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(Atlanta Journal Constitution) Sick Owners of home where teen died during sleepover charged with possessing a rotten possum   (ajc.com) divider line 36
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talulahgosh [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 02:33:59 PM
wait, the 'decaying opossum and "a lot of feces" piled throughout the home' didn't cause the teen's death?
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 04:45:38 PM
Update:

The 15-year-old North Forsyth High School student found unresponsive Monday morning in a friend's backyard smoked pot, drank bourbon, ingested prescription medication and huffed dust cleaner the night before he died, according to the sheriff's incident report.

In his defense doing all that stuff is the only way I think I could stay overnight in a bug-infested house with piles of feces everywhere and bugs crawling on the feces.

I imagine him going "OK, I smoked some pot, the smell shouldn't bother me much now. OH GOD! I STILL SMELL IT! OK, I just drank a bottle of bourbon, I shouldn't mind the smell now. OH GOD IT'S LIKE I'M IN THE BOWELS OF HELL!!!! OK, I just took a whole bottle of Oxycontin, I should be fine now. OH GOD, TAKE ME NOW!!! THE SMELL WON'T GO AWAY!!!! OK, I just huffed 10 bottles of dust cleaner, I should be good now. OH GOD I STILL SMELL IT!!!!"

*runs into backyard and collapses dead...but at least he can't smell the piles of feces anymore. ...so.... win?*
 
some.old.lady. [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 05:05:27 PM
:::: shudder ::::
 
The My Little Pony Killer [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 05:18:55 PM
And this is why you don't mix drugs.

/or huff dust cleaner
//seriously, don't huff dust cleaner
 
TravisBickle62
2011-11-29 05:41:03 PM
When I was a kid my parents wouldn't let me do sleepovers.

Between this and the Sandusky guy, I can see why.

Thanks, parents.
 
Amos Quito
2011-11-29 05:44:30 PM
www.ajc.com

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Chevello
2011-11-29 05:44:32 PM
So the kid got into all that, and all they could get the people on was the opossum?
 
topcon
2011-11-29 05:45:37 PM
Oh, yeah, like none of us ever saw dead possums at friend's houses when we were kids. Glass houses, and all of that.
 
steamingpile
2011-11-29 05:47:16 PM
I knew someone who rarely did drugs but one night decided to smoke a little pot and had a heart attack that has him in a vegetative state of mind for the past 15 years or so, the guy was 23 when this happened.

Almost made me quit smoking pot, almost.
 
Amos Quito
2011-11-29 05:47:46 PM
The parents didn't know the kid was dead at first.

Thought he was paying possum.
 
BadAdviceGuy
2011-11-29 05:48:48 PM
This is why you should always keep a higher class of dust cleaner around the house. Using cheap stuff can be lethal, plus it leaves streaks.
 
Dogsbody
2011-11-29 05:49:56 PM
The article is unclear on the source of the feces. Was it from the possum? Parents?
 
TravisBickle62
2011-11-29 05:51:01 PM
Dogsbody: The article is unclear on the source of the feces. Was it from the possum? Parents?

Possum feces is pretty small, and they tend to spread it around, not leave it in piles.
 
Farxist
2011-11-29 05:57:35 PM
TravisBickle62:
Possum feces is pretty small, and they tend to spread it around, not leave it in piles.

and this is why I love fark.
a new piece of information that I can use at my next dinner party!
 
Sin_City_Superhero [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 06:00:28 PM
...charged with possessing a rotten possum

That's a crime? BRB. Something I gotta go get rid of...
 
John_David_Stutts
2011-11-29 06:10:00 PM
It's not like a live possum smells much better than a dead one.

Rotten Possum was one of the best jam bands of the early 70's though. I saw them at a festival in Topeka just before they broke up. Changed my life, man.
 
Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash
2011-11-29 06:11:20 PM
I already knew about this story, such is the gift of Forsyth.
 
KidneyStone [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 06:20:43 PM
Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: I already knew about this story, such is the gift of Forsyth.

Come on now, I wouldn't even say MOST of Forsyth is bad. Certainly not 'dead possum in the house' bad.

For that kind of shiat go to Banks for Franklin County.
 
KidneyStone [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 06:25:40 PM
"their lakefront residence"

Pull up their road on Google Maps. Their property minimally qualifies for lakefront. Since the lake is down over 10 feet (well, before toady's rain) it's probably dirtfront property right now.
 
poot_rootbeer
2011-11-29 06:36:53 PM
www.insanejournal.com
 
Fluorescent Testicle
2011-11-29 06:37:03 PM
KidneyStone: Come on now, I wouldn't even say MOST of Forsyth is bad. Certainly not 'dead possum in the house' bad. For that kind of shiat go to Banks for Franklin County.

Psst: It was a pun.
 
WordyGrrl
2011-11-29 06:49:04 PM
Robert Lancaster, 46, is the chief financial officer of a Roswell nursing center, according to public documents

Wonder how much he budgets to keep his workplace clean if his own home is allowed to get that nasty.
 
Belatryx
2011-11-29 06:50:02 PM
Amos Quito: The parents didn't know the kid was dead at first.

Thought he was paying possum.

You owe me a new keyboard.
 
steamingpile
2011-11-29 07:07:28 PM
WordyGrrl: Wonder how much he budgets to keep his workplace clean if his own home is allowed to get that nasty.

Maybe his wife is just lazy.
 
Nuclear Monk
2011-11-29 07:12:17 PM
Dead hookers are still ok, right?
 
sexy-fetus
2011-11-29 07:14:04 PM
Investigators found a decaying opossum and "a lot of feces" piled throughout the home, House said.

I got a picture of Hugh Laurie telling someone to search the patients place in my head.
 
namegoeshere
2011-11-29 07:14:49 PM
A little clutter, a little dust, dishes in the sink - this I could understand. Not everyone is a neatnick. But how the holy farking hell do you live in a house filled with shiat and dead things?? How?? And there are two adults and at least one child, so it is not just one batshiat insane person wallowing in filth.
 
Dogsbody
2011-11-29 07:24:12 PM
...charged with possessing a rotten possum

Leave the rotten possum. Take the cannoli.
 
Gyrfalcon [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 07:31:29 PM
Investigators don't believe the conditions inside the home contributed to the unidentified teen's death.

Although they can't possibly have helped.
 
vodka
2011-11-29 08:31:29 PM
I expect to see this on an episode of Hoarders soon.
 
jehovahs witness protection [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 10:21:09 PM
Nuclear Monk: Dead hookers are still ok, right?

Only half of one...
 
Huck And Molly Ziegler
2011-11-29 10:32:17 PM
I need to save those two pictures of the parents, just in case I ever read another story about disgustingly irresponsible parents of a different ethnic group. I want to remember what "white trash" looks like.
 
LordOfThePings
2011-11-29 10:46:24 PM
sexy-fetus: I got a picture of Hugh Laurie telling someone to search the patients place in my head.

images.tribe.net

Good, and a rotten possum is ... ?
 
Hobo Kicker
2011-11-29 11:01:43 PM
Amos Quito: The parents didn't know the kid was dead at first.

Thought he was paying possum.

Apparently they couldn't tell that the possum wasn't playing possum either.
 
Amos Quito
2011-11-30 12:37:44 AM
Hobo Kicker: Amos Quito: The parents didn't know the kid was dead at first.

Thought he was paying possum.

Apparently they couldn't tell that the possum wasn't playing possum either.


Some possums are surprisingly talented.
 
KidneyStone [TotalFark]
2011-11-30 01:08:27 AM
Fluorescent Testicle: Psst: It was a pun.

ooohhhh, right, ok.....I have attained 'too old' status

I went onto Forsyth County's tax assessor site and...this guy has a big farking house and a ton of property around it. Gmaps shows a pool, tennis court.......so wtf?
 
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