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(LA Times) Asinine Anne Hathaway is engaged? NO, I was SAVING MYSELF for her. She is MINE, MINE   (latimesblogs.latimes.com) divider line 51
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Alphax
2011-11-29 12:57:26 PM
Yeah, yeah, get in line. Oh, and it starts about 50 miles back..
 
James! [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 12:58:53 PM
Maybe if you wait outside her house for a couple of weeks she'll realize she's supposed to be with you. If that doesn't work break in and stand watch over her while she sleeps, stalkmitter.
 
Rwa2play
2011-11-29 12:59:20 PM
Alphax: Yeah, yeah, get in line. Oh, and it starts about 50 miles back..

And NO CUTTING the line.

/about the 10 mile mark here
 
greenbowlpacker
2011-11-29 01:00:55 PM
electricspoofaloo.com
 
Petit_Merdeux [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 01:05:31 PM
She'll be back on the market in 2-5 years.
 
Jingle Strangle
2011-11-29 01:06:25 PM
www.hotflick.net
 
The Stealth Hippopotamus [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 01:07:20 PM
why he trying to die?
we kill him?
 
moothemagiccow
2011-11-29 01:12:17 PM
greenbowlpacker: [electricspoofaloo.com image 300x300]

thought she looked better pre-makeover in that movie
 
Voodoo_Stu
2011-11-29 01:13:07 PM
greenbowlpacker: [electricspoofaloo.com image 300x300]

Jingle Strangle: [www.hotflick.net image 640x360]

Man, these 2 posts go great together; it looks like she's horrified by what she's doing.
 
ThisNameSux
2011-11-29 01:18:03 PM
The placement of the two pictures above is perfect.....lol
 
rocky_howard
2011-11-29 01:18:41 PM
Jingle Strangle: [www.hotflick.net image 640x360]

What is that from?
 
Uzzah
2011-11-29 01:21:33 PM
Let's hope her wedding dress shows off epic sideboob. For old times' sake.
 
barneyfifesbullet
2011-11-29 01:23:19 PM
That guy looks miserable in every picture I have seen of them. He won't last.
 
minnesotaboy
2011-11-29 01:25:11 PM
rocky_howard: Jingle Strangle: [www.hotflick.net image 640x360]

What is that from?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
pkellmey
2011-11-29 01:26:55 PM
Uzzah: Let's hope her wedding dress shows off epic sideboob. For old times' sake.

Admit it, you are really only interested in her for her nose. Fark is a safe place, you can admit things like that here.
 
rocky_howard
2011-11-29 01:28:08 PM
minnesotaboy: rocky_howard: Jingle Strangle: [www.hotflick.net image 640x360]

What is that from?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x218]

That movie actually had a romantic hollywood female lead sitting in a public toiled peeing/crapping? Holy shiat, I need to watch that. Is it any good?
 
voran
2011-11-29 01:28:59 PM
I think she's aware her 'viable young hottie' Hollywood-timer is running down. Sure she's in the new Batman movie, but she's probably smart enough to know how fickle Hollywood is, best to find a way to settle in, and hope you'll be able to have a resurgence in your career later on.
 
Felix_T_Cat
2011-11-29 01:39:35 PM
pkellmey: Uzzah: Let's hope her wedding dress shows off epic sideboob. For old times' sake.

Admit it, you are really only interested in her for her nose. Fark is a safe place, you can admit things like that here.

Not really an epic nose, but it does have some nice bumps. I'm currently lusting Andrea Parker's nose circa The Pretender.

And frankly Subby, you can still save yourself for her. Courtly love, Don Quixote and all that. Just try not to swoon.
 
martissimo [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 01:42:48 PM
img717.imageshack.us

Came for this, guess I'll do it myself
 
Liverboy
2011-11-29 01:45:39 PM
Felix_T_Cat: pkellmey: Uzzah: Let's hope her wedding dress shows off epic sideboob. For old times' sake.

Admit it, you are really only interested in her for her nose. Fark is a safe place, you can admit things like that here.

Not really an epic nose, but it does have some nice bumps. I'm currently lusting Andrea Parker's nose circa The Pretender.

And frankly Subby, you can still save yourself for her. Courtly love, Don Quixote and all that. Just try not to swoon.

Jennifer Grey's old nose (and the rest of her) as Ferris' sister FTW
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 01:48:16 PM
Uzzah: Let's hope her wedding dress shows off epic sideboob. For old times' sake.

Obligatory, NSFW/NSFF (new window)
 
Ruffian
2011-11-29 01:50:32 PM
long-time love? Wasn't she with some criminal for a while? What qualifies as a long time now?
 
dittybopper
2011-11-29 01:50:33 PM
Alphax: Yeah, yeah, get in line. Oh, and it starts about 50 miles back..

And Jethro Bodine is at the front of it.
 
Fra_dat_da
2011-11-29 02:07:12 PM
What? What?
 
Wellon Dowd
2011-11-29 02:09:42 PM
OtherLittleGuy: Uzzah: Let's hope her wedding dress shows off epic sideboob. For old times' sake.

Obligatory, NSFW/NSFF (new window)

I was once banned for posting that picture. Or was it the one of Scarlett Johannson in the knee socks and the open cardigan?
 
Knobbs
2011-11-29 02:10:25 PM
Sometimes hot, sometimes not--but the picture FTFA is smoking.

Also, came to comment about "long time love", but that's been handled.
 
Wellon Dowd
2011-11-29 02:11:39 PM
pkellmey: Uzzah: Let's hope her wedding dress shows off epic sideboob. For old times' sake.

Admit it, you are really only interested in her for her nose. Fark is a safe place, you can admit things like that here.

Nice schnoz.

latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com
 
Wellon Dowd
2011-11-29 02:13:47 PM
Honk, honk.

www.onlinemovieshut.com
 
Surly U. Jest
2011-11-29 02:14:54 PM
Wellon Dowd: pkellmey: Uzzah: Let's hope her wedding dress shows off epic sideboob. For old times' sake.

Admit it, you are really only interested in her for her nose. Fark is a safe place, you can admit things like that here.

Nice schnoz.

[latimesherocomplex.files.wordpress.com image 509x637]

What nose?
 
E_Henry_Thripshaws_Disease
2011-11-29 02:17:04 PM
actually, i wouldn't mind doing JUlie Andrews
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 02:19:00 PM
Jingle Strangle: [www.hotflick.net image 640x360]

Is it wrong that I would stab most of you just for the chance to sniff that room after she's done?
 
Cndn Bacon
2011-11-29 02:21:09 PM
NuttierThanEver: Is it wrong that I would stab most of you just for the chance to sniff that room after she's done?

Yes.
 
Fish in a Barrel
2011-11-29 02:22:22 PM
For anyone who doesn't know: she spends a remarkable amount of time really, really naked in "Love and Other Drugs".
 
DreamyAltarBoy
2011-11-29 02:22:41 PM
James!: Maybe if you wait outside her house for a couple of weeks she'll realize she's supposed to be with you. If that doesn't work break in and stand watch over her while she sleeps, stalkmitter.

Occupy Anne Hathaway?
 
OtherLittleGuy [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 02:29:18 PM
Wellon Dowd: OtherLittleGuy: Uzzah: Let's hope her wedding dress shows off epic sideboob. For old times' sake.

Obligatory, NSFW/NSFF (new window)

I was once banned for posting that picture. Or was it the one of Scarlett Johannson in the knee socks and the open cardigan?

I thought it was Selena Gomez with the tag hanging out of her bikini bottom.

/linking with labelled warning seem to be permissible.
 
Persnickety
2011-11-29 02:40:07 PM
This is not a repeat from 1582.
 
tommylikewingy
2011-11-29 02:40:44 PM
Fish in a Barrel: For anyone who doesn't know: she spends a remarkable amount of time really, really naked in "Love and Other Drugs".

This.

/Looks like I'm not needed here
 
tommylikewingy
2011-11-29 02:42:37 PM
DreamyAltarBoy: James!: Maybe if you wait outside her house for a couple of weeks she'll realize she's supposed to be with you. If that doesn't work break in and stand watch over her while she sleeps, stalkmitter.

Occupy Anne Hathaway?

Sure, I'd love to.

/With my penis
//In her vagina
///What I'm trying to say is that I'd like to have sex with her
 
NuttierThanEver [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 02:51:38 PM
Cndn Bacon: NuttierThanEver: Is it wrong that I would stab most of you just for the chance to sniff that room after she's done?

Yes.

Don't JUDGE ME!
 
Felix_T_Cat
2011-11-29 03:15:16 PM
Liverboy: Felix_T_Cat: pkellmey: Uzzah: Let's hope her wedding dress shows off epic sideboob. For old times' sake.

Admit it, you are really only interested in her for her nose. Fark is a safe place, you can admit things like that here.

Not really an epic nose, but it does have some nice bumps. I'm currently lusting Andrea Parker's nose circa The Pretender.

And frankly Subby, you can still save yourself for her. Courtly love, Don Quixote and all that. Just try not to swoon.

Jennifer Grey's old nose (and the rest of her) as Ferris' sister FTW

Agreed... and Claudia Black farscape nose

Nose Thread!
 
Phil Moskowitz
2011-11-29 04:05:30 PM
Jingle Strangle: [www.hotflick.net image 640x360]

I don't need a new FETISH!
 
rawbert7
2011-11-29 05:31:01 PM
Wellon Dowd: Honk, honk.

[www.onlinemovieshut.com image 550x440]

More?
 
vegasj
2011-11-29 07:08:36 PM
this is an outrage.

If I ever ran into that dude on the street... I'd... I'd... I'd shake his hand & tell him how lucky he is to be the one unloading ball juice inside the vagina belonging to the magnificent piece of ass & art we call Anne Hathaway.
 
Uzzah
2011-11-29 07:42:19 PM
vegasj: this is an outrage.

If I ever ran into that dude on the street... I'd... I'd... I'd shake sniff his hand

/hopefully, he had some KFC after he finished fisting her
 
jmr61 [TotalFark]
2011-11-29 08:27:51 PM
That would have to be one high maintenance chick. Just dying to get married.

I'd fark the shiat out of her and then kick her out of my basement. After about 3 years.
 
Smeggy Smurf
2011-11-29 09:33:33 PM
She's hawt but she's part of the OWS. May she die of ass cancer after doing several more movies where she's naked
 
fusillade762
2011-11-29 11:13:48 PM
rocky_howard: minnesotaboy: rocky_howard: Jingle Strangle: [www.hotflick.net image 640x360]

What is that from?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 220x218]

That movie actually had a romantic hollywood female lead sitting in a public toiled peeing/crapping? Holy shiat, I need to watch that. Is it any good?

With a title like "The Princess Diarrhea" you know it's going to be good. Seriously, it's just two hours of her in the bathroom. She doesn't even need to heel it down the drain, it's that runny.
 
Alphax
2011-11-30 12:19:06 AM
Smeggy Smurf: She's hawt but she's part of the OWS.

You say that like it's a bad thing.
 
Replica
2011-11-30 05:21:08 AM
fusillade762: She doesn't even need to heel it down the drain, it's that runny.

I'm sorry, where did that phrase come from? I know I've read it here before, and every time I see it I laugh like crazy.
 
GavinTheAlmighty
2011-11-30 09:03:13 AM
Fish in a Barrel: For anyone who doesn't know: she spends a remarkable amount of time really, really naked in "Love and Other Drugs".

Nice cans, but the movie is crap.
 
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