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(700 WLW) Cool In addition to being away from their families, troops had to put up with Bret Michaels on Thanksgiving too   (700wlw.com) divider line 17
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2011-11-29 01:38:03 PM
The Poison singer spent the weekend meeting members of the military who were unable to get back home know wtf he was because they were 5 when Poison had their last gold album.
 
2011-11-29 01:57:05 PM
He just wanted to give them something to believe in.
 
2011-11-29 02:52:50 PM
Slapstick comedy (^) is a great way to take your mind off things.
 
2011-11-29 03:30:37 PM
done in one.

Would pay cash money to see his face when one of the soldiers went up to shake his hand and say "Wow, my Dad really loved your stuff."
 
2011-11-29 03:42:51 PM
Truly, a staggering sacrifice for our country.
 
2011-11-29 03:45:34 PM
The only thing more ravaged and barren than Iraq is what lies under that cowboy hat.
 
2011-11-29 03:51:18 PM
Did he see any action?
 
2011-11-29 03:56:03 PM
Gotta take the good with the bad, I guess. Every rose has its thorn.
 
2011-11-29 04:14:52 PM
"I'm stuck here in the desert being shot at and missing my family but at least I'm not some washed-up has been hack traveling the country fleecing morans who fondly remember getting their first handjob to one of the horrendous vapid songs I performed which were the best demonstration of the worst of a genre."

SRV dies in a chopper when he's cleaned up and likely has his best contributions before him. Cliff Burton dies and leaves one of the best heavy metal bands rudderless but inevitably bound for mediocrity.

But this asshat survives a trip to the war zone and back.

This can be construed as my basic argument for atheism.
 
2011-11-29 04:19:05 PM
Jake Havechek: War is Hell.

HAHA!!!! +1
 
2011-11-29 05:52:49 PM
Sucks to be them, I got to meet...
i63.photobucket.com

and

i203.photobucket.com
When I was stationed in Macedonia in 1999

Oh yah Garret Morris there too. I said GARRET MORRIS WAS THERE TOO!
 
2011-11-29 06:05:50 PM
Jingle Strangle: Did he see any action?

Probably not on his trip to Iraq, but back in mid- and late- 1980s Brett Michaels was getting more trim than the floor of a barber shop.
 
2011-11-29 06:19:14 PM
Bag of Hammers: done in one.

Would pay cash money to see his face when one of the soldiers went up to shake his hand and say "Wow, my Dad really loved your stuff."


I'm old enough to be the dad in that senario and I would have been all "Bret who?"
 
2011-11-29 06:38:10 PM
NEWJERSEYFARKTAG: Bag of Hammers: done in one.

Would pay cash money to see his face when one of the soldiers went up to shake his hand and say "Wow, my Dad really loved your stuff."

I'm old enough to be the dad in that senario and I would have been all "Bret who?"


I told Fee Waybill from The Tubes, a band that I enjoy, that my dad turned me onto them. Yes, he gave me a farked a up look. We had beers later, so it was all good.
 
2011-11-29 07:42:27 PM
He could load up the bus with skanks and brighten the holiday for many poon-starved servicemen.

www.popcrunch.com
 
2011-11-30 12:35:53 AM
my life was gratefully Poison-free until douchewitz showed up on TV pretending to be heterosexual
 
2011-11-30 04:26:47 AM
The guy has a small peener and is bald on top. He farked pam anderson with that stupid doo rag on
 
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