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rag819

2011-11-29 01:43:10 PM

/oblig

fatalvenom

2011-11-29 01:48:15 PM

Oh well...

Savoir-Faire

2011-11-29 01:48:33 PM

At least he's no longer DTD. I had to put him on IR this morning...best replacement on the boards is Steve Montador. That's a big step down.

Fark lazyman league FTW!

French Rage

2011-11-29 01:50:26 PM

I figured he had knocked up another reporter.

Rev.K

2011-11-29 01:53:14 PM

Has anyone commented on how Pronger is a dirty piece of sh*t?

Because if not, I would like to put forth that suggestion.

ThisNameSux

2011-11-29 01:54:57 PM

Did he try a cheap shot on Yzerman again?

rillettes

2011-11-29 02:01:44 PM

French Rage: I figured he had knocked up another reporter.

Is that the story behind his Edmonton departure? It was so unspoken at the time, and my google fu sucks, so I never found out the story.
Weird that his wife would demand the trade rather than divorcing his cheap-shotting ass.

Savoir-Faire

2011-11-29 02:03:18 PM

rillettes: French Rage: I figured he had knocked up another reporter.

Is that the story behind his Edmonton departure? It was so unspoken at the time, and my google fu sucks, so I never found out the story.
Weird that his wife would demand the trade rather than divorcing his cheap-shotting ass.

Dolla-dolla-dolla-dolla bill y'all, a dolla bill y'all....

Rev.K

2011-11-29 02:03:38 PM

rillettes: Is that the story behind his Edmonton departure? It was so unspoken at the time, and my google fu sucks, so I never found out the story.

Yes. That happened.

Muta

2011-11-29 02:13:50 PM

ThisNameSux: Did he try a cheap shot on Yzerman again?

Is there a clip of that on YouTube? I've looked but not able to find it.

I saw the game. Yzerman was playing with a bad injury and Pronger was taking cheap shots at him all game. I went to take a leak and when I got back the anouncers talked about Pronger being out but they never replayed it. So I never got to see how Pronger injured himself while taking runs at Yzerman. I do really know how he got hurt.

LineNoise

2011-11-29 02:14:02 PM

I knew ordering that winter classic jersey this weekend with his name on it was premature.

Damnit, Pronger, you owe me 150 bucks now.

ThisNameSux

2011-11-29 02:24:51 PM

Muta: Is there a clip of that on YouTube? I've looked but not able to find it.

Link (new window)

epyonyx

2011-11-29 02:38:11 PM

I wanted my trifecta of trifectas for football. I was robbed! We had 8 greens about football in a row.

Klippoklondike

2011-11-29 02:46:38 PM

Rev.K
Has anyone commented on how Pronger is a dirty piece of sh*t?

Because if not, I would like to put forth that suggestion.

You beat me to it. He's a dirty, cheap-shotting piece of garbage and I will be happy when he finally retires.

fatalvenom

2011-11-29 02:49:52 PM

epyonyx: I wanted my trifecta of trifectas for football. I was robbed! We had 8 greens about football in a row.

I'm hoping for another hockey thread, one that doesn't cover the trite "Pronger sucks/is an asshole" for the thousandth time.

/not a Pronger fan

Rev.K

2011-11-29 02:58:14 PM

fatalvenom: I'm hoping for another hockey thread, one that doesn't cover the trite "Pronger sucks/is an asshole" for the thousandth time.

I wouldn't say that Pronger sucks. He's a skilled player who makes a difference to his team and is a Stanley Cup champion.

But...

He is, without question, one of the dirtiest players of the modern era and is largely unapologetic about it. His antics with the pucks from the Stanley Cup final in 2010 was utterly classless and showed the true extent of his f*cking cocksuckery.

Killer Cars

2011-11-29 02:59:53 PM

Damn, Cabbie can make damn near anyone at least quasi-likeable: Link (new window)

Savoir-Faire

2011-11-29 03:13:54 PM

Rev.K: fatalvenom: I'm hoping for another hockey thread, one that doesn't cover the trite "Pronger sucks/is an asshole" for the thousandth time.

I wouldn't say that Pronger sucks. He's a skilled player who makes a difference to his team and is a Stanley Cup champion.

But...

He is, without question, one of the dirtiest players of the modern era and is largely unapologetic about it. His antics with the pucks from the Stanley Cup final in 2010 was utterly classless and showed the true extent of his f*cking cocksuckery.

I'm convinced he got a hold of the Cup winning puck somehow and either kept it or threw it away.

Killer Cars

2011-11-29 03:17:09 PM

Savoir-Faire: I'm convinced he got a hold of the Cup winning puck somehow and either kept it or threw it away.

Or sent it to the Blackhawks' AHL-affiliate addressed "C/O Adam Burish".

/can't stand either player.

Smiths

2011-11-29 03:23:13 PM

Flagging this headline as a repeat headline because HE ALWAYS REPEATS THIS CRAP

seriously, if momds start banning identical headlines, Pronger may actually have to play

jekostas

2011-11-29 03:42:29 PM

Great contract for Philadelphia, really great. Pronger's been great when he can play but he's been injured a lot (go figure considering his age and playing style).

They're still on the hook for his entire contract even after he retires because he signed it after he turned 35. I guess Holmgren's not so big on that "math" thing.

kab

2011-11-29 03:46:13 PM

No pity for the black and orange.

/really wishes every team in the league would line up 1-3-1 against them for the rest of the year.

ElwoodCuse

2011-11-29 04:48:52 PM

Rev.K: He is, without question, one of the dirtiest players of the modern era and is largely unapologetic about it. His antics with the pucks from the Stanley Cup final in 2010 was utterly classless and showed the true extent of his f*cking cocksuckery.

Why you heff to be mad?

(I hate Pronger too)

Ishkur

2011-11-29 06:46:33 PM

rillettes: Is that the story behind his Edmonton departure? It was so unspoken at the time, and my google fu sucks, so I never found out the story.
Weird that his wife would demand the trade rather than divorcing his cheap-shotting ass.

The media protects their own. They all tiptoed around it and nothing was ever said on air or publicly (and they refused to identify the reporter in question), but the truth leaked evidently.

Pronger's wife was so furious that she pulled the kids out of school and sold the house during the Stanley Cup Finals. She told him to demand an immediate trade the day after the playoffs or she would file divorce papers instead. They spent the summer in their other home in St Louis -- in other words, not a day more than necessary was spent in Edmonton, and Pronger was to have absolutely no contact with the reporter ever again.

epyonyx

2011-11-29 07:46:21 PM

Hijacking thread because hockey is on-so not really hijacking, more creative steering. Lol @ Avery.

mikaloyd

2011-11-29 08:46:31 PM

I dont want to alarm anyone, but the Stars, Wild, Panthers and Leafs are all leading their divisions

caira

2011-11-29 09:35:38 PM

It's okay, the Islanders and Blue Jackets are still propping up the rest of the league. It's not the apocalypse, just one horseman going out for a practice trot.

caira

2011-11-29 09:39:01 PM

. . . wait, a friggin' Versus commentator just called Crosby "Cindy". I take it back, the end is nigh.

fatalvenom

2011-11-29 09:48:32 PM

mikaloyd: I dont want to alarm anyone, but the Stars, Wild, Panthers and Leafs are all leading their divisions

Meh. The Bruins started of horribly, yet are still only one point behind. Plus the Leafs are 5-4-1 in their last 10.

I give it a couple more weeks before these signs start popping up all over Ontario:

gregpike.ca

jekostas

2011-11-29 11:14:20 PM

caira: It's okay, the Islanders and Blue Jackets are still propping up the rest of the league. It's not the apocalypse, just one horseman going out for a practice trot.

'Cept Buffalo just lost to the Islanders.

BBH

2011-11-29 11:21:06 PM