So coke then?

Hardcore lesbian sex?

Meh, I could probably fap to that.

Having a kid at 48. With Travolta. That's responsible.

Oh, I found the picture she had taped to her back during conception.

Yep, still want to hit that.

So she lost weight after giving birth?
Thousands of woman across the U.S are bewildered by this concept!

Holding on to that old excuse "I just had a kid" .. your kid is 2.. get in the gym, eat right, exercise.. you eyesore!

Mugato: Having a kid at 48. With Travolta. That's responsible.


This.

She already knew her eggs and/or his sperm are problematic, having produced a monster even when she was not at high-risk age. For the new kid's sake, I hope it beats the odds, but it's almost certain to be messed up. If it is, then hopefully, it will follow in Jet's footsteps and exit young.

"Enterprise, what we got back didn't live long ...fortunately."

Persnickety: I'd thetan it. - Kelly Preston, being "it"

FTMFA - "I'm going to be turning 50 next year, holy s---! Hey, 50 is the new 30."

It absolutely is goddamn NOT. It's not even farking close.

I seriously doubt that Scientology has a pussy-tightening device.

realmojo: It's easy to lose "pregnancy" weight when it's a prosthetic.

I remember some gawker threads devoted to the discussion of whether or not she had a prosthetic belly on (they included pictures of how nothing on her got fat but her stomach), and links to blind items about half a Hollywood couple who were faking a pregnancy. Could be her.

Yeah the COSers are nuts but it's still pretty crappy what the press did when their son died. It's also crappy they denied his disorder and proper therapy for it (but that's another discussion).

AiryAnne: HopScotchNSoda: Mugato: Having a kid at 48. With Travolta. That's responsible.

This.
She already knew her eggs and/or his sperm are problematic, having produced a monster even when she was not at high-risk age. For the new kid's sake, I hope it beats the odds, but it's almost certain to be messed up. If it is, then hopefully, it will follow in Jet's footsteps and exit young.

You know who else considered the mentally handicapped "monsters"?


Garber, Stanley Thomas (ed.), Stedman's Practical Medical Dictionary, 15th rev. ed., Baltimore: The Williams & Wilkins Co. (1942), at 684.
"monster [L. monstrum.] A malformed fetus."

If this new kid is also messed up, then Ms. Preston [or Mrs Travolta, whatever name she uses with respect to the kids] will be categorised as a monstripara. Ibid.