The Obama administration has showered its allies at ACORN Housing with $729,849 so far this year despite powerful, newly unveiled evidence of corruption and massive accounting irregularities at the longtime affiliate of ACORN (Association of Community Organizations for Reform Now).

You mean HUD. While it's technically part of the Obama administration, the article makes it sound like Obama is signing the checks by hand.


ACORN, the notorious group brought down by undercover videos showing its employees facilitating child prostitution in 2009.

One video that's heavily edited to make it seem that way.



ACORN itself is a nonprofit version of Enron

Clever. Just ambiguous enough to make it look like ACORN is literally an affiliate of Enron.



The Obama administration gave the grants to ACORN Housing based on a thinly reasoned legal opinion in which a government lawyer waxed philosophical on all the possible meanings of the word "affiliate" found in "Black's Law Dictionary."

What? No quote? We're supposed to take your word that the lawyer was "waxing philosophical"?



Whether that new taxpayer money will find its way into ACORN's political operations or voter fraud operations is an open question.



Voter registration fraud is not voter fraud. An underpaid staffer making Mickey Mouse a registered voter to gain a bit of extra commission money will not give him the right to vote.

Obama used taxpayer dollars to let GEORGE SOROS renew his vehicle registration.

AHCOA had sex with my dead dog in front of a daycare center.

Please tell me the FAIL is for the Washington Times.
Why do the mods keep greenlighting Washington Times articles?

AHCOA ate his son's eyes.

Richard Saunders: Look after youre friends, even after they get busted and even if its illegal - its the Chicago way!!!

Theirs so much sleaze, it just oozes outta this administration. Why can't folk's see it?

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ACORN accidentally the whole electoral process and furthermore New Black Panthers.

ACORN didn't replace the toilet paper roll.

Richard Saunders: Look after youre friends, even after they get busted and even if its illegal - its the Chicago way!!!

Theirs so much sleaze, it just oozes outta this administration. Why can't folk's see it?

ACORN murders grammar teachers before they can educate Teabaggers.

ACORN associated community organizations for reform, a few years back.

ACORN buys up the whole stock of metallic spray paint from all the hardware stores near Patrick Tribett and sells it back to him at three times the price.

ACORN brought back Futurama and Family Guy and then made them less funny.

Loopholes. "Those people" can use them too.

jake_lex: ACORN totally smoked in my house rather than going out on the back desk like I asked them to


What a back desk may look like.

/Hot, like this unseasonable farking weather we're having.

ACORN tells you it's going to come to your party on time, then shows up four hours late... drunk, with two coked-up sluts hanging one off each shoulder... slaps your momma, and asks her if she saved some leftovers.

ACORN made my house vote for the Gay Communist Muslim party.

In fact, ACORN and ACORN Housing shared the same office space across America in 2009 when James O'Keefe and Hannah Giles conducted their devastating video investigations.

Bahahahahahha!

You mean the one the lied about? Are you kidding me. The one they made accusation about an employee "helping" them that actually called the police on them. Republicans still trying to portray this not as the embarrassment that it was.

ACORN, when the walls fell.

ACORN made an incredible pie filling, put through a food processor with some sugar and a dash of cinnamon and nutmeg.

So, I read the whole thing and I still don't see how Obama is involved in this? The headline makes it seem like Obama masterminded some ridiculous scheme, but the article never mentions anything he did, instead just mentioning in passing that some un-named federal lawyer approved the funding.