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Fark Party

Host:	I_C_Weener
Description:	Last call for Indy Fark Party tonight at Frontpage on Mass Avenue. Despite numerous requests, you may NOT bring your own moonshine
Date/Time:	December 2, 2011 - 08:00 PM (local time)
Party Info:	Location: Frontpage Sports Bar http://www.frontpagesportsbar.com/ Time: Friday, December 2, 2011 at 8pm until ???? Why: Beer, wine, liquor, duh. Email I_C_Weener for help locating the place, details on lodging, choices of tequila, proper order to watch the Star Wars films, or just because...

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I_C_Weener

2011-11-29 10:36:34 AM

Seriously people. I have no friends except for you people. Bring a friend to corrupt.

angrymacface

2011-11-29 10:37:10 AM

You fibber. There are no details.

DoctorCal

2011-11-29 10:38:30 AM

Bring a what?

littlett's

2011-11-29 10:39:27 AM

I_C_Weener: Seriously people. I have no friends except for you people. Bring a friend to corrupt.

You guys are very fortunate, mom and I will be out shopping that evening and I won't be able to attend. Consider yourselves lucky.

imapirate

2011-11-29 10:40:55 AM

littlett's: You guys are very fortunate, mom and I will be out shopping that evening and I won't be able to attend. Consider yourselves lucky.

She's not lying, guys. She raped every single one of us at the party this summer. I'm still in therapy.

angrymacface

2011-11-29 10:42:35 AM

imapirate: littlett's: You guys are very fortunate, mom and I will be out shopping that evening and I won't be able to attend. Consider yourselves lucky.

She's not lying, guys. She raped every single one of us at the party this summer. I'm still in therapy.

I got left out... :(

littlett's

2011-11-29 10:43:15 AM

angrymacface: I got left out... :(

I didn't think you were interested.

DoctorCal

2011-11-29 10:44:11 AM

littlett's: angrymacface: I got left out... :(

I didn't think you were interested.

Perhaps you aren't familiar with the concept of rape.

Ender's

2011-11-29 10:47:16 AM

Awww crap lol. I thought this was the LV party thread. Stupid reading comprehension. You guys have fun!

littlett's: I didn't think you were interested.

No, he wanted to tap in for you in case you were getting tired.

GAT_00

2011-11-29 10:47:37 AM

DoctorCal: littlett's: angrymacface: I got left out... :(

I didn't think you were interested.

Perhaps you aren't familiar with the concept of rape.

That really shouldn't be funny.

angrymacface

2011-11-29 10:48:00 AM

littlett's: I didn't think you were interested.

I'll play for either team, but I just don't like being left out.

littlett's

2011-11-29 10:48:16 AM

DoctorCal: Perhaps you aren't familiar with the concept of rape.

He would have to be a little bit interested if his boy parts are going to work.

WaltzingMathilda

2011-11-29 10:50:48 AM

littlett's: DoctorCal: Perhaps you aren't familiar with the concept of rape.

He would have to be a little bit interested if his boy parts are going to work.

so while you were single handedly raping the room, was he just standing there with a flaccid penis just hanging out? i'm just trying to figure out where you decided he probably wasn't interested.

imapirate

2011-11-29 10:52:32 AM

littlett's: DoctorCal: Perhaps you aren't familiar with the concept of rape.

He would have to be a little bit interested if his boy parts are going to work.

There's some logic behind this.

Anyway, angrymacface flatters me. Not enough to be gay, but still, it's nice to be liked. He's a nice dude. We played skee-ball and made fun of a guido.

phoxxy

2011-11-29 10:52:44 AM

Gah, this is such a bad week for me. Otherwise, I'd be there and actually bring the hubby this time. :/

littlett's

2011-11-29 10:53:25 AM

angrymacface: I'll play for either team

I had no idea. I'll keep this in mind next time.

WaltzingMathilda: i'm just trying to figure out where you decided he probably wasn't interested.

Because he mostly seems interested in boys. And I really don't look too much like a boy.

WaltzingMathilda

2011-11-29 10:57:16 AM

littlett's: WaltzingMathilda: i'm just trying to figure out where you decided he probably wasn't interested.

Because he mostly seems interested in boys. And I really don't look too much like a boy.

well that's just logical, which is not nearly as funny as the scenario i prefer to imagine.

angrymacface

2011-11-29 11:08:58 AM

imapirate: Anyway, angrymacface flatters me.

I have a thing for attractive gingers.

HallsOfMandos

2011-11-29 11:10:34 AM

Are Lurkers/Liters able to come?

/more lurking than posting from me

DoctorCal

2011-11-29 11:19:27 AM

HallsOfMandos: Are Lurkers/Liters able to come?

/more lurking than posting from me

Anyone who wants to come is encouraged to come. Always.

Pwnchubr

2011-11-29 11:22:29 AM

littlett's: angrymacface: I got left out... :(

I didn't think you were interested.

Looking at picture... Wow you are a cutie! I'd be more than happy to be raped by you! Rape.

thismomentinblackhistory

2011-11-29 11:24:31 AM

angrymacface: littlett's: I didn't think you were interested.

I'll play for either team, but I just don't like being left out.

I'm calling bullshiat.

hixeyanne

2011-11-29 11:25:54 AM

Hmmm... seriously thinking about this. Since I now live in Indy,

DoctorCal

2011-11-29 11:27:38 AM

hixeyanne: Hmmm... seriously thinking about this. Since I now live in Indy,

You should go. For sure.

angrymacface

2011-11-29 11:27:44 AM

thismomentinblackhistory: angrymacface: littlett's: I didn't think you were interested.

I'll play for either team, but I just don't like being left out.

I'm calling bullshiat.

You can call him all you'd like; it doesn't mean he'll answer.

flyinghouse99

2011-11-29 11:28:15 AM

yes, perhaps, if work is slow.

GregInIndy

2011-11-29 11:29:07 AM

Long-time lurker/reader, first time partier. Party still going at 10-11PM?

DoctorCal

2011-11-29 11:29:47 AM

Anybody know if ProdigalSigh is planning to attend? HOMEMADE BDSM

DoctorCal

2011-11-29 11:30:24 AM

GregInIndy: Long-time lurker/reader, first time partier. Party still going at 10-11PM?

Just getting cranked up, most likely.

dwg

2011-11-29 11:31:00 AM

Sweet! No underwear for me this time!

I_C_Weener

2011-11-29 11:31:14 AM

HallsOfMandos: Are Lurkers/Liters able to come?

/more lurking than posting from me

Sure. Lurkers pay for the first round.

We'd be glad to have you.

Omnivorous

2011-11-29 11:32:21 AM

You fibber. There are no details.

I think that it's a 317 scam: the Frontpage calendar (new window) doesn't know fark.

angrymacface

2011-11-29 11:34:06 AM

DoctorCal: Anybody know if ProdigalSigh is planning to attend? HOMEMADE BDSM

Oh dear...

imapirate

2011-11-29 11:39:04 AM

angrymacface: DoctorCal: Anybody know if ProdigalSigh is planning to attend? HOMEMADE BDSM

Oh dear...

I have a feeling there's a story behind this one. Care to share?

I_C_Weener

2011-11-29 11:43:21 AM

Okay, I guess we need to have a headcount of definite attendees so we don't scare the normal people.

I've alerted the place that we might have 5 of us, or 30. They were kind of hoping for a more definite answer though.

So, um...you coming?

(Liar. You aren't even breathing hard.)

DoctorCal

2011-11-29 11:44:17 AM

imapirate: angrymacface: DoctorCal: Anybody know if ProdigalSigh is planning to attend? HOMEMADE BDSM

Oh dear...

I have a feeling there's a story behind this one. Care to share?

http://www.fark.com/comments/6749443/Star-classy-NASCAR-fans?cpp=1 (new window)

AlwaysRightBoy

2011-11-29 11:53:24 AM

I'd go just to see Weener, but I don't live close so have fun everyone.

Stitch Jones

2011-11-29 12:48:21 PM

I'll drag my liter rear end out for this. Need to drink to forget the abuse of hockey players...

/lots of drink

hixeyanne

2011-11-29 01:25:41 PM

I'll come. It's close and I think it will fun. Or scary. Or a bunch of people yelling at me in person instead of on the internet. Either way it will entertain me.

SomeBrunette

2011-11-29 01:42:27 PM

8 PM? Whew. You all know I am old, right?

rawbert7

2011-11-29 01:55:51 PM

DoctorCal: HallsOfMandos: Are Lurkers/Liters able to come?

/more lurking than posting from me

Anyone who wants to come is encouraged to come. Always.

I didn't know there was a term for my kind. But I guess there's always a term...

DoctorCal

2011-11-29 02:09:05 PM

SomeBrunette: 8 PM? Whew. You all know I am old, right?

Whatever you say, kid.

HallsOfMandos

2011-11-29 03:01:53 PM

Will try to make it out for this but I tend to find ways to talk myself into staying locked away in my cave.

flyinghouse99

2011-11-29 03:51:00 PM

Who or what should I be looking for when I get there? The answer seems obvious but I want to make sure.

Tumunga

2011-11-29 07:33:31 PM

Where the hell is Mass Ave?

I grew up about a mile or so from Front Page, and last time I checked it was on Massachusetts Avenue.

/friggin' hipsters alwasy renaming shiat.
//Sounds like it's going to be fun.

hixeyanne

2011-11-29 08:56:54 PM

I don't recall seeing a hipster in Indy since I've been here. We are still on Coach purses and Uggs. Just saying....

quantum_jellyroll

2011-11-29 09:24:08 PM

Omnivorous: You fibber. There are no details.

I think that it's a 317 scam: the Frontpage calendar (new window) doesn't know fark.

They're being low-key to keep Homeland Security and SWAT from crashing the party.

SomeBrunette

2011-11-30 09:40:17 AM

hixeyanne: I don't recall seeing a hipster in Indy since I've been here. We are still on Coach purses and Uggs. Just saying....

Ha!

*hides Coach purse under desk*

dugitman

2011-11-30 04:38:52 PM

I'll be there. Don't know about Jen yet. Also, It's been called Mass Ave since I can remember(1993 or so). Hell, half the retail joints on it used to be called Mass Ave __________

I_C_Weener

2011-12-01 01:11:28 PM

I may bring my Coach purse, so look for that.

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