If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Jacksonville.com)   Look, one more time- if you buy a hooker and the sex is no good, do not kidnap her baby and leave it in a field. How many times do we need to go over this, people of Florida?   (jacksonville.com) divider line 28
    More: Florida, Florida Department, Volusia County, Seville, kidnappings, Human sexual activity, baby  
•       •       •

5581 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Nov 2011 at 3:31 AM (3 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



28 Comments   (+0 »)
   

Archived thread
 
2011-11-29 03:36:19 AM  
This is why I support global warming. Full ice cap melt please.
 
2011-11-29 03:36:22 AM  
someone paid money to hit that?
 
2011-11-29 03:41:11 AM  
I don't want to be mean, but that is a goofy headline. I'll go read the article now. Maybe the headline will become less goofy if I do.
 
2011-11-29 04:16:33 AM  
I had to admit it was a bit of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
 
2011-11-29 04:17:03 AM  
Nobody leaves Baby in a cornfield.
 
2011-11-29 04:24:24 AM  
Wasn't this the plot of Raising Arizona?
 
2011-11-29 04:25:15 AM  
How is babby hooker?
 
GBB
2011-11-29 05:03:41 AM  
Nobody "buys" a hooker subby. You rent them.
 
2011-11-29 05:24:56 AM  
Why is the hooker still alive the day after?
 
2011-11-29 05:28:01 AM  
Gross. Hookers have babies?
 
2011-11-29 05:52:56 AM  
pedobear in the making?


was having sex with a 30 year old, got bored, didnt like it and took the 1 year old!
 
2011-11-29 05:54:06 AM  
It's something in the water. Cut the damn state lose and let's move on with the latest news on the Beebs.
 
2011-11-29 06:10:23 AM  
I thought that was standard operating procedure?
 
2011-11-29 06:15:33 AM  
If he had cum quicker none of this would have happened? Kidnapping and abandoning a baby is always the right thing to do when you aren't sexually satisfied.
How much did he pay her anyhow?
 
2011-11-29 06:22:46 AM  
I was going to ask you young horny guys if it was the norm these days for a 23 yo to pay for sex. Then I came across this:


media2.myfoxorlando.com

Carlos Rivera, 23

That's 23? I can see why he has to shell out $$ to get laid. In another year he's going to have more chins than the Exxon guy.
 
2011-11-29 06:25:44 AM  
How heartless, I would have at least left the baby with a cell phone so she had a way to call for help.
 
2011-11-29 08:11:05 AM  
Decriminalize, normalize it and most of the problems will go away. And hookers will be better looking.
 
2011-11-29 08:27:06 AM  
www.news4jax.com

Jamieboy: That's 23? I can see why he has to shell out $$ to get laid. In another year he's going to have more chins than the Exxon guy.


Seems like he didn't have all that much $$ to shell out.

At least the baby is cute.

Wait, that came out wrong...
 
2011-11-29 08:27:55 AM  
so where should I leave it?

/so confused
 
2011-11-29 08:33:15 AM  
F*cked up eyebrows is a common trait among all these gals. It costs 20 at any salon to get them done.

/pieve
 
2011-11-29 08:36:25 AM  
It looks like subby's message needs to go to the people of Mexico.
 
2011-11-29 08:37:19 AM  
ftfa: "Investigators said she suspected Rivera had taken the girl but didn't want the child's father to find out she had sex with him."

So wait, the little girl had sex with the Rivera?
Or did the child's father have sex with the baby?

I hate pronouns.

/more like connouns
 
2011-11-29 10:59:20 AM  
Wiley was charged with child neglect after failing to report her missing daughter to authorities, the Sheriff's Office said.

How often do you see in TV and movies cops giving someone the brush off for reporting someone missing too soon? She probably thought she couldn't report the kid missing yet. (Yes, you and I are rational enough to go "rules for walking, talking adults are different from those for toddlers", but she has to hook for money, she can't be that bright.)
 
2011-11-29 11:20:09 AM  

flowdawg: At least the baby is cute.


All babies are cute. Just wait until she grows up. Might not be so cute then.
 
2011-11-29 01:42:24 PM  
I'd hit it.
With a hammer.
 
2011-11-29 02:20:47 PM  
"Lupita Gonzalez was hospitalized with dehydration and insect bites after being abandoned."

In Florida that takes about eight minutes...
 
2011-11-29 05:58:50 PM  
FTFA: Wiley was charged with child neglect after failing to report her missing daughter to authorities, the Sheriff's Office said.

Yeah, well, good luck making that charge stick. This is Florida. Casey Anthony failed to report her dead daughter's disappearance for a month and the only thing they could convict her of was lying to authorities.
 
2011-11-29 08:58:06 PM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Nobody leaves Baby in a cornfield.


WINNAR
 
Displayed 28 of 28 comments



This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »
On Twitter





In Other Media


  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.

Report