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(Daily Mail) Obvious Miranda Kerr reveals how to get Orlando Bloom in the mood. Step one: Be Miranda Kerr. Two: Wear dwarf outfit and carry large axe   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 38
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2011-11-29 10:15:22 AM
I can fap to that.
 
rpm
2011-11-29 10:15:31 AM
Auto play audio ad? fark you daily mail
 
2011-11-29 10:17:53 AM
WARNING ! crappy auto run video with sound alert ! hope your wife didn't work till 3 hours ago and just got woken up.
 
2011-11-29 10:18:13 AM
Everyone knows that Orlando Bloom is a pervy Hobbit fancier.
 
2011-11-29 10:18:24 AM
youhavemywordandmybowandmyaxe.jpg
 
2011-11-29 10:18:58 AM
Kerr and Bloom must be WoW players. Yes, i know they could also be playing LoTR but I was thinking of the more popular game here.
 
2011-11-29 10:20:46 AM
I'd elf her. With my hobbit.
 
Xai
2011-11-29 10:21:37 AM
He puts on his robe and wizard hat
 
2011-11-29 10:22:48 AM
Xai: He puts on his robe and wizard hat

think afterwards shes got holes like a wizards sleeve?
 
2011-11-29 10:23:19 AM
One does not simply walk into Miranda Kerr.
 
2011-11-29 10:23:24 AM
They sure are good at keeping up the image the Bloom is straight and Kerr is not a beard.
 
2011-11-29 10:23:41 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2011-11-29 10:23:41 AM
Eh, sharp ears
 
2011-11-29 10:26:53 AM
Xai: He puts on his Gandalf's robe and wizard hat

FTFY? :P
 
2011-11-29 10:28:14 AM
He was great in Evolution, You took it like a man!
 
2011-11-29 10:29:50 AM
th08.deviantart.net
 
2011-11-29 10:30:48 AM
mbillips: [th08.deviantart.net image 300x333]

Eff, I hate the internet some days!
 
2011-11-29 10:32:48 AM
mbillips: [th08.deviantart.net image 300x333]

Elfsecks?
 
2011-11-29 10:34:42 AM
Interview is actually interesting. She seems like someone who has a brain and a prsonality.
 
2011-11-29 10:37:40 AM
AUTOPLAY VIDEO MAKE ME WANT TO SMASH
 
2011-11-29 10:37:58 AM
I hate blocking ads.. but autoplay ads can DIAF...

I just downloaded flashblock for chrome.. they also have the same plugin for firefox..
 
2011-11-29 10:40:09 AM
rpm: Auto play audio ad? fark you daily mail

There are ads on the internet? When did this start?

/there are people other than senile grandparents who don't use adblockers?
 
2011-11-29 10:41:55 AM
img845.imageshack.us
 
2011-11-29 10:47:48 AM
bared.
 
2011-11-29 10:48:21 AM
www.isleyunruh.com
 
2011-11-29 10:56:50 AM
goddammitsomuch, you all took the good jokes.

/ you know, the low hanging ones?
 
2011-11-29 11:03:43 AM
Oh c'mon, we've known this for years!

From The Two Towers during the siege at Helm's Deep:

LEGOLAS: You comfort me, Gimli, and I am grateful to have you standing nigh with your stout legs and hard axe.

Actually, Gimli's hard axe swings both ways. From FotR:

GALADRIEL: It is said that the skill of the dwarves is in their hands rather than in their tongues, yet that is not true of Gimli.

/nerd
//perv
///nerdy perv
////pervy nerd
//slashies!
 
2011-11-29 11:16:44 AM
mbillips: [th08.deviantart.net image 300x333]


Dude, that just not right.
 
2011-11-29 11:18:14 AM
This might be a good thread for pics of Miranda Kerr. Just a suggestion.
 
2011-11-29 11:18:36 AM
Dundasbro: [www.isleyunruh.com image 505x554]

And that is just effing worse.

I object to inter-fantasy species relationships on magical cooties grounds.
 
2011-11-29 11:26:45 AM
ThisNameSux: This might be a good thread for pics of Miranda Kerr. Just a suggestion.

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2011-11-29 11:26:48 AM
AND MY ASS
 
2011-11-29 11:28:02 AM
Is she wearing the same pants in every picture?

/ - the VS pic of course
 
2011-11-29 11:33:12 AM
zombieflanders: ThisNameSux: This might be a good thread for pics of Miranda Kerr. Just a suggestion.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 500x450]


Too bad.

www.worldnewsinn.com
 
2011-11-29 11:34:34 AM
Not one goddamned picture?

i386.photobucket.com

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i386.photobucket.com

God bless a baby body.
 
2011-11-29 12:37:33 PM
mbillips: [th08.deviantart.net image 300x333]

"Oh Tanis, I love they way your beard feels on my thighs."
 
rpm
2011-11-29 12:51:25 PM
Tax Boy: rpm: Auto play audio ad? fark you daily mail

There are ads on the internet? When did this start?

/there are people other than senile grandparents who don't use adblockers?


One of the reasons it surprised me, I am running Adblock. That farker is on the blocklist now.
 
2011-11-29 02:49:35 PM
rpm: Auto play audio ad? fark you daily mail

img.photobucket.com
 
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