Mumbles. Sounds like a Dick Tracy character.

Does this look like the face of a man who would do such a thing?

You know how to tell when you've had too much to drink? When you get pulled over by the coast guard.

"Turn off your windshield wipers, it's not raining, you're in the ocean!"

"F*CK YOU SEA PIGS!"

Tourist hires a rental car and parks out near the beach.

Tourist doesn't know about tides.

Tourist's wallet is about to get a Pounding.

selrah: Does this look like the face of a man who would do such a thing?
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Actually, yeah.

Vat are you sinking about?

Tides come in, Vauxhalls go out. Can't explain that.

the.squid:

"F*CK YOU SEA PIGS!"

I lol'ed +1

The Coast Guard now has a warning out for boaters to BOLF a man in a white racing suit and helmet offshore.

Pfft, amateurs.

Beemer_Vol: Vat are you sinking about?

Came for this.


Leaving satisfied.

OK, so who's the U-boat commander?

I didn't expect a car to be so much air tight that it would float for that long.

Although, I don't know that brand.

RatOmeter: Tourist hires a rental car and parks out near the beach.
Tourist doesn't know about tides.

Not necessary, Europe is weird. They build roads that get covered at high tide. It's a concept that is really hard to grasp for tourists. Who would think you need a check a tide schedule to drive.

/we need more info about this one.

harpagon: I didn't expect a car to be so much air tight that it would float for that long.

Although, I don't know that brand.

RatOmeter: Tourist hires a rental car and parks out near the beach.
Tourist doesn't know about tides.

Not necessary, Europe is weird. They build roads that get covered at high tide. It's a concept that is really hard to grasp for tourists. Who would think you need a check a tide schedule to drive.

/we need more info about this one.

Rebadged Opal, made in Germany. VW Beetles would float if you kept the door seals in good nick. I guess the Germans engineer their cars to be able to ford the smaller rivers in Poland and France (HEYO!).

mbillips: harpagon: I didn't expect a car to be so much air tight that it would float for that long.

Although, I don't know that brand.

RatOmeter: Tourist hires a rental car and parks out near the beach.
Tourist doesn't know about tides.

Not necessary, Europe is weird. They build roads that get covered at high tide. It's a concept that is really hard to grasp for tourists. Who would think you need a check a tide schedule to drive.

/we need more info about this one.

Rebadged Opal, made in Germany. VW Beetles would float if you kept the door seals in good nick. I guess the Germans engineer their cars to be able to ford the smaller rivers in Poland and France (HEYO!).

Don't forget the impromptu massive channel crossings

Yeah, my daughter has a Saturn Astra (rebadged and imported Opel Astra) that is very well made. The best car Saturn bever built.

capt.hollister: mbillips: harpagon: I didn't expect a car to be so much air tight that it would float for that long.

Although, I don't know that brand.

RatOmeter: Tourist hires a rental car and parks out near the beach.
Tourist doesn't know about tides.

Not necessary, Europe is weird. They build roads that get covered at high tide. It's a concept that is really hard to grasp for tourists. Who would think you need a check a tide schedule to drive.

/we need more info about this one.

Rebadged Opal, made in Germany. VW Beetles would float if you kept the door seals in good nick. I guess the Germans engineer their cars to be able to ford the smaller rivers in Poland and France (HEYO!).

Don't forget the impromptu massive channel crossings

Yeah, my daughter has a Saturn Astra (rebadged and imported Opel Astra) that is very well made. The best car Saturn bever built.

"bever" built ?!? I think I meant to say "never" built

/monday fingers lagging into tuesday...

Oh where, oh where has my Vauxhall gone
Oh where, oh where can he be
I left it parked on the boat ramp to long
and now its gone out to Sea.

Simetra: I thought this was going to be one of those Mornington Crescent headlines.

No, Mornington Crescent headlines are disallowed on a double-spinback where the tidal causeway has been obscured.

Vauxhall Corsas are compact cars according to the americans?

What do you call a mini or a smart car?

selrah: Does this look like the face of a man who would do such a thing?
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Than you.

ThisIsntMe: WTF? Swansea has it's own Coast Guard now?

Not for much longer, but, yes, why wouldn't it?

/puzzled

mantafirefly:
Vauxhall Corsas are compact cars according to the americans?
What do you call a mini or a smart car?

roller skates, if they're moving, wheel chocks if they aren't

ThisIsntMe: I would think it would be the Welsh Coast guard or something , or (shh they might be listening) the UK Coast Guard.

LOL, yes, it's a national service, but media reports almost always give the name of the particular office.