Ah, virgins. The last bastion of the non-economically motivated self important.

Aw man. Not a Twilight series!

I like having the confidence of knowing that no matter what, my sex life is better than theirs.

homeschooled: melaniethepanda: I just can't stop watching this video.

Seriously? Once was enough for me. The second time to get the screenshot of the awkward kissing was straight up painful.

This brings up another point, I think it's really tacky to tongue kiss at your wedding. THERE I SAID IT. I SAID IT BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE IT. Don't do it. I hate it.

You would not be a fan of my friend's father, who is the only minister I've ever actually liked. He tends to stop weddings after the kiss with a 'Oh come on, that was pathetic. Really kiss her!'

Of course, it's a Presbyterian Church and they actually allow gay ministers now, so they don't all have giant sticks up their ass.

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I like to think this video is always appropriate whenever one of TLC's docu-freakshows is mentioned.

R.I.P. Left Eye

Robo Beat: I like to think this video is always appropriate whenever one of TLC's docu-freakshows is mentioned.

"Uterus cannon" made me laugh so hard it hurt. I had to pause the video to collect myself and everything.

I wonder if all that face-eating is due to a total lack of experience or years and years of pent-up urges finally being released for the first time ever.

I work with a guy sometimes who is still a virgin because Jesus.

Personally I believe in spurring a horse around the pasture before I drive it. If I'm going to commit I need to make sure everything is there and works.

/with certain allowances for certain medical conditions I guess?

That had to be a joke. Did SNL do a fake TLC promo? Please say they did. That was too absurd to be real.

As someone who was once the first guy to kiss a very straight-laced Catholic girl (though, she was not nearly as bad as these crazy folks), I'm getting a kick out of these replies...


Shostie: GAT_00: You would not be a fan of my friend's father, who is the only minister I've ever actually liked. He tends to stop weddings after the kiss with a 'Oh come on, that was pathetic. Really kiss her!'

Years ago, I went with my parents to the wedding of the daughter of some family friends. The bride was Catholic and the groom was Baptist. Tradition dictated that there would be a Catholic wedding. So, basically you ended up with a church that was filled half with Catholics and half with Baptists.

The priest was a bit of a loose cannon in the diocese. Father Cuddy. Straight from Ireland and slightly mad.

So they get to the end of the wedding, the bride and groom kiss, and Father Cuddy introduces the newly married couple with: "May I introduce to you all Mr. and Mrs. [redacted]. What last night was a sin, is tonight their duty.

Laughter from the Catholic side, gasps of horror from the Baptists.

lulz.\

Lol indeed. Every diocese is required to have at least one slightly nutty Irish priest, by canon law. My diocese had Father Rynne, may God rest his drunken Irish soul, until his recent passing. I swear, that man turned the end of his Masses into a comedy routine.

Shostie: Laughter from the Catholic side, gasps of horror from the Baptists.

Ah Catholics. For as serious as they get what with their confessing and flagellating, and mourning Jesus and all the Saints that died for us because they were so superior to us... they at least know how to embrace life and live a little.

Catholic Heaven is awesome!

Jocundry: Christian Bale: R.I.P. Left Eye

I just watched some Behind the Music thing on them. I saw the headline and was confused. I think Chili and T-boz probably haven't been virgins for a long time. And I think they probably have a little more class than filming virgins kissing for the very first time.


I thought they might be virgins in the lesbian sense, and might be kissing for the first time. "Biscuit kissing" if you know what I mean. And filmed it. Very disappointed to find out what the show was really about.

Jocundry: Christian Bale: R.I.P. Left Eye

I just watched some Behind the Music thing on them. I saw the headline and was confused. I think Chili and T-boz probably haven't been virgins for a long time. And I think they probably have a little more class than filming virgins kissing for the very first time.

That was pretty similar to my first kiss.

Except I was 13, and we both had braces. This is in around 1993, so braces were still the lunks of metal welded to denti and raw wire strung through.

I learned later that vigorous frenching should not taste like pennies. And, that you should not have to get stitches on your penis after oral sex.

ZMugg: Jocundry: Christian Bale: R.I.P. Left Eye

I just watched some Behind the Music thing on them. I saw the headline and was confused. I think Chili and T-boz probably haven't been virgins for a long time. And I think they probably have a little more class than filming virgins kissing for the very first time.

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I am curious. Was that WIll's first and last kiss to a girl?

KatjaMouse: That had to be a joke. Did SNL do a fake TLC promo? Please say they did. That was too absurd to be real.

My phone didn't like the link so I couldn't watch it...but the premise isn't unreal. I worked with a guy who didn't kiss his wife until their wedding, he was damn proud of it. He also hung religious posters up at work until people started complaining. He was a strange guy.

Imagine when she's under the covers.

/you know what I'm saying

SpookyEyes: KatjaMouse: That had to be a joke. Did SNL do a fake TLC promo? Please say they did. That was too absurd to be real.

My phone didn't like the link so I couldn't watch it...but the premise isn't unreal. I worked with a guy who didn't kiss his wife until their wedding, he was damn proud of it. He also hung religious posters up at work until people started complaining. He was a strange guy.

No, I'm not doubting that it's real. I've known people like that too and I've rolled my eyes just as much. You really have to see the video though. Then you'll ask the same thing.

Like a virgin,
Eatin' your face for the very first time
Like a virgin,
I taste the lunch meat you ate at nine

Those two don't just look like they've never kissed anyone before. They look like THEY'VE NEVER SEEN ANYONE KISS ANYONE BEFORE.

For fark's sake, it's not that hard to translate what you see into what you do.

this is how i imagine fish make out.

Robo Beat: I like to think this video is always appropriate whenever one of TLC's docu-freakshows is mentioned.

I lost it with Dwarf Hoarders.
I see a house stuffed with dwarves, overflowing from drawers, stacked in corners like so many bundles of newspaper, all alive and complaining loudly about the smell of their fellow hoardees. But they just continue to stay stuffed in cupboards & under tables. It's not like they're chained up or kept prisoner, they just keep piling up. New ones walk in the door, take off their shoes & find a spot to flop down in, adding their complaints to the chorus.
If you don't like the smell, why are you just laying there stinking?!

The virgins: didn't they ever practice kissing their own hand or pillow their cousin or .... SOMETHING? It's like a pair of dying fish flopping around in the air and accidentally smacking into each other.