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(My Fox DC) Dumbass Bank robbing 101 - Step 1: Identify a bank. Step 2: Make sure the bank is not on the same block where you live   (myfoxdc.com) divider line 18
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2011-11-29 12:17:07 PM
Duly noted. Thanks, subby.

/off to rob bank two blocks away
 
2011-11-29 12:17:39 PM
walkable neighborhoods are not just for the goodie two shoes types subby.
 
2011-11-29 12:17:52 PM
They're the same person!
 
2011-11-29 12:18:05 PM
Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
 
2011-11-29 12:18:47 PM
Do you know how bad public transportation is in that neighborhood?

DO YOU?!?!?
 
2011-11-29 12:20:32 PM
I'm trying to figure out who is the dumbest party in this story. Is it the the suspects, or are the detectives, who couldn't solve this "devious" crime without the help of tips from their crimesolver's hotline?

Judges?
 
2011-11-29 12:22:27 PM
You just can't take the bus after a robbery, and taxis are too expensive. You really have to rob a bank within walking distance when you're in the city.
 
2011-11-29 12:22:33 PM
What else are you gonna do without a getaway car? Ride the bus?
 
2011-11-29 12:25:20 PM
I don't think anybody has ever claimed that these people are the least bit smart.
 
2011-11-29 12:33:38 PM
Aww isn't it cute? They have matching moustaches!
 
2011-11-29 12:34:34 PM
Nothing To See Here: Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank, give a man a bank and he can rob the world.

That's a quote i'm going to remember. Did you come up with it your self, or did some one else say it? I want to properly attribute it when I say it.
 
2011-11-29 12:39:40 PM
A pack of rocket surgeons there. What is worse though is when a gang comes up with an elaborate fool proof plan that get s executed without a flaw then get busted for a broken tail light or one member getting drunk and opening their big mouth. Told my parents if I ever commited a crime it would be for a lot of money and they would probably never see me again cause I would be in some country where I couldnt get extridited.
 
2011-11-29 12:48:10 PM
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2011-11-29 12:58:11 PM
"Police say Shakir and Kadija Taylor held up the M & T Bank in the 3700 block of Donnell Drive in Forestville back on November 8th. Police also tell us they live in the 3700 block of Donnell Drive in Forestville."

Black people are smart
 
2011-11-29 01:44:18 PM
 
2011-11-29 02:05:15 PM
Shakir and Kadija Taylor

Oh, Jesus. What ever happened to normal names? Like Hank, or Jane?
 
2011-11-29 07:13:06 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: Shakir and Kadija Taylor

Oh, Jesus. What ever happened to normal names? Like Hank, or Jane?


They're reserved for the child molesters.

Every other day there's some Jerry, Allen, John or whatever diddling somebody's kid.
 
2011-11-29 11:18:04 PM
There was a kid I played little league who went on to rob a bank 3 blocks from his house with no mask.

Yes, he went home afterward. Cops were by shortly.
 
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