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(Some Fraulein) Weird German woman hasn't used money for 15 years, gets through punishing financial crisis without a mark on her   (wakeup-world.com) divider line 50
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2011-11-28 09:56:37 PM
Let's be franc, that's pretty awesome.
 
2011-11-28 10:13:49 PM
WTF Indeed: Let's be franc, that's pretty awesome.

Mark my words, she'll come to regret this.
 
2011-11-28 10:14:51 PM
Wow she is so euro.
 
2011-11-28 10:18:38 PM
Give that lady a crown
 
2011-11-28 10:21:22 PM
*yuan*

This story is so shallow and pedantic.
 
2011-11-28 10:22:02 PM
I guess she won at life.
 
2011-11-28 10:25:25 PM
Baht what will she do when she's too old and frail to do these odd jobs?
 
2011-11-28 10:26:18 PM
I wonder if this helped her keep off the pounds.
 
2011-11-28 10:44:00 PM
I heard she went to a carnival. She tried one of those hammer games with the bell on top; she would've won a prize, but she couldn't ringgit.
 
2011-11-28 10:44:24 PM
Dong.


dong.
 
2011-11-28 10:50:35 PM
Arbeit macht frei
 
2011-11-28 11:04:44 PM
It would be great not to peso much just to live.
 
2011-11-28 11:08:37 PM
Seems a bit drachmatic
 
2011-11-28 11:29:04 PM
www.wearysloth.com

What's it like working for a Nazi, Eddie? Is he paying you in dollars or reichmarks?
 
2011-11-29 12:25:51 AM
God, I can't believe I totally missed my exact choice in the headline. I should probably read those to the end.

Screw it, I'm off to drown my shame in Birr before the Litas get here and make fun of me.
 
2011-11-29 12:54:14 AM
So she isn't sheckeled to the ATM?
 
2011-11-29 01:29:27 AM
Relatively Obscure: God, I can't believe I totally missed my exact choice in the headline. I should probably read those to the end.

Screw it, I'm off to drown my shame in Birr before the Litas get here and make fun of me.


I'm not entirely sure what you're on about, but they can fix typos in the headline if you ask nicely.
 
2011-11-29 02:01:49 AM
What a happy ending to communism for that story. It's so beautiful. Why hasn't the world tried this sooner?
 
2011-11-29 02:42:02 AM
muck4doo: What a happy ending to communism for that story. It's so beautiful. Why hasn't the world tried this sooner?

she took the biggest decision of her life: to live without money. Her children had moved out so she sold the apartment in Dortmund and decided to live nomadically, trading things and services for everything she needed


She's using a barter system. It's great that's she's discovered a way to pull it off several thousand years after it's obsolescence, but there's a reason we invented coins in the first place. Her world is merely so small she can sustain it.

Imagine finding a magic box that created 3 piping hot meals a day. If you had that box, you could live forever without planting so much as single seed in the garden for food. If you had a family of five to care for, the box would not be enough.

She's all on her own in a world ruled by avarice and fiat money. We're literally overflowing with goods and food in the west. She's in one of the most affluent countries in the world. Of course she can barter her way though each day. She'd already laid down a huge network and shiat like that. The problem is that in a barter economy, just like a capitalist or communist or whatever economy, eventually you run into to people who are trading something nobody wants or can't find a good trade in return. This happens in hours in a normal sized marketplace. If it's your job or life you can spend all day (sometimes days) looking for a way to make a profitable trade. But if you've got kids to feed or animals to care for or crops to harvest or anything time sensitive or worthwhile in your life you're gonna up shiat creek. That's were money comes in handy. There's no worry about finding the person who wants what you have if you have money. Everyone wants that.
 
2011-11-29 03:14:18 AM
muck4doo: What a happy ending to communism for that story. It's so beautiful. Why hasn't the world tried this sooner?

Whole advanced civilizations have come and gone without their citizens ever needing to go the shop next door to make change.
 
2011-11-29 05:03:22 AM
This works because she was well off to begin with.

She lives on her reputation now.

If the average homeless guy off the street tried to start doing this he would be chased off every time he proposed a barter to "those that have", especially when it comes to finding a place to perform the four S's (sleep, shiat, shower, shave). She was established, started a swap shop and rode the momentum. She's a minor celebrity now, that's a door opener in itself.

I've thought of stuff like this before. The most obtainable thing I've been able to come up with is to build a container home on land I've bought outright and instead of working full time - after obtaining the land - make a living writing books and pursuing my hobbies professionally, maybe the occasional build out contract. Unless one of my books actually takes off sending my profits skyward I imagine I could just squeek by and be comfortable. I could theoretically focus on living instead of making a living.
 
2011-11-29 06:09:57 AM
Sounds a little like the Digger's Free Store.
 
2011-11-29 06:27:33 AM
FTFA: "Her small venture was a place where anyone could trade stuff and skills for other things and skills they needed, without a single coin or banknote changing hands. Old clothes could be traded in return for kitchen appliances, and car service rendered in return for plumbing services, and so on."

Can't do that in the states, the IRS wants its cut. We had an exchange something like that in our area and it got shut down. If you trade for something of value, or you receive a service, you are supposed to report the value of that good or service as income. And then the state steps in and asks "where's the sales tax?". The government doesn't like it if you try to go off the grid. If they catch you, they make an example of you as a warning to others.

Oh, and the woman in the store is a bit loonie.
 
2011-11-29 06:50:45 AM
Sim Tree: I'm not entirely sure what you're on about, but they can fix typos in the headline if you ask nicely.

That's not what I was on about. I busted out the 'mark' pun without in thread without realizing it was already in the headline. Because I suck.
 
2011-11-29 06:53:26 AM
What some call "barter" others call "tax evasion."
 
2011-11-29 07:10:44 AM
So she gave up thaler money?
 
2011-11-29 07:18:28 AM
Interesting, but she lives off the fact that the rest of society functions normally. She isn't an actual parasite, but if she gets sick or the people around her start having a harder time and can't give her barter work she'll starve to death.
 
2011-11-29 07:52:02 AM
Wait until she gets really sick. Not wishing anything on her, but what if she gets a major illness as she ages?
 
2011-11-29 08:04:34 AM
"So you decided to be a bum."
 
2011-11-29 08:17:42 AM
pgh9fan: Wait until she gets really sick. Not wishing anything on her, but what if she gets a major illness as she ages?

Pretty sure germany has nationalized medical, an ex in laws parents still live there and he hates the system since unless you are about to die they weren't giving treatment to him so he came to the states for treatment.
 
2011-11-29 08:24:28 AM
Heidemarie doesn't even have health insurance as she didn't want to be accused of stealing from the state, and says she relies on the power of self-healing whenever she gets a little sick.

Uhhhhh...I think I see some potential problems ahead.
 
2011-11-29 08:28:15 AM
Something tells me that although she lives without money, she isn't without money either.
 
2011-11-29 08:48:24 AM
Shostie: Baht what will she do when she's too old and frail to do these odd jobs?

You don't ever become "too old and frail". People like this work until they drop dead, and they wouldn't have it any other way.

The obnoxious part is that she thinks she's on to something when really she's lucky and simple-minded. Now, simple-minded doesn't mean stupid, but it means one's mind is kept engaged by doing stuff like washing dishes. Me, I'd go mad. And someone with a debilitating condition isn't as likely to last.
 
2011-11-29 09:52:12 AM
You don't need money if you have a vagina. What kind of "services" do you think she was performing?
 
2011-11-29 10:09:22 AM
I knew this story would say she made her living in trade.
 
2011-11-29 10:20:08 AM
Coelacanth:
Whole advanced civilizations have come and gone without their citizens ever needing to go the shop next door to make change.

It's a little easier when you can break the money into pieces and they retain proportional value. I tear a $2 bill in half, and I have two worthless pieces of green paper with interesting art on them.
 
2011-11-29 10:29:23 AM
DarthBrooks: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

What's it like working for a Nazi, Eddie? Is he paying you in dollars or reichmarks?


jonathondsvendsen.files.wordpress.com

I may not make an honest buck, but I'm 100% American.
And I don't work for no two-bit Nazi.


Eddie Valentine 2012
 
2011-11-29 11:29:31 AM
I hope she doesn't have colon problems later on, otherwise she'll be shilling for some serious medical treatment.
 
2011-11-29 11:29:52 AM
pgh9fan: Wait until she gets really sick. Not wishing anything on her, but what if she gets a major illness as she ages?

Self-healing! (aka Death)

Yen will she realize this doesn't work in a modern society. What a doubloon.
 
2011-11-29 11:31:35 AM
It just seems that she's just shilling for her store.
 
2011-11-29 12:20:17 PM
Comic Book Guy: I hope she doesn't have colon problems later on, otherwise she'll be shilling for some serious medical treatment.

My dad had a problem with his colon. It led to excessive farthing.
 
2011-11-29 12:34:48 PM
Surly U. Jest: Comic Book Guy: I hope she doesn't have colon problems later on, otherwise she'll be shilling for some serious medical treatment.

My dad had a problem with his colon. It led to excessive farthing.


That sounds like a rial shiatstorm.
 
2011-11-29 01:10:12 PM
Comic Book Guy: Surly U. Jest: Comic Book Guy: I hope she doesn't have colon problems later on, otherwise she'll be shilling for some serious medical treatment.

My dad had a problem with his colon. It led to excessive farthing.

That sounds like a rial shiatstorm.


Yeah, no kidding. Yuan day my Dad, Franc, had an attack after dinar that was so bad he thought he injured his colon. It did leave a mark, so he had to take a baht.
 
2011-11-29 02:06:42 PM
Coelacanth: muck4doo: What a happy ending to communism for that story. It's so beautiful. Why hasn't the world tried this sooner?

Whole advanced civilizations have come and gone without their citizens ever needing to go the shop next door to make change.


Gone being the key word there. Nothing is stopping any nation from switching back to the barter system. And yet none do without something like the complete collapse of their economy necessitating it.

Trading chickens for milk makes a lot of sense when everything available to you is within walking distance. Farther than that and those become cumbersome and tend to spoil.

The nice thing about money is that it stores well and is easy to transport.
 
2011-11-29 02:13:11 PM
oldass31: DarthBrooks: [www.wearysloth.com image 320x240]

What's it like working for a Nazi, Eddie? Is he paying you in dollars or reichmarks?

[jonathondsvendsen.files.wordpress.com image 300x293]

I may not make an honest buck, but I'm 100% American.
And I don't work for no two-bit Nazi.


Eddie Valentine 2012


upload.wikimedia.org

Easy, Frankenstein. You ain't bulletproof.
 
2011-11-29 02:32:51 PM
www.antiquiet.com
 
2011-11-29 02:40:23 PM
BigBooper: Can't do that in the states, the IRS wants its cut. We had an exchange something like that in our area and it got shut down. If you trade for something of value, or you receive a service, you are supposed to report the value of that good or service as income. And then the state steps in and asks "where's the sales tax?". The government doesn't like it if you try to go off the grid. If they catch you, they make an example of you as a warning to others.Oh, and the woman in the store is a bit loonie.

Europe has VAT rather than sales tax, so obviously trading second hand goods with each other accrues no tax normally (as otherwise the seller would be able to claim back the portion of VAT for the decrease in value of the item since they bought it, rather than the government getting any more tax). The income from trading those items could be taxable in other ways - for example a second hand book shop has to pay tax, or someone buying and selling on ebay or amazon could potentially be liable for income tax if they made enough money on the items for HMRC to be interested (this wouldn't including selling items you bought new for example, only making money buying and selling).

Doing jobs for other people and being paid in kind would accrue income tax liability, but again it would only matter if the scale is large enough for the tax authority to become interested, so the more successful such a scheme became (and the more news articles about it), the more likely the people taking part would get investigated.

/IANAA, etc.
 
2011-11-29 05:33:32 PM
OMG.. the woman is a genius, she just re-invented bartering that all societies relied on before coming up with the invention or concept of money.
/sarcasm

Good for her tho.
 
2011-11-29 06:51:55 PM
Hilariously, she doesn't use her state's social services, but instead believes in the power of "self healing". When she collapses from whatever untreated ailment finally makes it past the bulwark of her belief-system, she'll still be picked up off the street by an ambulance and treated at a hospital, pretty much wiping out all the value of the vital dishwashing service she's provided in the last 15 years, and then some. Also, barter systems are too inefficient to give rise to specialized professions like doctors, let alone provide the medicines, tools and research required to allow them to function effectively, so far only currency-systems are able to create that level of efficiency.

She's just riding the coattails of an established currency-based society; If everyone did as she did, the system would break into bits almost instantly as consumer and producer repeatedly failed to connect with each other in a system that requires all steps of a supply chain and the end-user to be within walking distance of one of her "give-and-take" flea market labor booths. Just think of all the in-kind transactions that have to take place for someone who needs a washing machine to get one from the 1000-or-so people who make every part and labor of that supply chain, from miners, oil refiners, and engineers to farmers who produce the food required for all those people to work. Everyone would have to have some discrete item or service that another in the chain wanted for anything at all to be built/traded.

Stupid system, bad journalism for allowing people to believe this is lifestyle is achievable for any but a few folks in a society.
 
2011-11-29 08:05:42 PM
Relatively Obscure: WTF Indeed: Let's be franc, that's pretty awesome.

Mark my words, she'll come to regret this.


Like the day she she's diagnosed with cancer or some other horrible old person disease.
 
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