Well now I'm thinking about sex. Thanks a lot, Subby.

If I was carrying around a tally counter all day I'm sure I'd think about sex all the time too. It's a constant reminder.

"Why am I carrying this thing again? Oh yeah, because I'm supposed to record when I think about sex. Sex, eh? Hmmmmmm."

Ten minutes later...

"Did I remember my tally counter? Because I'm supposed to record every time I think about sex. Sex, eh.? Hmmmmmm."

miss diminutive: If I was carrying around a tally counter all day I'm sure I'd think about sex all the time too. It's a constant reminder.

"Why am I carrying this thing again? Oh yeah, because I'm supposed to record when I think about sex. Sex, eh? Hmmmmmm."

Ten minutes later...

"Did I remember my tally counter? Because I'm supposed to record every time I think about sex. Sex, eh.? Hmmmmmm."

Every time I visit this thread I think about sex!

Quiet, I'm watching Joy Bauer the nutritionist on tv and I can't remember which snacks are healthy if I keep thinking about farking the folds in her neck. Gal needs to gain a few pounds.

Sybarite: If I thought about sex every seven seconds, I'd never get anything done.

I think it sounds more reasonable to say that men think of sex one second out of every seven, not once every seven seconds. That way, if you think of sex for an hour straight, you have six hours to do something else.

And then, BAM! Back to sex.

Everybody thinks about sex, constantly, subby.

/unless you're married
//then you're thinking about it with someone other than your spouse

Sometimes I think about sammaches, video games or cartoons.
I even think about work on occasion.

I've been married for a while. I seem to recall something of that which you speak. Sex, you say? Is it some sort of dance?

I am watching The Price is iRight. The hostesses, holy hell.

What were we talking about?

Paging Grables Daughter

Why do guys want to put it in anything all the time?

a summary of my thoughts Sex, work, where's my phone, sex, sex, attempting to say something witty in conversation, sex, fark, ooh something shiny, sex

Shocker.

The college-student participants carried a golf tally counter to track their thoughts about either eating, sleep or sex every day for a week.

Ah yes the universal test group. These results must be true because we all live in a mostly responsibility free community in close proximity to attractive, intelligent, people our own age with few responsibilities and a drive to experiment.

Yeah I think your sex research can't be attribute to all men, but to college age men, i.e. 17-24, in a college setting. The rest of us live in the real world.

There are also two boneable contestants spinning the wheel. Not the dude though.

We think about beer, too.


/and sammiches

RedEmily: Why do guys want to put it in anything all the time?

A penis is made to be put in. That's it's meaning. It's purpose. Your life is empty because you spend it trying to stop the penis from becoming. And for who? For what? You know what a penis is, Jack, that doesn't explode? It's a cheap gold watch, buddy.

COLUMBUS, Ohio - Men may think about sex more often than women do, but a new study suggests that men also think about other biological needs, such as eating and sleep, more frequently than women do, as well.


So either women are thinking less in general or they're filling up on nonessentials.


What do y'all think about when you should be thinking about eating/sex/sleep? Math? Cars? Manipulating objects in three dimensions?

/I think that's about it.

Sybarite

If I thought about sex every seven seconds, I'd never get anything done.


You get stuff done?

Spending nine months trying to get out and the rest of your life trying to get back in.

/DNRTFA
//was thinking about sex

RedEmily: Why do guys want to put it in anything all the time?

1. Not anything, only attractive women of consenting age to whom I am not related by blood (also prefer them to be alive, conscious, STD free).
2. It feels great.

Sticky Hands: RedEmily: Why do guys want to put it in anything all the time?

A penis is made to be put in. That's it's meaning. It's purpose. Your life is empty because you spend it trying to stop the penis from becoming. And for who? For what? You know what a penis is, Jack, that doesn't explode? It's a cheap gold watch, buddy.

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty. And if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called..."The bus that couldn't slow down."

watson.t.hamster:

So either women are thinking less in general or they're filling up on nonessentials.


What do y'all think about when you should be thinking about eating/sex/sleep? Math? Cars? Manipulating objects in three dimensions?

/I think that's about it.


My thoughts are constantly flying from one thing to another. I'm thinking about my kids, what I need to get done today, what I'm reading on Fark, what time the therapist is supposed to show up, tuning out what's on TV, the plot / quantum physics relating to a story I'd like to write, wondering what the giggling 2 yr olds are up to in the other room........

/ack!
//crayons are of the devil!

RedEmily: Why do guys want to put it in anything all the time?

Because the Bebe Jeebuz made us that way. Seriously, we don't know either. I blame evolution and our inherent need to propagate the species. Also, it feels really good (or so I've been told). I'd be happy to demonstrate if you're curious.

/I'm 19, so ALL I think about is sex.
//With a certain dark haired TV and movie starlet in particular.

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: There are also two boneable contestants spinning the wheel. Not the dude though.

RedEmily: Why do guys want to put it in anything all the time?

Not just anything. We have very specific requirements.

/warm
//breathing
//female

watson.t.hamster: "either women are thinking less in general or they're filling up on nonessentials."

Or they're lying. As suggested by this line in TFA: "Overall, a participant's comfort with sexuality was the best predictor for which person would have the most frequent daily thoughts about sex." In other words, people less comfortable with the idea of *saying* they think about sex, reported thinking less about sex. Which exposes the whole breakdown as seriously biased toward socialization factors and away from any potential genetic predisposition.

Just stopping by the thread to mention that I'm thinking about sex again.

Summer Glau's Love Slave: /I'm 19, so ALL I think about is sex.
//With a certain dark haired TV and movie starlet in particular.

My particular weirdness is that I get attracted to the milfy types they cast in commercials.

Sticky Hands: RedEmily: Why do guys want to put it in anything all the time?

A penis is made to be put in. That's it's meaning. It's purpose. Your life is empty because you spend it trying to stop the penis from becoming. And for who? For what? You know what a penis is, Jack, that doesn't explode? It's a cheap gold watch, buddy.

Where's that from?

SuperChuck: RedEmily: Why do guys want to put it in anything all the time?

Not just anything. We have very specific requirements.

/warm
//breathing
//female

All three? I'm suprised.

BurnShrike: Just stopping by the thread to mention that I'm thinking about sex again.

Thanks for the update.

SuperChuck: RedEmily: Why do guys want to put it in anything all the time?

Not just anything. We have very specific requirements.

/warm
//breathing
//female

/ or any reasonable substitute when the above criteria is not met
// you're probably not going to want to eat the warm cinnamon roll over there

RedEmily: SuperChuck: RedEmily: Why do guys want to put it in anything all the time?

Not just anything. We have very specific requirements.

/warm
//breathing
//female

All three? I'm suprised.

Oh, I should probably add Willing too. That's the toughest hurdle to get over.

FTA:"When a man hears a statement like that, he might think there's something wrong with him because he's not spending that much time thinking about sexuality,

No, We don't!
We think "What a bunch of bullshiat statistics!"
Who the hell believe this shiat, except women.

urban.derelict: Everybody thinks about sex, constantly, subby.

/unless you're married
//then you're thinking about it with someone other than your spouse

This......in fact....I'm distracted thinking about a certain guy.......right now!

Boning. Think about it. Sounds nice, doesn't it?

Men may think about sex more often than women do, but a new study suggests that men also think about other biological needs, such as eating and sleep, more frequently than women do, as well. And the research discredits the persistent stereotype that men think about sex every seven seconds,


Sooo we spend the rest of the time thinking about food and sleep.......and this article was written to debunk negative male stereotypes?

My bukkit nods in agreement.

miss diminutive: Sticky Hands: RedEmily: Why do guys want to put it in anything all the time?

A penis is made to be put in. That's it's meaning. It's purpose. Your life is empty because you spend it trying to stop the penis from becoming. And for who? For what? You know what a penis is, Jack, that doesn't explode? It's a cheap gold watch, buddy.

I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around the city, keeping its speed over fifty. And if its speed dropped, the bus would explode! I think it was called..."The bus that couldn't slow down."

That sounds like a cool show with lots of explosions and stuff, I bet it would be even cooler if it took place in space or on a boat or something.

wyltoknow: "What other motivations could these crazy sluts have?"

The article is talking about the desire to be found acceptable to society at large. You know, the society full of those judgmental stuffy old sex-negative hypocrites that shout from the rafters that good girls don't approach men and sex is only for that special someone and dirty thoughts are bad and all that other women-as-property-derived bullshiat.

Some people really want to do 'right' by those old farts, apparently unable to wrap their minds around the idea that those people may not actually have their best interests at heart, let alone have lived up to those ideals themselves. So when you ask those people about dating, sex and dirty thoughts - they just repeat exactly what society expects them to say.

RedEmily: Sticky Hands: RedEmily: Why do guys want to put it in anything all the time?

A penis is made to be put in. That's it's meaning. It's purpose. Your life is empty because you spend it trying to stop the penis from becoming. And for who? For what? You know what a penis is, Jack, that doesn't explode? It's a cheap gold watch, buddy.

Where's that from?

I can't remember for exactly, but I'm pretty sure it's from either Gone with the Wind or Fight Club.
But it might have been Sleepless in Seattle.

Anyway, there was likely a handsome man and an attractive woman in it, it that helps.

Personally, I blame boxer shorts. My junks just flapping around all day. Ladies, the majority of you wear bras. That's the problem. Stop wearing bras and you will start thinking about sex more often as well. See, problem solved.

/Seriously, stop it.

RedEmily: Why do guys want to put it in anything all the time?

What's it to ya?