"Behind the Cheddar Curtain" is the title of my autobiography.

When in Minnesota Wisconsin and you've got a drinkin' quota...

/let's go!

A couple weeks ago I was in Seattle and a buddy's car was broken into. They stole the nav system he stupidly left attached to the windshield. Which, in a way, is kind of funny, because he was moving all of his stuff into a new apartment and the car itself was filled with things of much higher value.

But I digress.

I didn't feel like it was an emergency, so I called the normal police phone number. But apparently that is routed to 911 in Kirkland. I felt really uncomfortable talking to the 911 dispatcher because I didn't want to be calling the emergency line when it wasn't an emergency, and I've seen the news stories of people getting arrested for calling 911 in non-emergency events.

Anyway, what I'm trying to say is that if you're in Kirkland and need to call the police, just dial 911 instead of wasting your time trying to find their non-emergency number. You'll be routed to 911 anyway.

mmmmm, cheddar curtains

Would this place roughly be at the center of this Cheddar Curtain?



If not, then it's not fit to be called a Cheddar Curtain.

Her husband sounds like a fib.

Stormin Gorman: Her husband sounds like a fib.

In Wisconsin leaving a spouse/lover/friend/neighbor at a bar without money can be an offense. Laws very by area. In Oshkosh, it is 2 years in jail. In Milwaukee, it is but a misdemeanor.

/yes, he sounds like a FIB.