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(Miami Herald) Florida ALF voting questioned, since he is a non-voting alien   (miamiherald.com) divider line 27
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2011-11-29 04:15:51 PM
HA!
 
2011-11-29 04:36:26 PM
Something, something, I KILL ME!
 
2011-11-29 04:38:29 PM
He's back. In pog form.
 
2011-11-29 04:45:27 PM
WILLY!
 
2011-11-29 04:47:01 PM
Eating the neighbor's cat is a felony, so ALF wouldn't be able to vote any way.

But I think it is time to consider taking the vote away from Floridans until they prove they can run an electoral system. Just don't count Florida votes towards the Electoral College Total.

Wait, isn't that the system now? Just don't count Florida Electoral College Votes. Reset the total a candidate needs to win to USA minus Florida.

If you need outside observers and technical help, Canada was part of a team that oversaw the elections in the Ukraine. Florida can't be all that much worse and the weather is better in November so you wouldn't have problems getting volunteers.
 
2011-11-29 04:50:27 PM
4 posts and all the Alf jokes are done. thanks for that whopping contribution to pop culture. wasn't the dad on that show found homeless sucking dick for quarters or coke or something? i swear i remember something like this. the internet told me so it must be true.

/hard time, hard times
 
2011-11-29 04:51:26 PM
brantgoose: If you need outside observers and technical help, Canada was part of a team that oversaw the elections in the Ukraine. Florida can't be all that much worse and the weather is better in November so you wouldn't have problems getting volunteers.

Half the population of Canada already seems to be here at any given time.
 
2011-11-29 05:00:51 PM
Hide yo cats!
 
2011-11-29 05:03:39 PM
I found the daughter on that show and on Nell to be oh so hot in my early teen years.
 
2011-11-29 05:04:25 PM
Jake Ochmonek: Why do we have to wear meat at this ceremony anyway?
ALF: 'Cause the high priest on Melmac was also the butcher.
 
2011-11-29 05:05:13 PM
Goddam animal liberators!!1!
 
2011-11-29 05:11:40 PM
ALF: The only good cat is a stir-fried cat.
 
2011-11-29 05:18:35 PM
What do they have against Gordon?
 
2011-11-29 05:18:45 PM
ALF. Uh huh uh huh uh huh uh huh.
ALF is gonna rock you.
 
2011-11-29 05:20:39 PM
The Flexecutioner: 4 posts and all the Alf jokes are done. thanks for that whopping contribution to pop culture. wasn't the dad on that show found homeless sucking dick for quarters or coke or something? i swear i remember something like this. the internet told me so it must be true.

/hard time, hard times


ALF actually holds up today much better than most other shows from it's time. A lot of the script writers would go on the write for The Simpsons amongst other shows, so there was definitely a lot of talent there. And yes, there was an article in National Enquirer about Max Wright smoking crack and have sex with homeless people. It's amusing to think it might be true, but it probably wasn't.
 
2011-11-29 05:21:25 PM
I kill me!
 
2011-11-29 05:27:28 PM
I meant Gimme a Break the show with Nell Carter.
 
2011-11-29 05:36:48 PM
rogergastman.com
 
2011-11-29 05:53:44 PM
Wonko Fortytwo: ALF: The only good cat is a stir-fried cat.

Time for an ALF reboot! Have it set in Korea and all the zany antics of chasing cats across the DMZ while dodging the norks!

/Shiat, sorry guys. I knew it was wrong but I had to type that.
 
2011-11-29 05:58:38 PM
Come on and scratch our wrists
 
2011-11-29 06:13:35 PM
spman: The Flexecutioner: 4 posts and all the Alf jokes are done. thanks for that whopping contribution to pop culture. wasn't the dad on that show found homeless sucking dick for quarters or coke or something? i swear i remember something like this. the internet told me so it must be true.

/hard time, hard times

ALF actually holds up today much better than most other shows from it's time. A lot of the script writers would go on the write for The Simpsons amongst other shows, so there was definitely a lot of talent there. And yes, there was an article in National Enquirer about Max Wright smoking crack and have sex with homeless people. It's amusing to think it might be true, but it probably wasn't.


Don't rain on his parade. This is Fark, therefore everything ever sucks.
 
2011-11-29 07:31:03 PM
Just stopped in to say "I love ALF!"

Would love to see him brought back in to popular culture.
 
2011-11-29 07:35:19 PM
I wonder if this is how W won the first time....
 
2011-11-29 07:37:11 PM
...that and the pregnant chads of course.
 
2011-11-30 12:08:58 AM
Remember the prequel cartoon series?

www.cartoonscrapbook.com

And not forgetting the magnum opus that was:

images.wikia.com
 
2011-11-30 09:24:00 AM
The Flexecutioner: 4 posts and all the Alf jokes are done. thanks for that whopping contribution to pop culture. wasn't the dad on that show found homeless sucking dick for quarters or coke or something? i swear i remember something like this. the internet told me so it must be true.

/hard time, hard times


And here you were telling your mom you needed them for the arcade! HAH! I kill me!

straightfromthea.com
 
2011-11-30 10:29:35 AM
I still want to fark Lynn... in all her sharp knee and bulimic glory!

/fap
 
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