Subby needs to work on his/her math skills

Prosecutors have charged a South Dakota bar owner with raping a 12-year-old and two 14-year-old girls after plying them with drinks last month.

12 + 2 * (14) = x
12 + 28 = x
40 = x

Nice work Pythagoras

No worries subby, it makes sense to me. One of the 14 year olds was an albino fraternal twin...so counting upwise from her last hexadecimally tangential birthday you get to carry the pi (which, as everyone knows is base6 compatible) which gives you 36.

adamgreeney: I prefer 36 to be the square root of combined age for my 4-somes.

What? Each person aged 324? Your math skills are worse than Subby's!

You know the great part about thirty six year olds?

There are thirty of them!

I am confused subby, your headline makes it sound like a bad thing.

I think I should point out the blame lies entirely with these girls being out that late and enticing this fine upstanding member of the community to give them alcohol and then taking advantage of him when he was drunk.

BurnShrike: What? Each person aged 324? Your math skills are worse than Subby's!

It could be 21, 23, 25, and somewhere in the 1200s. How hot would the chicks have to be to have sex next to a human skeleton?

Maybe one of them was born on Feb 29?

Was anyone crushed in the rush to be the first to tell subby they're a dumb fark? If so, are there any photos or vids?

33 year old and her three triplets on their first birthday?

Well, if it's a MILF with two young daughters, it's totally plausible.

The little ones fall asleep, and then the 'Adult Fun Time' can begin.

/I prefer giving Benadryl to the little ones - why waste alcohol?

InOmnibusCaritas: You know what's so great about 36 year-olds?

There's 30 of them...

obvious and obligatory.

halfof33: You know the great part about thirty six year olds?

There are thirty of them!

It never ceases to amaze me just how often simuli-posts happen on Fark.

you have pee hands: BurnShrike: What? Each person aged 324? Your math skills are worse than Subby's!

It could be 21, 23, 25, and somewhere in the 1200s. How hot would the chicks have to be to have sex next to a human skeleton?

Either way, someone's getting boned.

InOmnibusCaritas: You know what's so great about 36 year-olds?

There's 30 of them...

obvious and obligatory.

Ha! Fail, you have to spell it out or the joke don't work.

/the way you told it, there are 36 one year olds which is just sick.

Werner Fajardo was in court Monday on new charges stemming from a weekend check on his Huron bar during which police say they found 11 minors.

Remember when minors in bars were 18 - 20.9 ?

Some of these middle school girls are blossoming into adults long before they ought to. Their physical form is already filled out. Large breasts, round butt. And being young, they have really taut tummies and they smell great.

I could definitely see a few of them passing themselves off as 21 year olds.

AverageAmericanGuy: Some of these middle school girls are blossoming into adults long before they ought to. Their physical form is already filled out. Large breasts, round butt. And being young, they have really taut tummies and they smell great.

I could definitely see a few of them passing themselves off as 21 year olds.

The bolded part was where you got a bit creepy...

Has anyone picked on subby's math skills yet?

AverageAmericanGuy: Some of these middle school girls... they smell great.

AverageAmericanGuy: Some of these middle school girls are blossoming into adults long before they ought to. Their physical form is already filled out. Large breasts, round butt. And being young, they have really taut tummies and they smell great.

I could definitely see a few of them passing themselves off as 21 year olds.

Sir, I am going to have to ask you to stop sniffing the children.

Reads headline: "ZOMG! That's an average age of NINE!!!"

Reads article: "ZOMG, subby needs remedial math."

Outrage can be fickle.

namegoeshere: AverageAmericanGuy: Some of these middle school girls are blossoming into adults long before they ought to. Their physical form is already filled out. Large breasts, round butt. And being young, they have really taut tummies and they smell great.

I could definitely see a few of them passing themselves off as 21 year olds.

The bolded part was where you got a bit creepy...

I only meant it in an objective way.

As an impartial observer.

perhaps someone needs to post more of those angie varona pics from yesterday's thread so everyone will know what 14 year old nubile temptresses look like.

Police say the girls said they became incapacitated after the 34-year-old Fajardo took them to his club after it had closed and served them drinks.

Not too sure about SD but bars close at 2am here. WTF are two 14 year olds and a 12 year old doing out at 2am?

To be fair, it's only rape if each of them says it 3 times.

/first time using that old joke, and probably the last (it left a bad taste)
_{//there's an openening}

imapirate: nopokerface: Nice work Pythagoras

This sort of comment is why I keep coming here. It's an insult, but at least it's an intelligent insult.

This.

I live in SD, and used to live in this town for a few years, until the turkey plant brought in thousands of mexican and Hmong immigrants and turned the place into a total shait-hole. Most of the immigrants are good people just trying to scrape out a life, but a fair share of them ruin it for everyone else. This fella who owns that bar is a transplant from Mexico, I hear from my friends who still live in that town. Huron is now the murder capital of SD. Used to be a nice place to live. Now I will drive 100 miles out of my way to avoid it...What a scuzzwad tis guy is.

rogue_L_chick: AverageAmericanGuy: Some of these middle school girls are blossoming into adults long before they ought to. Their physical form is already filled out. Large breasts, round butt. And being young, they have really taut tummies and they smell great.

I could definitely see a few of them passing themselves off as 21 year olds.

Sir, I am going to have to ask you to stop sniffing the children.

Yes, you sir. Stop sniffing the children. And put some pants on.

Does an unborn child count as a negative against the years? Then you could have two 18 year olds with a -6 month baby making the combined score less than 36.

I'm asking for a friend.

nopokerface: Nice work Pythagoras

Nice work nopokerface, LOL

\roman and greek names FTW

AverageAmericanGuy: Some of these middle school girls are blossoming into adults long before they ought to. Their physical form is already filled out. Large breasts, round butt. And being young, they have really taut tummies and they smell great.

I could definitely see a few of them passing themselves off as 21 year olds.

odd that out of all the words you managed to slam together "taut tummies" is somehow the most offputting pair.

ok..don't know exactly when bars close there but my guess would be 2am.

who would let their 12-14 yr old daughters out at that time of night?

/not excusing his behavior at all
//whar parenting? whar!?

One of these days I'll create the list of FARK tricks to maximize clicks and posts in these threads. Near the top of this list will be "mods allowing/encouraging deliberate errors in headlines."

AFTER he's charged, he gets busted for minors in his bar?

How dumb is this guy?

Whats the best thing about boning a 12 year old and 2 14 year olds?

/Flipping them over and pretending they are an 8 year old and two 10 year olds
//just wrong......I know.

Which one was born on Leap Day?

Here ya go subby...

So, does this mean that three out four people enjoy gang rape?