Damn you, subby!

Well bye...

Herman Cain reassessing his campaign book tour.

Did anyone really buy his "campaign"?

Yes he needs like 3 or 4 more affairs and ditching wives when they are sick or old to hit the morality level of a GOP leader of someone like Gingrich!

So the Presidential Cain Train got derailed* while trying to set up another sort of Cain Train, yes?

*I originally typoed this as "defailed"... that needs to be a word.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Herman Cain reassessing his campaign book tour.

Did anyone really buy his "campaign"?

Legions of freepers and teabaggers, apparently.

I know that Cain is coming to Ohio State tomorrow afternoon. I'll be at work, haha.

Anyways this stuff never happened to Obama.

I heard I was reassessing my campaign when really I am reassessing the age old question "where the white women at?" -Herman Cain

its a good idea to pick newt. after all, its not like instantly alienating 50% of the population by picking a man who clearly hates women wont back fire.

nope.

Article reminds me - does anyone else want pizza for lunch?

You know you want it

Well John Edwards became a social pariah and his wife, a symbol for female solidarity, resolve and strength.

Herman Cain became a laughing-stock, was shown to be a pig. I'd assume his wife becomes a symbol of being hoodwinked into a relationship with a man who can't keep it in his pants.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Herman Cain reassessing his campaign book tour.

Did anyone really buy his "campaign"?

Came here to say this. At this point if Cain were to continue, it would hurt his sales. He's stepping down right when the line of diminishing returns would come up. Got in, got his free advertising and he's out. Ah, a page from the Palin playbook.

Fer god's sake Herman, who the hell you think you are, John F. Kennedy?

Hector Remarkable: Article reminds me - does anyone else want pizza for lunch?

No vegetables for me, thanks

Lord Dimwit: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Herman Cain reassessing his campaign book tour.

Did anyone really buy his "campaign"?

Yes, a significant portion of the Right in this country buys into his campaign.

If that doesn't terrify you, I don't know what will.

Meh... He was just the flavor of the month.

It's funny watching the GOP do everything they can to convince themselves they'll have a candidate other than Romney. My guess is once they figure out Newt is worthless they'll finally come to accept that Romney is their guy.

Ain't no more Cain on the Brazos...

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You know you want it

No, no I do not. And how the fark does one hang an onion from their belt?

FTA: Cain's deputy campaign manager, Linda Hansen, told ABC News that on the conference call Tuesday morning, "Mr. Cain told staff simply that, just as every time significant events occur, a reassessment is prudent."


Not at this juncture!!!

Hector Remarkable: Article reminds me - does anyone else want pizza for lunch?

Now my kids hate pizza! (new window) - classic Mike Tyson impression of Cain

If he switches parties, he might get a Veep nod.

Babby surfacing in 3...2...1.....

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You know you want it

You're right, the rest of the GOP is stuck thinking it is 1980, let's say f*ck and get someone into office who thinks it's 1880.

piertzak: Debunked myth about Gingrich is debunked.

No kidding. Everyone knows that Gingrich didn't wait until his wife was sick to start his extramarital affair. Subby fails.

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Herman Cain reassessing his campaign book tour.

Did anyone really buy his "campaign"?

FOX News was really into him. He was their Black friend. You know; The guy they refer to in order to prove they aren't racist.

Unfortunately, he's also an idiot, a philanderer, a liar, and a flavor-of-the-month. They've always known it was going to be Gingrich or Romney. Probably both of them together, with Newt in the top position. The whole build-up is just part of the show. It sells papers, gets people to watch advertisements on TV as they surround debates and discussion about the candidates, and otherwise keeps the money train rolling for those who are REALLY in control of the country: The corporations.

The Presidential election at this point is just as valid and influential as the Ms. America pageant. `Distraction and entertainment. `Nothing more.

Is subby referring to Newt or John Edwards?

Happy now, racists? Much less chance of another black man in office now, huh?

This just shows how racist the liberal media is. Cain is behaving exactly like any other African American man, but because it's politically convenient all of a sudden they try to force white values upon him.

Desquamation: It's funny watching the GOP do everything they can to convince themselves they'll have a candidate other than Romney. My guess is once they figure out Newt is worthless they'll finally come to accept that Romney is their guy.

It's all just a smoke screen to keep eyes off Romney. Let everyone else take the hits and then he gets relatively high ratings walking into the presidential debates.

He should have pulled out much sooner. Like, 13 years ago.

What the hell else did he expect? He's functionally retarded in the political arena, he has zero experience, and he apparently thought a lifetime of at least questionable behavior with every woman that crossed his path was somehow going to stay out of the news. Ross Perot wasn't this bad.

At least Perry, who is also functionally retarded, can at least claim he was the governor of a state. Bachmann managed to get elected. The only thing Cain has experience with is losing elections, so he can at least notch this fiasco under his belt.

Although I doubt it, I'm kind of hoping two separate scandals knock Gingrich and Romney out, and Huntsman manages to step in simply by not being either one of them. It's highly unlikely, though.

doubled99: Happy now, racists? Much less chance of another black man in office now, huh?

I wanted Cain to win because I hate white people.

doubled99: Happy now, racists? Much less chance of another black man in office now, huh?

Seems like African Americans would want a higher quality candidate to reperesent them in office. Having mostly loser white candidates haven't helped us Caucasoids much.

Desquamation: It's funny watching the GOP do everything they can to convince themselves they'll have a candidate other than Romney. My guess is once they figure out Newt is worthless they'll finally come to accept that Romney is their guy.

That's how the primaries work. Everyone gets a bump to the lead for a trial run, and if they go down in flames they don't pass Go. So far it's happened to Gingrich (once so far), Bachmann, Perry, and now Cain.

Honestly, all Romney has to do is not poop himself on television during any of the remaining debates and he's gold.

Herman Cain reassessing his campaign. If only he'd waited until his wife was sick he was in the White House to have an extramarital affair he'd be leading the GOP race a Democrat icon.

Fair is fair.