It's not too late to jump on the Perry Train....

Daddy's Big Pink Man-Squirrel: shanrick: He has a toenail on the end of his penis.

That is the Helm of Levi, a special bit of armor worn by high-ranking Mormons to keep their sacred inseminator from getting chafed.

That magic underwear is rough stuff.

 

I've heard that they are made from burlap-sack cloth.

what_now: Dude. Just buy me the beer.

NEVAR!!

He thinks mayonnaise is an "ethnic" food.

mrshowrules: vernonFL: Favorite sexual position: missionary with the lights out, shower before and after.

You forgot mormon prayer before, during and after each shower. They no longer have to pray during sex ever since a new tablet was found in the desert in June 2002.

I honestly couldn't tell you if you're joking, or if that's true.

Religion!

Milk toast.

/real men prefer milk steak boiled over-hard

Uh-huh. At night he gets high and listens to "Slow Ride".

He thinks he's Bulworth.

East Coast liberals were once Republicans. Mitt is the last of his breed. Socially liberal and fiscally liberal in the classical sense (neoliberal).

That said, I don't think he has any real ideological loyalties. He just wants to be President.

I can't wait to ask all my right-wing buddies that are forced to vote for Romney in an effort to oust the Kenyan Usurper:

"Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Rommunist Party?"

He sometimes lets loose and says "Heck."

He was once accused of "trying to bribe" a park ranger.

Such scandal! Why I nevah-- *swoons, faints*

10. Favorite Band: A Flock of Seagulls

nekom: 6. One time, he saw a blimp.

RON PAUL!

I hope our friends in the Tea Party get the word so they can nominate a more upstanding and electable person, like Perry or Bachmann.

mrshowrules: LasersHurt: mrshowrules: vernonFL: Favorite sexual position: missionary with the lights out, shower before and after.

You forgot mormon prayer before, during and after each shower. They no longer have to pray during sex ever since a new tablet was found in the desert in June 2002.

I honestly couldn't tell you if you're joking, or if that's true.

Religion!

I sense a new law. Along the line of Poe's Law or Arthur C. Clark's rule "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"

Any sufficiently insane premise cannot be dismissed as not being part of Religion by a neutral a non-religious observer.

The Mrshowrules/LasersHurt Law. It needs to be shortened.

The LaserShow law.

vernonFL: His father is Mexican.

More amusing than that: his father was a natural-born Mexican who ran for the presidency of the United States TWICE.

DarnoKonrad: East Coast liberals were once Republicans. Mitt is the last of his breed. Socially liberal and fiscally liberal in the classical sense (neoliberal).

That said, I don't think he has any real ideological loyalties. He just wants to be President. girls are hip I really dig those styles they wear, and the southern girls, with the way they talk, they knock me out when I'm down there. The midwest farmer's daughters really make you feel all right, and the northern girls, with the way they kiss they keep their boyfriends warm at night.


Oh wait, I'm sorry. That didn't fixing at all.

When Rom gets the Nom (Romnomnom), all the haters will fall in line behind him and declare him the Most Conservative Thing Since Reagan.

The same thing happened in 08. "We don't want McCain we don't want McCain we don't want McCain... McCain won? WOOO MCCAIN HE'S AWESOME!" And that was before he brought on Caribou Barbi.

Mitters will likely get a Teaparty favorite and it'll be a repeat of 08.

There are five things about Mitt Romney that are constant? This alone is newsworthy.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: 8. His favorite movie is Turner & Hooch.

I don't know if you intended it, but I can't hear that line without thinking of MST3K's Tom Servo singing it in Operation Double 007.