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(Washington Post) Strange It's the classic story: Boy meets girl. Boy and girl get drunk and have sex. Girl tells boy she has AIDS. Boy shoots girl in head with shotgun. Girl survives. Boy goes to jail. Bonus: Girl was just joking, doesn't really have AIDS   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 211
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Sybarite [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 01:14:04 PM
This is why you write in on the mirror in your lipstick.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 01:15:50 PM
Well you can't blame him for believing her. DC has one of the highest AIDS rates in the country.
 
bow [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 01:18:42 PM
That's a clusterfark. Karma's a biatch.
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 01:19:36 PM
Yeah, people take shiat like AIDS kind of seriously, and just might believe you when you tell them you've given them AIDS, And they just might act accordingly to the death sentence you've just seemingly handed them.
 
TheOther
2011-11-29 01:22:07 PM
Girl was just joking, doesn't really have AIDS

What her Fark login?
 
Pocket Ninja [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 01:22:27 PM
You don't write it on the mirror in lipstick. You write a cute message, something "welcome to the world of AIDS," on a little slip of paper, then you put that paper in a little ring box and wrap it up with a red bow, then you wait until the person is disembarking from a cruise ship and give it to them then.
 
BigTuna [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 01:23:53 PM
Walker: Well you can't blame him for believing her. DC has one of the highest AIDS rates in the country.

Little wonder, practically every politician has at least 2 of 'em.
 
FireBreathingLiberal
2011-11-29 01:25:36 PM
Why wasn't SHE named in the story?
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 01:26:51 PM
Hey, who among us hasn't pulled that classic "I have AIDS... just kidding!" prank first seen and loved in a Tom & Jerry cartoon 34 years ago?
 
TheOther
2011-11-29 01:27:38 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, people take shiat like AIDS kind of seriously, and just might believe you when you tell them you've given them AIDS, And they just might act accordingly to the death sentence you've just seemingly handed them.

Boyfriend didn't get it?
 
mitchcumstein1 [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 01:28:03 PM
That's...that's a hell of a story.
 
muck4doo
2011-11-29 01:29:14 PM
Quasar: Hey, who among us hasn't pulled that classic "I have AIDS... just kidding!" prank first seen and loved in a Tom & Jerry cartoon 34 years ago?

It's an oldie but a goodie.
 
TheOther
2011-11-29 01:30:06 PM
Quasar: Hey, who among us hasn't pulled that classic "I have AIDS... just kidding!" prank first seen and loved in a Tom & Jerry cartoon 34 years ago?

Tom always watching Jerry's mousehole?
 
hitchking
2011-11-29 01:33:35 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, people take shiat like AIDS kind of seriously, and just might believe you when you tell them you've given them AIDS, And they just might act accordingly to the death sentence you've just seemingly handed them.

The guy may not have known this, but it's not like you schtup someone once and WHAMMO instant AIDS. The probability of a man contracting HIV after one boning of an infected person is fairly low. And HIV isn't the death sentence it once was.
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 01:36:25 PM
hitchking: FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, people take shiat like AIDS kind of seriously, and just might believe you when you tell them you've given them AIDS, And they just might act accordingly to the death sentence you've just seemingly handed them.

The guy may not have known this, but it's not like you schtup someone once and WHAMMO instant AIDS. The probability of a man contracting HIV after one boning of an infected person is fairly low. And HIV isn't the death sentence it once was.

I would have shot her in the head if she told me she had the flu, let alone AIDS. Even allergies might get me to break out the .22.
 
tallguywithglasseson [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 01:36:54 PM
Well... I guess the joke's on her.
 
Relatively Obscure [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 01:37:17 PM
i177.photobucket.com
 
Because People in power are Stupid [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 01:38:16 PM
Pictures needed for article to have any value.
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 01:39:38 PM
t0.gstatic.com


/Just kidding
 
imapirate [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 01:40:49 PM
Relatively Obscure: [i177.photobucket.com image 235x214]

LOL
 
ds_4815
2011-11-29 01:44:09 PM
Honorary img1.fark.net tag?
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 01:46:55 PM
So they traded attempted murder charges?
 
Bukharin
2011-11-29 01:57:30 PM
crabs and anal warts would have been much more funny.
 
DammitIForgotMyLogin [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 01:58:02 PM
GAT_00: So they traded attempted murder charges?

N'ah, it'd only be attempted murder if she actually did have aids.

Well, actually, they'd likely never charge that, even if they farking should
 
kingoomieiii [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 02:07:30 PM
Now, let's be fair. If someone told me matter-of-factly that they'd just intentionally taken decades off of my life, I'd be pretty mad.

Now, though, I'd probably at least say "Really?".
 
hackhix [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 02:14:40 PM
Relatively Obscure: [i177.photobucket.com image 235x214]

*snerk*
/awesome
 
kbronsito [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 02:18:53 PM
i'm not saying he should have shot her... but i understand.
 
croesius
2011-11-29 02:20:50 PM
Relatively Obscure:

Friggin' top notch.
 
Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 02:22:39 PM
and when she got the pictures developed there was one with their toothbrushes up the thief's ass!

Oh, wait...
 
GAT_00 [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 02:27:16 PM
DammitIForgotMyLogin: N'ah, it'd only be attempted murder if she actually did have aids.

His actions were arguably predicated on his actions that she wasn't joking.
 
dletter [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 02:28:03 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, people take shiat like AIDS kind of seriously, and just might believe you when you tell them you've given them AIDS, And they just might act accordingly to the death sentence you've just seemingly handed them.

obama.net

20 years baby. Booyah!
 
smooshie [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 02:33:12 PM
i.imgur.com
 
FirstNationalBastard [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 02:37:02 PM
Quasar: hitchking: FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, people take shiat like AIDS kind of seriously, and just might believe you when you tell them you've given them AIDS, And they just might act accordingly to the death sentence you've just seemingly handed them.

The guy may not have known this, but it's not like you schtup someone once and WHAMMO instant AIDS. The probability of a man contracting HIV after one boning of an infected person is fairly low. And HIV isn't the death sentence it once was.

I would have shot her in the head if she told me she had the flu, let alone AIDS. Even allergies might get me to break out the .22.

What about a cold? Just a light maiming for a cold?
 
vudukungfu
2011-11-29 02:47:20 PM
Guess she's going to think twice before smarting off in the future.

/she's been told. once.
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 02:58:38 PM
FirstNationalBastard: What about a cold? Just a light maiming for a cold?

I would smack her across the fibulas with a stuffed rhino.
 
thismomentinblackhistory [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 03:01:35 PM
Oh alcohol!
 
SchlingFocker [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 03:12:10 PM
FirstNationalBastard: Yeah, people take shiat like AIDS kind of seriously, and just might believe you when you tell them you've given them AIDS, And they just might act accordingly to the death sentence you've just seemingly handed them.

HIV hasn't been a death sentence for a while now.
 
some.old.lady. [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 03:14:49 PM
Well, lady, I guess your little joke sort of...
[sunglasses]
...backfired, didn't it?
 
miss diminutive
2011-11-29 03:15:56 PM
What an idiot. That's something you yell out the window as you're driving away afterwards. Know your escape routes before pulling the ole "Oh btw, I've got AIDS so be sure to walk that off - kthxbye!" trick. It could save your life.

/farking amateurs
 
ultraholland
2011-11-29 03:17:59 PM
What a terrible story shot.
 
Ed Finnerty [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 04:17:58 PM
Girls just wanna have fun! LOL
 
Bloody William
2011-11-29 04:20:38 PM
The aristocrats!
 
whidbey
2011-11-29 04:21:03 PM
No pix of either of these wacky geniuses?
 
moralpanic
2011-11-29 04:22:04 PM
What kind of sick joke is that to play on somebody.
 
hugram
2011-11-29 04:22:10 PM
imapirate: Relatively Obscure: [i177.photobucket.com image 235x214]

LOL

Same here. +1
 
farkingismybusiness
2011-11-29 04:22:20 PM
Walker: Well you can't blame him for believing her. DC has one of the highest AIDS rates in the country.

Are you positive?
 
manimal2878
2011-11-29 04:22:57 PM
hitchking: And HIV isn't the death sentence it once was if your are rich
 
AbbeySomeone
2011-11-29 04:23:33 PM
smooshie: [i.imgur.com image 460x238]

You sick bastard. Yeah, I laughed.

Ed Finnerty: Girls just wanna have fun! LOL

Now she knows he doesn't have a sense of humor. I won't date a man that has no sense of humor, or a lousy shot.
 
cgraves67
2011-11-29 04:23:50 PM
I'd shoot her just for having a crappy sense of humor.
 
busy chillin'
2011-11-29 04:24:05 PM
shakespeare.mit.edu

"These violent delights have violent ends
And in their triumph die, like fire and powder,
Which as they kiss consume."
 
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