I'm sure parents who buy their children Hanna Montana crap aren't too pleased that their little snowflake's role model smokes the old MJ. She can't very well have her cash cow drying up now, can she?

I didn't know Miley and Kelly Osbourne are friends. Miley smoking pot should be the least of anyone's worries right now.

I thought they said PSYCH at the very beginning claiming it was salvia she was smoking, and that it's just a running joke with her friends that she's a pothead.

/She's a pothead

That's too bad... I thought the pot smoking thing actually made her hotter.

Sarcasm peddling-much like everything else she does-isn't her forte.

Oh Miley, don't be like Lawrence Taylor at a sugar cane factory.

The only thing that pops into my head seeing the first photo Wellon posted is "wow, save it for the OB/GYN please. I love the stirrups though."

Hi, I'm Shawn Spencer and this is my associate, No-Talent Attention Whore.

The Homer Tax: We were doing the Christmassy thing at my Sister In Law's house last weeked (cookies and such) and the satellite radio was on Holly.

Some song came on and I thought "Who is this dude? He has a terrible voice" So I checked the display and it said "Miley Cyrus."

I know, I know. CSB. I swear it's true, though.

Hehehe I pissed off my girlfriend's daughter one day. We were riding in the car and she plugged her ipod into the carjack and starts playing her music. Well this girl comes on and starts singing. My GF's daughter asks "do you like this song?" and me (trying to make her happy) said "yea, what's her name singing?"...."HIS name is Justin Beiber..." That was the first time I had ever heard him singing.

Oops

Dear Miley,
Please pose for Playboy, or leak nude cell phone pics so you can have another 15 minutes of fame, and we can all finally see what you've clearly been dying to show off for at least 3 years now.

Sincerely,
The world

Nothing worse than a pothead who won't admit it.

frepnog: i know who beiber is (and actually liked his stint on SNL) but i have never heard him sing. does he REALLY sound like a girl, or were you just being an asshole?

/honestly interested, but not enough to youtube search a beiber clip

I swear on all that is holy/unholy/etc I was not trying to be an asshole. He honestly sounds like a girl, and puberty will hit him like a sack of bricks when it comes.

I'm trying to win favor with this little girl so she doesn't tell mom that I suck! Kinda screwed the pooch on that instance though...

I'd eat every inch of her.

If you care, please kill yourself.