It's not her face I want to lick.

BurnShrike: It's not her face I want to lick.

Done in one!

Technically, it would be the back of Natalie's head. If you're licking her face, you're doing it wrong.

Does she taste like grits?

/.

I'm going to fry the stamps up in lard and eat them

Wouldn't this be licking her backside?

Macinfarker: Wouldn't this be licking her backside?

Im down for that

Hershey Highway Patrol: Subby misspelled dick.

That's quite a mental image.

It also makes me feel guilty. It kind of reminds me of a line in Infinite Jest about waves of black disgust or something over tumescence.

BurnShrike: It's not her face I want to lick.

Well, I'll lick her face, too.. and anything else I can reach.

Methinks Subby hasn't purchased postage stamps in a while. Peel and stick is all I've been able to find for years.

/Peel and stick Natalie Portman. Mmmmm.

I'm gonna buy a roll and do the roll

she was ok in that starwars movie...

kungfu jesus with a side of lime: she was ok in that starwars movie...

I'd say she was hotter in 'Thor'.

I am not a Limivore: Methinks Subby hasn't purchased postage stamps in a while. Peel and stick is all I've been able to find for years.

/Peel and stick Natalie Portman. Mmmmm.

You can still lick it just for teh lulz.

hogans: Does she taste like grits?

Depends on which side you lick; French Vanilla in the front, Godiva Chocolate in the rear.

/At least that's how it works in my fantasies.
//This woman is soooooo hot!

DjangoStonereaver: BurnShrike: It's not her face I want to lick.

Considering that you don't like the face of stamps, you should be in heaven.

"It's a stamp commemorating prostitution. It costs 10cents, but is you lick it, its a quarter."

You must be as old as me. I remember Chevy doing that joke on SNL ....Cheers!

This girl expired for me when she did the whole vegan, PETA, Israel-is-above-criticism shtick.

You're not hot if you're ugly on the inside. (And talentless. Black Swan was the first time I thought she did any of the homework for a role.)

PETA will be manufacturing stamps*

*not usable for postage

carl: This girl expired for me when she did the whole vegan, PETA, Israel-is-above-criticism shtick.

You're not hot if you're ugly on the inside. (And talentless. Black Swan was the first time I thought she did any of the homework for a role.)

I like your style. I've never thought she was a particularly talented actress myself. I found her kind of boring and inauthentic. But she's hot so you know, the work keeps coming.

Didn't know about the Israel thing. Definitely a turn off.

carl: This girl expired for me when she did the whole vegan, PETA, Israel-is-above-criticism shtick.

You're not hot if you're ugly on the inside. (And talentless. Black Swan was the first time I thought she did any of the homework for a role.)

She was ok, but miscast, in Hesher.

/Joseph Gordon-Levitt, on the other hand, rocked.

Beluga Heights: carl: This girl expired for me when she did the whole vegan, PETA, Israel-is-above-criticism shtick.

You're not hot if you're ugly on the inside. (And talentless. Black Swan was the first time I thought she did any of the homework for a role.)

I like your style. I've never thought she was a particularly talented actress myself. I found her kind of boring and inauthentic. But she's hot so you know, the work keeps coming.

Didn't know about the Israel thing. Definitely a turn off.

why does fark hate the jews?

frepnog: Beluga Heights: carl: This girl expired for me when she did the whole vegan, PETA, Israel-is-above-criticism shtick.

You're not hot if you're ugly on the inside. (And talentless. Black Swan was the first time I thought she did any of the homework for a role.)

I like your style. I've never thought she was a particularly talented actress myself. I found her kind of boring and inauthentic. But she's hot so you know, the work keeps coming.

Didn't know about the Israel thing. Definitely a turn off.

why does fark hate the jews?

I don't hate Jews. What I hate is how the United States gives moral authority to the Israelis in their conflict. I believe the original comment was the "Israel-is-above-criticism" even if you are in support of Israel (here termed 'the jews') you shouldn't be above criticising it.

frepnog: Beluga Heights: carl: This girl expired for me when she did the whole vegan, PETA, Israel-is-above-criticism shtick.

You're not hot if you're ugly on the inside. (And talentless. Black Swan was the first time I thought she did any of the homework for a role.)

I like your style. I've never thought she was a particularly talented actress myself. I found her kind of boring and inauthentic. But she's hot so you know, the work keeps coming.

Didn't know about the Israel thing. Definitely a turn off.

why does fark hate the jews?

Because of Tatsuma coming into any thread where Jews are mentioned and shiatting all over the place.

/Would lick Natalie Portman anywhere she wants to be licked without hesitation.

Hershey Highway Patrol

Subby misspelled dick.

golf clap

Beluga Heights: frepnog: Beluga Heights: carl: This girl expired for me when she did the whole vegan, PETA, Israel-is-above-criticism shtick.

You're not hot if you're ugly on the inside. (And talentless. Black Swan was the first time I thought she did any of the homework for a role.)

I like your style. I've never thought she was a particularly talented actress myself. I found her kind of boring and inauthentic. But she's hot so you know, the work keeps coming.

Didn't know about the Israel thing. Definitely a turn off.

why does fark hate the jews?

I don't hate Jews. What I hate is how the United States gives moral authority to the Israelis in their conflict. I believe the original comment was the "Israel-is-above-criticism" even if you are in support of Israel (here termed 'the jews') you shouldn't be above criticising it.

what is so wrong about giving moral authority to a group of people that have been constantly persecuted their entire existence, especially over an enemy that has clearly stated that their goal is nothing less than the extermination of all israelis? has isreal done unsavory things? possibly. but i will be honest - when your enemy has made it clear that they want you to all die, what other choice do you have?

/i will be honest with you - Islam is the problem, not the Jewish. thing is - if left the fark alone, the Israelis would cause no problems. too bad their neighbors want them all dead, eh?

frepnog: Beluga Heights: frepnog: Beluga Heights: carl: This girl expired for me when she did the whole vegan, PETA, Israel-is-above-criticism shtick.

You're not hot if you're ugly on the inside. (And talentless. Black Swan was the first time I thought she did any of the homework for a role.)

I like your style. I've never thought she was a particularly talented actress myself. I found her kind of boring and inauthentic. But she's hot so you know, the work keeps coming.

Didn't know about the Israel thing. Definitely a turn off.

why does fark hate the jews?

I don't hate Jews. What I hate is how the United States gives moral authority to the Israelis in their conflict. I believe the original comment was the "Israel-is-above-criticism" even if you are in support of Israel (here termed 'the jews') you shouldn't be above criticising it.

what is so wrong about giving moral authority to a group of people that have been constantly persecuted their entire existence, especially over an enemy that has clearly stated that their goal is nothing less than the extermination of all israelis? has isreal done unsavory things? possibly. but i will be honest - when your enemy has made it clear that they want you to all die, what other choice do you have?

/i will be honest with you - Islam is the problem, not the Jewish. thing is - if left the fark alone, the Israelis would cause no problems. too bad their neighbors want them all dead, eh?

If the point of giving the Israelis more breathing room is to prevent further persecution I get it. But the problem is where does that license end? Again I'm not opposed to Israelis defending themselves but Israel gets almost zero levels of criticism in the US by major media outlets and especially our government officials. A bomb goes off in Jerusalem so a Palestinian settlement gets indiscriminately rocketed. No one says anything critical in our government, we all move on.

Many enemies of the US have made it a villian unto death. So it's cool if we just go through those countries and do whatever the hell we want?

Tastes like lox.

Forgot about thor... bonus
black swan licked ass

frepnog: what is so wrong about giving moral authority to a group of people that have been constantly persecuted their entire existence, especially over an enemy that has clearly stated that their goal is nothing less than the extermination of all israelis? has isreal done unsavory things? possibly. but i will be honest - when your enemy has made it clear that they want you to all die, what other choice do you have?

/i will be honest with you - Islam is the problem, not the Jewish. thing is - if left the fark alone, the Israelis would cause no problems. too bad their neighbors want them all dead, eh?

Really, you would give them a pass for things like this?

Hershey Highway Patrol: Hershey Highway Patrol 2011-11-29 11:23:13 AM

Subby misspelled dick.

So your secret fantasy is to lick Natalie Portman's dick? Whatever floats your boat.

IrateShadow: frepnog: what is so wrong about giving moral authority to a group of people that have been constantly persecuted their entire existence, especially over an enemy that has clearly stated that their goal is nothing less than the extermination of all israelis? has isreal done unsavory things? possibly. but i will be honest - when your enemy has made it clear that they want you to all die, what other choice do you have?

/i will be honest with you - Islam is the problem, not the Jewish. thing is - if left the fark alone, the Israelis would cause no problems. too bad their neighbors want them all dead, eh?

Really, you would give them a pass for things like this?

i dunno, man. i give little credence to claims that seem either isolated or imaginary. it is kinda like calling vietnam vets baby killers. did some american solidiers kill civilians? sure, but it wasn't like all american soldiers were just wiping out women and children. war is hell, and honestly i don't even have a huge problem with Israel even if they WERE using "human shields". we are talking about people (Palestinians) that strap explosives to woman and children and send them into population centers to explode, after all.

/i didn't notice any "death count of alleged Palestinian human shields" on that page.

i hate to say this but i read subby's headline as "kick"

I would not want to do that.

"That's right TOAD MUCUS"

/anytime I think of postage stamps

Came here for video clip of Mila Kunis going down on Natalie Portman in "Black Swan", leaving disappointed.

tommylikewingy: Came here for video clip of Mila Kunis going down on Natalie Portman in "Black Swan", leaving disappointed.

the clip itself is damn disappointing. i saw NO labia at ALL.

She's looking kinda frumpy. And how tall is she? The Millepeid behind her can't be more than a few inches taller than her so is it a family full of little people?

I would lick a different part of her.....not her face.

just sayin

I came to say that other than her face there are a lot more places I would like to lick, but I don't know anymore she just seems to have lost it to me. Her body is great and all, but when she speaks it just turns me off.

I think I'm growing out of my Natalie phase as well. Of course, if she comes out with some hot role in a new movie soon, I'm all in.

Weeners this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v8e6-IeQ0awaQAoTVMieLw&sig2=NsFfFUd_U5 8 ZVetxtpPG4w

You have to be careful trying to lick her, she is dangerous.

Isitoveryet: just sayin

Bravo, good sir. Brav-farkin-o.
I was going to go with Droopy Dog but you hit that out of the park.