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(Guardian) Amusing Marmite: Love it or hate it... or be inconvenienced by its life-threatening tendencies   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 33
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2011-11-29 08:32:05 AM
Are they shipping in a transport full of bread to clean the mess up?
 
2011-11-29 09:24:40 AM
English Marmite is nasty, nasty stuff. Way too salty, even for this Australian who grew up on Vegemite. And why is it all gooey and runny? Yeast spreads should be thick and dense.

Now, Australian/NZ Marmite... THAT'S the way to go. Has delicious caramel notes and a really rich flavour. My favourite sandwich is Aussie Marmite and lettuce on fresh, buttered bread. The crisp, cold lettuce dilutes the saltiness of the Marmite, adds a bit of sweetness and has a great texture to boot.

/if only I had some fresh bread and lettuce right now
//B vitamins are the shiat, y'all
 
2011-11-29 09:26:19 AM
Britain's Chernobyl?

I shudder to think what the nuclear winter equivalent would be if this disaster repeated itself at a massive scale.
 
2011-11-29 09:27:44 AM
Vegemite only for me. Marmite isn't salty enough.

Unfortunately I can't eat my Vegemite in peace. My stupid cat loves the stuff and will try anything possible just to have some including biting and scratching me.

/stupid cat
 
2011-11-29 09:31:34 AM
lyndsayj: English Marmite is nasty, nasty stuff. Way too salty,

hailin: Vegemite only for me. Marmite isn't salty enough.

Four comments in, and we've already confirmed the stereotype that no-one can agree about Marmite, not even the ones who agree its horrible.
 
2011-11-29 09:32:07 AM
hailin: Vegemite only for me. Marmite isn't salty enough.

Unfortunately I can't eat my Vegemite in peace. My stupid cat loves the stuff and will try anything possible just to have some including biting and scratching me.

/stupid cat


Whatever you do, don't introduce him/her to a blend of butter and Vegemite. Holy christ do cats love that shiat. They'll eat themselves sick on the stuff.
 
2011-11-29 09:34:23 AM
lyndsayj: English Marmite is nasty, nasty stuff. Way too salty, even for this Australian who grew up on Vegemite. And why is it all gooey and runny? Yeast spreads should be thick and dense.

Now, Australian/NZ Marmite... THAT'S the way to go. Has delicious caramel notes and a really rich flavour. My favourite sandwich is Aussie Marmite and lettuce on fresh, buttered bread. The crisp, cold lettuce dilutes the saltiness of the Marmite, adds a bit of sweetness and has a great texture to boot.

/if only I had some fresh bread and lettuce right now
//B vitamins are the shiat, y'all

Yeast extract is what our food manufacturers add to food when they want it to contain MSG without actually having MSG on the label. Not sure if I'd be willing to eat that stuff, regardless of how much vitamin b it has.
 
2011-11-29 09:35:35 AM
ThunderChild: Four comments in, and we've already confirmed the stereotype that no-one can agree about Marmite, not even the ones who agree its horrible.

I love Marmite, just not the English version. :) My family and I have never kept a jar of Vegemite in our house (not counting Cheeseybite), it's always Marmite, although I will eat Vegemite if it's offered.
 
2011-11-29 09:41:10 AM
Love it!
 
2011-11-29 09:44:50 AM
Colin Hay consolable.
 
2011-11-29 09:44:52 AM
Mad Scientist: Love it!

Me too! It's great stuff.

My old cat used to love it too. I've never offered any to the cats I have now, so I'm not sure if they like it or not. They're strange cats though; they won't even eat cheese.
 
2011-11-29 09:45:40 AM
Nishu: Yeast extract is what our food manufacturers add to food when they want it to contain MSG without actually having MSG on the label. Not sure if I'd be willing to eat that stuff, regardless of how much vitamin b it has.

Vegemite/Marmite don't actually contain MSG, but they are rich in glutamates, which is where the flavour comes from.
 
2011-11-29 09:48:47 AM
I enjoy Marmite in small doses, usually with butter on toast, but sometimes I enjoy pairing it with a good strong cheddar. It reminds me of a somewhat salty brown gravy.

I never got to try the Guinness edition they did a few years back. They should make that again.
 
2011-11-29 09:52:33 AM
BurnShrike:Me too! It's great stuff.

My old cat used to love it too. I've never offered any to the cats I have now, so I'm not sure if they like it or not. They're strange cats though; they won't even eat cheese.

I know that feel. My cat's a pescetarian. He refuses to eat chicken or beef, but will gorge himself on fish. He also never (intentionally) kills or eats anything he catches - just plays with them to death - and can't catch birds or anything more complicated than a lizard. :)
 
2011-11-29 09:54:35 AM
carriageway? Seriously, how does that country even tie its shoes?
 
2011-11-29 09:57:44 AM
lyndsayj: BurnShrike: My old cat used to love it too. I've never offered any to the cats I have now, so I'm not sure if they like it or not. They're strange cats though; they won't even eat cheese.

I know that feel. My cat's a pescetarian. He refuses to eat chicken or beef, but will gorge himself on fish. He also never (intentionally) kills or eats anything he catches - just plays with them to death - and can't catch birds or anything more complicated than a lizard. :)


One of my cats won't even eat tuna :( I've never had a cat who didn't like tuna. It might have something to do with his grandparents being siblings.

I'll give my kitties a trial of marmite when I get home tonight and see how they like it.
 
2011-11-29 09:59:30 AM
Marmite is my comfort food, especially on a rainy day. Try it with avocado on hot buttered toast - the creaminess of the avocado balances the salt. Mmm.
 
2011-11-29 10:06:56 AM
BurnShrike: lyndsayj: BurnShrike: My old cat used to love it too. I've never offered any to the cats I have now, so I'm not sure if they like it or not. They're strange cats though; they won't even eat cheese.

I know that feel. My cat's a pescetarian. He refuses to eat chicken or beef, but will gorge himself on fish. He also never (intentionally) kills or eats anything he catches - just plays with them to death - and can't catch birds or anything more complicated than a lizard. :)

One of my cats won't even eat tuna :( I've never had a cat who didn't like tuna. It might have something to do with his grandparents being siblings.

I'll give my kitties a trial of marmite when I get home tonight and see how they like it.


My one cat is super picky. He won't eat anything beside loaf-style wet cat food and a small amount of dry food. He hates catnip. I give the other cats tuna fish, raw chicken scraps, other raw fish sometimes, and cheese but this one cat will turn his nose up. It really sucked there for awhile trying to switch him from Friskies to something healthy. He nearly starved himself to death until I finally found a brand he would eat.

Then we have our garbage kitten who is the one that likes Vegemite. He eats raw onions, carrots, pineapple, beef (cooked or raw), jellybeans, and whatever he can sneak from the garbage can when we forget to lock the lid. I don't intentionally give him anything, he just hangs around by my feet when I'm cooking and eats whatever falls on the ground. He was getting tubby, so I put him on a diet and the other day caught him digging out a sheet of paper from the printer to eat it. So weird, but he goes in for his check up in a week so I'll ask the vet to run a vitamin panel to see if I need to supplement anything.
 
2011-11-29 10:11:57 AM
Made from freshly ground
pygmymarmoset.net
 
2011-11-29 10:15:51 AM
Marmite is Terrible

/Oblig
//YouTube pops
 
2011-11-29 10:20:26 AM
hailin, They Say cats shouldn't eat onion. But if "your" dear "garbage kitten" has done so to no ill effect, They may be all wet.
Standard saying, you don't own cat, cat owns you
Wishing to eat printer paper sounds like pica (desire to eat non-foods). Along with the vitamin panel, your vet should probably also check for diabetes, which the formerly-tubby sr cat who lives here has now developed after being tubby for a while.
Not seeking either Marmite or Vegemite diligently enough, haven't found any around here (sw OH). Bet only the exotic grocery Jungle Jim's would carry either, & I'm not able to get there any more.
Fooey on whoever in the actual article called it "waste yeast" anyway!
 
2011-11-29 10:28:51 AM
lyndsayj: Nishu: Yeast extract is what our food manufacturers add to food when they want it to contain MSG without actually having MSG on the label. Not sure if I'd be willing to eat that stuff, regardless of how much vitamin b it has.

Vegemite/Marmite don't actually contain MSG, but they are rich in glutamates, which is where the flavour comes from.


Hey, let's take untasty and/or low-quality food and sprinkle these glutamates on it. Tata! "Flavor"!
 
2011-11-29 10:45:13 AM
God Is My Co-Pirate: Marmite is my comfort food, especially on a rainy day. Try it with avocado on hot buttered toast - the creaminess of the avocado balances the salt. Mmm.

I simply must try this. Both are in my house right now.
 
2011-11-29 10:49:37 AM
It crashed on the yeastbound carriageway.
 
2011-11-29 10:52:46 AM
MountainClimber: Made from freshly ground
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well played
 
2011-11-29 11:19:51 AM
lyndsayj: Vegemite/Marmite don't actually contain MSG, but they are rich in glutamates, which is where the flavour comes from.

And MSG stands for ... Mono-Sodium Glutamate?

So it's rich in glutamate, but it doesn't actually contain glutamate -- okay. If that's not more evidence that the "MSG reaction" is psychosomatic, I'm not sure what is.

/Chemistry is hard...
 
2011-11-29 11:58:30 AM
Donnchadha: lyndsayj: Vegemite/Marmite don't actually contain MSG, but they are rich in glutamates, which is where the flavour comes from.

And MSG stands for ... Mono-Sodium Glutamate?

So it's rich in glutamate, but it doesn't actually contain glutamate -- okay. If that's not more evidence that the "MSG reaction" is psychosomatic, I'm not sure what is.

/Chemistry is hard...


I said they don't contain MSG, which is a manufactured compound, as opposed to all of the naturally occurring glutamates found in the process of making yeast extracts and in a lot of food in general :)
 
2011-11-29 12:02:42 PM
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2011-11-29 12:28:13 PM
lyndsayj: I said they don't contain MSG, which is a manufactured compound, as opposed to all of the naturally occurring glutamates found in the process of making yeast extracts and in a lot of food in general :)

MSG is not a "manufactured compound" which is in some way chemically different than glutamate salts that occur naturally. Adding pure MSG to foods is not chemically different than adding "yeast extracts" for the purpose of their glutamate salts, except that the extracts would also contain other chemical compounds. Furthermore, the most common method of MSG production is from bacterial fermentation -- that is, a bottle of pure MSG is just refined yeast extract instead of just partially refined yeast extract.

Saying that one compound that's extracted from a plant or animal is somehow different than the same compound that's man-made or manufactured means that you don't understand chemistry.
 
2011-11-29 12:39:52 PM
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2011-11-29 03:01:06 PM
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2011-11-29 03:54:52 PM
He just smiled and gave me a Marmite sandwich...

Nah, doesn't have the right ring to it.
 
2011-11-29 04:57:05 PM
I don't know much about the MSG stuff. I did read that Autolyzed yeast extract is the primary source of MSG in food manufacturing. After I read that, I noticed it in everything. Campbell's soup used to say "no added MSG" on the side of the can, but there are autolyzed yeast extract in them all. I was hoping they'd get sued for that. Apparently if theyre not adding pure MSG, they don't have to disclose it on he label.
 
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