial PD;
III - see ER report, limited history
IV - multiple stressors; employment, access to care, financial
V - 17 at time of admission, highest past year unknown
 
DundieAwardWinner
2011-11-29 08:58:58 PM
Did that headline hurt anyone else's brain, or am I just having a stroke?
 
cats4rent
2011-11-29 08:59:05 PM
Gyrfalcon: [photos3.newsok.com image 300x225]

Nobody who spends as much time stoned as this guy could possibly have gotten ONE degree, nevermind SEVEN.

this fellow could be a langston graduate as he is so attractive and successful. yes he looks full of langston.
 
InOmnibusCaritas [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 09:24:15 PM
DundieAwardWinner: Did that headline hurt anyone else's brain, or am I just having a stroke?

It's because Subby can't figure out how to use his colon.

News: blah blah blah. Fark: blah blah blah

It's a tired meme made worse by people who abuse it.
 
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 09:36:05 PM
DundieAwardWinner: Did that headline hurt anyone else's brain, or am I just having a stroke?

Initially, aye.

It took me a second to understand what subby was trying to do.
 
AaronB1138
2011-11-30 01:14:25 AM
And with that, the "War on Drugs" gets an extra infusion of cash.
 
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