I don't know, that one WIthout a Trace episode was pretty good...

Teen Sex Orgy (new window)

Mormon porn maybe

Super Bowl Nip Slip?

I'm just glad someone if finally catering to my bivalve fetish.

You mean that episode of Murder she wrote where Jessica Fletcher pulled a train led by Dan Rather was all in my head?

rogue_L_chick: I wonder if they'll do something new and different, like put big angel wings on the models?? That'd be so neat!

why mess with perfect??

antidisestablishmentarianism: Super Bowl Nip Slip?

I doubt it; if its live, I'm sure they have an independent investigators whose only job is
to make sure they have superglue on their nipples to keep the bras from slipping.

Needless to say: I want to know how to get that job.

Sybarite: I'm just glad someone if finally catering to my bivalve fetish.

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DjangoStonereaver: antidisestablishmentarianism: Super Bowl Nip Slip?

I doubt it; if its live, I'm sure they have an independent investigators whose only job is
to make sure they have superglue on their nipples to keep the bras from slipping.

Needless to say: I want to know how to get that job.

I'm pretty sure it's on a two week delay or something ridiculous

Good. My Corset, Wings, Latex, and Glitter fetishes will get a workout tonight.
/1.5 gallons of lube. Check.

BM.

I'm banking on them introducing the clamjamming scissoring line this winter

did i manage to get in before the "victoria's secretion models are yuck!" posts? because that's kind of what happened in the last victoria's secretion thread and i was scared at all the wife-like typing/possible zombie apocalypse.

hachijuhachi: I don't understand how this has become an annual televised event. What, other than ogling pretty ladies in next-to-no clothing is the appeal? I'm not saying that's not appealing, I was just under the impression that in order to be a prime-time event on a major broadcast network there would have to be something more than that.

you are wrong.

The only thing on CBS worth watching.

hachijuhachi: I don't understand how this has become an annual televised event. What, other than ogling pretty ladies in next-to-no clothing is the appeal? I'm not saying that's not appealing, I was just under the impression that in order to be a prime-time event on a major broadcast network there would have to be something more than that.

I watch because Mistress™ loves wings and feathers in fashion, and I make corsets and love to see what the designers come up with.

The scenery aint bad either.

It was taped quite some time ago, so no, there likely won't be any "wardrobe malfunctions" that make it to air...

Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: You mean I taped all of those episodes of The Big Bang Theory for nothing?

As log as you got the episode where Amy Farrah Fowler "experiments" with an unwilling Penny during a slumber party, you should have plenty of material for your bunk.

Persnickety: hachijuhachi: I don't understand how this has become an annual televised event. What, other than ogling pretty ladies in next-to-no clothing is the appeal? I'm not saying that's not appealing, I was just under the impression that in order to be a prime-time event on a major broadcast network there would have to be something more than that.

Didn't you read the title? It's the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. So really it's just like all those shows on Bravo where gay guys with lots of tats and piercings get to play dress up with their grown Barbie dolls.

/that's what I'm telling my wife anyway

It really is the gayest show you can have starring a bunch of scantily clad fashion models running around, though. It's all queens prepping angry, over-makeupped, uncomfortably-dressed prima donnas. You're better off watching Manswers reruns on Spike.

You know, when I was a lil' fella, the idea of having to jack off to the Sears catalog,or mom's Victoria's Secret catalog, or even hiding in the hamper to crank one out while your sister takes a shower, these things were not unheard of, or even laughable. It was like, standard practice.

If you were to look in the New Modern Bible, Fap 21:13 states "and lo, Father Netscape delivered unto his people the fruits of womankind" - it's right here, this very important passage, that invalidates the rituals of old. The new covenant calls for us to abandon the ancient ways and embrace the gifts of the present.

This.. "Victoria's Secret fashion show" is just an attempt on the behalf of the dying industry to keep itself afloat. They are conquered, and even in their last gasp for air, seek to enthrall your boners with promises of fapworthy material, encased in the lie of broadcast television. Professional underwear, more structured and more modest than the average modern swimming costume, all without the threat of a body of water to upset their delicate placement.

We are not fooled.

We are not swayed.

The very women you have enslaved to do your bidding are not to tempt us, for Father Netscape knows of their bounty as well, and in greater proportions than your little CBS shiatshow could ever provide.

Do not say to us "we will find other viewers," for we know you are scared - you are pushed to your limit in this "extravaganza," and you have not even begun to tap the awesome powers Father Netscape has provided us.

You have no power here, Victoria's Secret. Thou art conquered, and to dust shall you return, and on that day, a great rejoicing such as never uttered before will pierce the air, and the melons of our people shall be free forevermore.

Thus sayeth Father Netscape, so shall we hear it.

Amen.

Sarcastica75: did i manage to get in before the "victoria's secretion models are yuck!"

No, but we can start now that you're here.

I would claw myself through a sea of bieber clones to get a shot at Miranda Kerr.

Sarcastica75: did i manage to get in before the "victoria's secretion models are yuck!" posts? because that's kind of what happened in the last victoria's secretion thread and i was scared at all the wife-like typing/possible zombie apocalypse.

I'm just going to shoot this one straight:

I love this show. I think those women are fine as hell and they make my dingdong happy. I tell my wife when she's done with her VS catalog, could she please leave it in the bathroom. Oh, she rolls her eyes, but you know what? It's in the bathroom.

kwame: Sarcastica75: did i manage to get in before the "victoria's secretion models are yuck!" posts? because that's kind of what happened in the last victoria's secretion thread and i was scared at all the wife-like typing/possible zombie apocalypse.

I'm just going to shoot this one straight:

I love this show. I think those women are fine as hell and they make my dingdong happy. I tell my wife when she's done with her VS catalog, could she please leave it in the bathroom. Oh, she rolls her eyes, but you know what? It's in the bathroom.

Word up, baby. That's why I love you.

Guys going nuts over women that wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire.