a game called "wet biscuit" at the camp in early July. The loser of the game was forced to eat an Oreo cookie covered in a bodily fluid.

I've only ever heard it called "soggy biscuit", which I think sounds better. For those of you out of the loop:

Soggy Biscuit - A game which rules involve masturbating in a group over a biscuit (preferably a plain biscuit) and the first one to shoot his load wins and the last one has to eat the biscuit!

kingoomieiii: Who the fark says 'yes' to this game?

"Family Values" conservatives who clamor loudly against gay rights?

Sick, idiotic, farkin teenagers.

I thought it was limp biskit?

Quick Draw McGraw didn't have a problem with it.

The game's called "Cracker" elsewhere.

Ookie cookie, the game of champions.

Guys, I'm on Atkins so it would have to be jerking off on a sausage patty.

How about that. Jocks are so skilled at creating new and inventive ways to masturbate in front of each other. Completely hetero though, I'm sure.

This is definitely worse than the awful waffle.

8.5 tailed fox: Guys, I'm on Atkins so it would have to be jerking off on a sausage patty.

Why not a cabbage leaf?
/I assume you'd be looking for the satisfying crunch at the end of the game.

Huh. I honestly thought that "Soggy biscuit" was an urban legend made up by the media, like "Rainbow parties" and Satanic rape orgies.

Humans need to feel a sense of belonging and acceptance (new window)

Humans are werid, news @ 11

BurnShrike: a game called "wet biscuit" at the camp in early July. The loser of the game was forced to eat an Oreo cookie covered in a bodily fluid.

I've only ever heard it called "soggy biscuit", which I think sounds better. For those of you out of the loop:

Soggy Biscuit - A game which rules involve masturbating in a group over a biscuit (preferably a plain biscuit) and the first one to shoot his load wins and the last one has to eat the biscuit!

The game's all backward. The first one to shoot his load should have to eat the biscuit, since he quite obviously wants to.

titwrench: Ookie cookie, the game of champions.

Was wondering when this reference was going to come into play. Leaving satisfied.

titwrench: Ookie cookie, the game of champions.

I heard oogie cookie....and thought it was fake.

Fluorescent Testicle: Huh. I honestly thought that "Soggy biscuit" was an urban legend made up by the media, like "Rainbow parties" and Satanic rape orgies.

Life imitates art sometimes. It probably was created in uran legend and these guys thought it was a good idea.

Honestly, reading this, it's all I can do not to throw up.

BurnShrike: a game called "wet biscuit" at the camp in early July. The loser of the game was forced to eat an Oreo cookie covered in a bodily fluid.

I've only ever heard it called "soggy biscuit", which I think sounds better. For those of you out of the loop:

I'm pretty sure you're thinking of Limp Biscuit. They had that song "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" which was a big hit on Christian Rock stations in the mid-1980s.

Hazing doesn't necessarily need to be a black-and-white issue. It's all stupid and childish, but anyone who played football in high school went through something, normally just harmless fun for a laugh.

Forced calisthenics = fine
Carrying someone's equipment bag on road games = fine
Making them say something stupid to a hot girl = fine
Making them eat a raw egg/straight Tabasco/etc = probably fine

The leap from this sort of thing to the jizz-soaked cookie is too much to understand.

I'd play.

/would never have to eat the cookie.
//typically place 1st and 3rd.

Thats almost as bad as being elected Bucket Man for the circle jerk.... you are the bucket.

FTA: Gibbs said the 26-year-old business has a "zero tolerance" policy when it comes to "hazing or any kind of foul play."

I'd be more worried about the ritual sacrifices then the splooge on the cookie.

"Oh, I thought you said 'nookie'...so there's no women here?"

Good ol' Not Gay™ high school jocks, proving how manly they are by jerking off onto a cookie and forcing the guy with the most sexual endurance to eat it.

/NTTAWW consensual cum cookie eating, I guess

You'd think with all the homophobia running through teenagers one of these kids would have been smart enough to realize that jerking off to your friends jerking off is totally gay.

Why are frat boys so amazingly homosexual?

MDGeist: Why are frat boys so amazingly homosexual?

Not that I'm a recruiter gay or anything, but I think the prevalence of "horseplay" as defined by "we love grabbing each others junk, jerking off together and eating each others jizz" among young men basically indicates a general predisposal towards homosexual behavior, even as part of heterosexual development.

Kinsey scale and all.

They're kids, sometimes they need to explore to figure themselves out. It does seem like a forgone conclusion that anyone who agrees to play soggy biscuit is a wee bit curious, no?

Remind me to never buy another glazed donut again. Also, WTF is wrong with people? Who honestly thinks jerking off onto food and then eating it is an intelligent usage of time?

I swear, there are some humans out there who are just barely sentient pieces of meat.

I played sports in high school (small hick school, nothing else to do) and was in a fraternity in college (small hick college, nothing else to do) and this is pretty farked up, right here. There's no need to pretend this is normal behavior for these types of guys.

I didn't think this was real...
/think people brag during the game
//i came twice before you did
////farking lapped

"Hey Bob, what are those hard grey sausage-like lumps? I don't think those are supposed to come out...you may want to see a doctor or something...I think you're shooting tumors..."

/How good of a salesman do you need to be to talk someone into playing soggy biscuit??

Sock Ruh Tease: Good ol' Not Gay™ high school jocks, proving how manly they are by jerking off onto a cookie and forcing the guy with the most sexual endurance to eat it.

/NTTAWW consensual cum cookie eating, I guess

If you don't finish, then technicaly you're not the last guy to Cum On The Cookie.
That's when I'd zip up, look at the 2nd to last guy and say "Suck it up, n00b"
/Not that I would actualy be playing.

The baseball team at my old high school did this as an initiation for the varsity team. The only reason people found out about it was that the catcher, who was a farking badass, flat-out refused and told the rest of the team they were farking gay because they were going to stay to watch. AFAIK, the tradition ended that year.

The wrestling team did the impossible situp. That's where you tell the noob on the team that you bet he can't do a situp with someone holding a towel over his face. So he lays on the floor in situp position, another guy takes a towel, lays it over the noob's face (effectively holding his head on the ground), and the noob tries to do a situp. While he's struggling, another guy pulls down his shorts and squats his bare ass right over the noob. Then the towel guy suddenly lets go and the noob, not expecting it, suddenly launches himself into ass.

I bet this is an urban legend that then became true as the story spread.

Orgasmatron138: The wrestling team did the impossible situp. That's where you tell the noob on the team that you bet he can't do a situp with someone holding a towel over his face. So he lays on the floor in situp position, another guy takes a towel, lays it over the noob's face (effectively holding his head on the ground), and the noob tries to do a situp. While he's struggling, another guy pulls down his shorts and squats his bare ass right over the noob. Then the towel guy suddenly lets go and the noob, not expecting it, suddenly launches himself into ass.

Knowing wrestlers, I bet they fought over who got to be the recipient of the Pinocchio treatment.

LOL I can tell you video game nerds have never played Sports before
Its not about being Homo, its about playin around with your dudes and having some laughs.
Just because you throw like a girl and werent popular in High School doesn't mean everyone else is gay like you.

/SEE YA, WOULDNT WANNA BE YA

Scott Thrust: LOL I can tell you video game nerds have never played Sports before
Its not about being Homo, its about playin around with your dudes and having some laughs.
Just because you throw like a girl and werent popular in High School doesn't mean everyone else is gay like you.

/SEE YA, WOULDNT WANNA BE YA

I bet your name is Brock Manmeat, right? Or is it Fist Hardcheese?

That's sooooooooo gay.

HailRobonia: I bet this is an urban legend that then became true as the story spread.

You loose the bet: Link

Diogenes: This is nothing. The fraternity that got kicked off campus during my Rush would make you sleep with a pig.

A real pig. It was supposed to desensitize you to sleeping with overweight girls.

Sleep with, as in sleep, or sleep with as in copulate?

/I'm sure a pig makes a nice bed-mate