If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(Fox News) Sad Three 1%'er "asset managers" suddenly have lot more of their own to manage as they split a $254 million powerball jackpot after buying a single ticket on a whim at a gas station   (foxnews.com) divider line 208
More: Sad, Powerball, Christmas Is..., Connecticut, lump sums, lot, Greenwich  
•       •       •

10358 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Nov 2011 at 6:08 PM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»   |    Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends! shirt it!



208 Comments   (+0 »)
   

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Last | Show all
 
2011-11-28 04:50:09 PM
They're just savvy investors who made it big off of their own know-how and hooter piñata.
 
2011-11-28 04:52:48 PM
At least they can say they came by this money honestly.
 
2011-11-28 04:56:07 PM
Well, there's nothing that says 1%ers can't by Powerball tickets, too, I guess.

sonsabiatches
 
2011-11-28 05:01:32 PM
If you're managing someone else's assets you probably aren't in the 1%.
 
2011-11-28 05:04:49 PM
James!: If you're managing someone else's assets you probably aren't in the 1%.

Yeah, this, A good friend of mine was an asset coordinator, and let me tell you, that is a shiat job.
 
2011-11-28 05:16:21 PM
Sad tag? Really?
 
2011-11-28 05:23:53 PM
If "most" will go to charity, they would have set up a charitable trust and saved a boatload of taxes. (They would get a small percentage annually to administrate it.)
 
2011-11-28 05:27:41 PM
TheHighlandHowler: If "most" will go to charity, they would have set up a charitable trust and saved a boatload of taxes. (They would get a small percentage annually to administrate it.)

Um...

"Greg Skidmore, Brandon Lacoff and Tim Davidson came forward as trustees for The Putnam Avenue Family Trust..."

Actually, they did the smart thing with that.

And submitter, my earlier joke notwithstanding, getting butthurt over who won a Powerball jackpot doesn't make you any less bitter if you are complaining because they are already rich or because they are someone with no education sitting in a trailer park collecting disability or because they are an immigrant who barely speaks English or any other reason people complain about. It's totally random. It happens.
 
2011-11-28 05:38:09 PM
It's their ticket. *shrug*
 
2011-11-28 05:44:34 PM
Nabb1: "Greg Skidmore, Brandon Lacoff and Tim Davidson came forward as trustees for The Putnam Avenue Family Trust..."

That doesn't mean it's a charitable trust.
 
2011-11-28 06:12:12 PM
Yea, we're slightly richer!
 
2011-11-28 06:12:29 PM
BroVinny: James!: If you're managing someone else's assets you probably aren't in the 1%.

Yeah, this, A good friend of mine was an asset coordinator, and let me tell you, that is a shiat job.


Nah, asset managers who are based in that part of Connecticut are generally running hedge funds or something similar. Serious, serious money.

Not that I have a problem with this. There's no rule against them playing the lotto.
 
2011-11-28 06:12:52 PM
jehovahs witness protection: Sad tag? Really?

Sad because these funds aren't subject to the Bush tax cuts amirite?
 
2011-11-28 06:13:35 PM
Here in Orlando a wealthy dermatologist has hit it big a couple of times. First was the powerball then one of those 10k ones.
 
2011-11-28 06:16:19 PM
Man, the rich just can't get enough of taking money from poor people.
 
2011-11-28 06:16:23 PM
www.washingtoncitypaper.com
 
2011-11-28 06:16:34 PM
I say thank god the money went to job the job creators. if it went to poor people they'd just blow all the money and spend it. now it can sit in a bank somewhere not being loaned out to anyone who needs the money.
 
2011-11-28 06:17:13 PM
BroVinny: James!: If you're managing someone else's assets you probably aren't in the 1%.

Yeah, this, A good friend of mine was an asset coordinator, and let me tell you, that is a shiat job.


You're both dumb. An asset manager in Con. could have a book of 1-2 billion. Easy. They tend to get 1% of that to the firm annually. they tend to get 45% of that. 9,000,000/annual on the low end? Yeah, I'd call that a 1%er.

/Can't hate, but I reserve the right to curse my own terrible luck.
 
2011-11-28 06:19:51 PM
This makes me wonder.. if a member of any of the various occupy movements buys a winning lotto ticket, do they have to leave the park? If they suddenly make, e.g. $2 million, wouldn't they be part of the 1%?
 
2011-11-28 06:20:49 PM
NASAM: Yea, we're slightly richer!

came for this. leaving satisfied.
 
2011-11-28 06:20:57 PM
That coward David Lopan: BroVinny: James!: If you're managing someone else's assets you probably aren't in the 1%.

Yeah, this, A good friend of mine was an asset coordinator, and let me tell you, that is a shiat job.

You're both dumb. An asset manager in Con. could have a book of 1-2 billion. Easy. They tend to get 1% of that to the firm annually. they tend to get 45% of that. 9,000,000/annual on the low end? Yeah, I'd call that a 1%er.

/Can't hate, but I reserve the right to curse my own terrible luck.


There's this cool new thing called the internet. (new window)

/they don't seem evil.
 
2011-11-28 06:21:33 PM
Good for them!
 
2011-11-28 06:23:46 PM
HAH! they're finally richer than those snooty ATM machines.
 
2011-11-28 06:24:39 PM
Am I in before the conspiracy theorists?
 
2011-11-28 06:25:01 PM
depmode98: I say thank god the money went to job the job creators. if it went to poor people they'd just blow all the money and spend it. now it can sit in a bank somewhere not being loaned out to anyone who needs the money.

You know banks agree to hang on to your money for you (with interest) so they can loan it to others at a profit right?
 
2011-11-28 06:25:37 PM
What were they doing at that gas station in the first place? My guess : "soup kitchen".
 
2011-11-28 06:25:56 PM
That coward David Lopan: You're both dumb. An asset manager in Con. could have a book of 1-2 billion. Easy. They tend to get 1% of that to the firm annually. they tend to get 45% of that. 9,000,000/annual on the low end? Yeah, I'd call that a 1%er.

/Can't hate, but I reserve the right to curse my own terrible luck.


I'm guessing there are "assets" and then there are "assets". My friend's job basically consisted of keeping an inventory of all the company track-worthy assets (PCs, monitors, printers, etc.). He managed well over a million dollars worth of equipment, but I doubt he was getting paid more than I. And, as I said, it looked like a shiat job.
 
2011-11-28 06:26:35 PM
consciousNOT: Good for them!

This.
 
2011-11-28 06:28:30 PM
There was a VP at a company I worked for years ago. He hit a $25 million jackpot. I once asked him why he still worked - turns out that the lottery annuity was sent directly to the IRS and it paid his taxes. Just think about the amount of cash he was pulling down if it went to cover his taxes. That lottery did not have a cash prize - just the annuity
 
2011-11-28 06:30:18 PM
Bacontastesgood: What were they doing at that gas station in the first place? My guess : "soup kitchen".

Perhaps they were looking for a downtrodden soul with whom they could test a nature vs. nurture experiment by offering him a position with their firm.
 
2011-11-28 06:30:24 PM
James!: If you're managing someone else's assets you probably aren't in the 1%.

i.imgur.com

"These guys are RICH; the guys who own the assets they're managing are WEALTHY!"
 
2011-11-28 06:31:05 PM
Lol awesome! Although I don't believe in "luck" myself, this is one of those things that makes you think "Some people just have all the luck!".
 
2011-11-28 06:31:51 PM
Congrats
/Off to play the lottery
 
2011-11-28 06:32:45 PM
depmode98: I say thank god the money went to job the job creators. if it went to poor people they'd just blow all the money and spend it. now it can sit in a bank somewhere not being loaned out to anyone who needs the money.

You know how I know you don't know what a bank is?
 
2011-11-28 06:33:34 PM
According to the "Find the Best (new window)" website (I know next to nothing about these matters, someone else can provide a more trusted source if this doesn't jive, Bellpointe Asset Management Llc manages about $82 million in assets, with an average account balance a hair over $100,000. Depending on your definition of "1%" that may nor may not qualify them, but when compared to the big boys, that's not even pocket change.

Really, truly is just a small business owner & a couple of his partners who got lucky.
 
2011-11-28 06:35:17 PM
Treygreen13: [www.washingtoncitypaper.com image 640x278]

Hah!

Also:

i.imgur.com
 
2011-11-28 06:40:06 PM
The book "Candide" seems relevant to this somehow.
 
2011-11-28 06:43:37 PM
Eh. Most poor people who win the lottery blow it all anyways. At least these guys might keep a hold on the money.
 
2011-11-28 06:44:16 PM
SN1987a goes boom: The book "Candide" seems relevant to this somehow.

Their vision is now panglossy?
 
2011-11-28 06:45:37 PM
BroVinny: That coward David Lopan: You're both dumb. An asset manager in Con. could have a book of 1-2 billion. Easy. They tend to get 1% of that to the firm annually. they tend to get 45% of that. 9,000,000/annual on the low end? Yeah, I'd call that a 1%er.

/Can't hate, but I reserve the right to curse my own terrible luck.

I'm guessing there are "assets" and then there are "assets". My friend's job basically consisted of keeping an inventory of all the company track-worthy assets (PCs, monitors, printers, etc.). He managed well over a million dollars worth of equipment, but I doubt he was getting paid more than I. And, as I said, it looked like a shiat job.


There is a great deal of difference from tracking capital assets (aka property) and managing the investment of financial assets. I suggest, humbly, was an inventory clerk.
 
2011-11-28 06:46:23 PM
Just think of all the job they'll create!
 
2011-11-28 06:47:04 PM
I'm glad for them. Usually I'm super jealous of hyper-lottery winners, but for some reason I'm happy for these guys.
 
2011-11-28 06:47:54 PM
Me thinks that if they were 1%ers, they 1) wouldn.t be in a fas station and 2) wouldn't waste their time buying a lottery ticket.
 
2011-11-28 06:48:48 PM
Easy Reader: I'm glad for them. Usually I'm super jealous of hyper-lottery winners, but for some reason I'm happy for these guys.

Agreed, since the generally accepted wisdom is that winning big in the lottery ruins your life.
 
2011-11-28 06:48:56 PM
WTFDYW: Me thinks that if they were 1%ers, they 1) wouldn.'t be in a fGas station and 2) wouldn't waste their time buying a lottery ticket.
 
2011-11-28 06:49:35 PM
I hope they all die.
 
2011-11-28 06:49:39 PM
watson.t.hamster: depmode98: I say thank god the money went to job the job creators. if it went to poor people they'd just blow all the money and spend it. now it can sit in a bank somewhere not being loaned out to anyone who needs the money.

You know banks agree to hang on to your money for you (with interest) so they can loan it to others at a profit right?


AAAAHhhh hahahaha!!!! Good one man. Good one.
 
2011-11-28 06:49:45 PM
GreenSun: Lol awesome! Although I don't believe in "luck" myself, this is one of those things that makes you think "Some people just have all the luck!".

img23.imageshack.us

You know who else didn't believe in luck?
 
2011-11-28 06:49:50 PM
fc04.deviantart.net
 
2011-11-28 06:50:05 PM
There's no God

/in case you didn't know
 
Displayed 50 of 208 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | » | Last | Show all


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »