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(The New Republic) Silly MItt Romney's idea of a four-letter curse word: "H-E-double hockey sticks." Well, okely-dokely then, neighbor   (tnr.com) divider line 111
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2011-11-28 03:23:04 PM
i would LOVE to see mittens in an f-bomb-spewing tirade.
 
2011-11-28 03:38:22 PM
neigboreeno
 
2011-11-28 03:39:05 PM
This is a farkin' big deal.
 
2011-11-28 03:41:58 PM
And I should care why?
 
2011-11-28 03:44:40 PM
He does get testy and irritable when challenged. You could tell Huntsman was really annoying him during the foreign policy debate.
 
2011-11-28 03:44:43 PM
ginandbacon: And I should care why?

Are you kidding? This here's blood in the water, it is.
 
2011-11-28 03:49:08 PM
Out of all of them I'd say Ron Paul is the one who most wears his heart on his sleeve.
 
2011-11-28 03:49:49 PM
BroVinny: ginandbacon: And I should care why?

Are you kidding? This here's blood in the water, it is.


I missed that. Commence frenzy then.
 
2011-11-28 03:55:39 PM
Don't piss him off. He might start directing traffic.
 
2011-11-28 04:09:51 PM
Diogenes: Out of all of them I'd say Ron Paul is the one who most wears his heart on his sleeve.

That's because he's the only one (and maybe Huntsman) that actually says what he believes, rather than just the GOP talking points.
 
2011-11-28 04:25:04 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: Diogenes: Out of all of them I'd say Ron Paul is the one who most wears his heart on his sleeve.

That's because he's the only one (and maybe Huntsman) that actually says what he believes, rather than just the GOP talking points.


Oh, I didn't mean it as a judgement. If I were him debating those (largely) nitwits I'd be frustrated as hell, too.

Huntsman has now twice done something that adds to my respect for him. In an earlier debate they tried to tar him for serving in Obama's administration. His answer was perfect: "When your country calls, you serve." (I may be paraphrasing.) And in the foreign policy debate, he stopped this "listen to the commanders on the ground" thing right in its tracks. The President is the Commander in Chief. Yes, he/she will listen to the commanders on the ground. But the Commander in Chief has many voices to listen to, and many broader considerations to balance.

He's not letting them use rhetorical smokescreens for things which are just common sense.
 
2011-11-28 05:52:32 PM
What do you expect? He's a Mormon.
 
2011-11-28 05:55:17 PM
Romney RAW and UNLEASHED! (new window)

/hulu, sorry
//snl, sorry again
///snobs
 
2011-11-28 06:07:29 PM
Various Presidents and their levels of swearing:

Reagan: On occasion

Clinton: On occasion

George H.W. Bush: Never

Nixon: Like a motherfarking sailor.
 
2011-11-28 06:21:07 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: Diogenes: Out of all of them I'd say Ron Paul is the one who most wears his heart on his sleeve.

That's because he's the only one (and maybe Huntsman) that actually says what he believes, rather than just the GOP talking points.


Yeah, but he's a Mormon, and a Mormon just believes (new window).
 
2011-11-28 06:41:04 PM
Ohhhh... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge...

(Only Mitt DIDN'T say "fudge." He said THE word. The *big* one. The Queen-Mother Of Dirty Words! The F-dash-dash-dash word!)
 
2011-11-28 06:45:38 PM
BroVinny: ginandbacon: And I should care why?

Are you kidding? This here's blood in the water, it is.


This is Romney's birth certificate issue.
 
2011-11-28 07:05:54 PM
dtdstudios.com

Stupid saxy Romnoy
 
2011-11-28 07:12:33 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Ohhhh... fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge...

(Only Mitt DIDN'T say "fudge." He said THE word. The *big* one. The Queen-Mother Of Dirty Words! The F-dash-dash-dash word!)



*Applause*

/So timely with Christmas coming up.
 
2011-11-28 07:17:24 PM
The_Sponge: *Applause*

/So timely with Christmas coming up.


*tip o' the hat*

Thank ya kindly!


This post has been brought to you by rich, chocolatey Ovaltine.
 
2011-11-28 07:32:29 PM
That is absotively posilutely the worst thing I've ever heard!
 
2011-11-28 07:34:37 PM
I bet Mitt has a worse mouth than Nixon.
 
2011-11-28 07:41:36 PM
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The_Sponge: *Applause*

/So timely with Christmas coming up.

*tip o' the hat*

Thank ya kindly!


This post has been brought to you by rich, chocolatey Ovaltine.



You're welcome.

/"Timely" wasn't the best term.
//Should have said "corresponding with the approaching Christmas season".
 
2011-11-28 07:43:44 PM
coco ebert: That is absotively posilutely the worst thing I've ever heard!

Consarnit!


The_Sponge: You're welcome.

/"Timely" wasn't the best term.
//Should have said "corresponding with the approaching Christmas season".


In other words, a WONDERFUL CHRISTMASTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME. Gotcha!
 
2011-11-28 08:22:05 PM
GAT_00: I bet Mitt has a worse mouth than Nixon.

Not true. Got me off in like 30 seconds.
 
2011-11-28 08:36:08 PM
bighasbeen: GAT_00: I bet Mitt has a worse mouth than Nixon.

Not true. Got me off in like 30 seconds.


Did Nixon use the jowls with your balls?
 
2011-11-28 09:01:09 PM
GAT_00: bighasbeen: GAT_00: I bet Mitt has a worse mouth than Nixon.

Not true. Got me off in like 30 seconds.

Did Nixon use the jowls with your balls?


AAAARRROOOOOOO!
 
2011-11-28 09:30:33 PM
GAT_00: bighasbeen: GAT_00: I bet Mitt has a worse mouth than Nixon.

Not true. Got me off in like 30 seconds.

Did Nixon use the jowls with your balls?


Nah, but the snowballs were EPIC.
 
2011-11-28 09:30:34 PM
It could be worse than him being a secret Liberal, he could be a secret Canadian.
 
2011-11-28 09:43:14 PM
"Well, okely-dokely then, neighborino"

FTFY Subby.
 
2011-11-28 09:43:18 PM
I want a President who swears like a drunken sailor on liberty. Not every day, and not in front of little old ladies, but when shiat has hit the fan, and things are getting tense, I want to think that much any person, the President walks into a room, shuts the door, and screams "GOD DAMN IT MOTHERFARK IT ALL TO PISS FARK HELL" and then walks back out and calmly sits down.
 
2011-11-28 09:43:56 PM
C'mon Mitt, be a man -- like Joe Biden on health care.

/If You See Kay, Tell Her I Love Her
 
2011-11-28 09:47:46 PM
Coco LaFemme: I want a President who swears like a drunken sailor on liberty. Not every day, and not in front of little old ladies, but when shiat has hit the fan, and things are getting tense, I want to think that much any person, the President walks into a room, shuts the door, and screams "GOD DAMN IT MOTHERFARK IT ALL TO PISS FARK HELL" and then walks back out and calmly sits down.

I think Nixon was your man.
 
2011-11-28 09:48:29 PM
home.comcast.net
"Horse Hockey!"
 
2011-11-28 09:49:27 PM
Coco LaFemme: I want a President who swears like a drunken sailor on liberty. Not every day, and not in front of little old ladies, but when shiat has hit the fan, and things are getting tense, I want to think that much any person, the President walks into a room, shuts the door, and screams "GOD DAMN IT MOTHERFARK IT ALL TO PISS FARK HELL" and then walks back out and calmly sits down.

It think if the President doesn't shoot someone with a revolver every cabinet meeting, he is showing weakness. I picture Obama with a semi-automatic pistol. Not intended to be racist.
 
2011-11-28 09:49:51 PM
The_Sponge: Various Presidents and their levels of swearing:

Reagan: On occasion

Clinton: On occasion

George H.W. Bush: Never

Nixon: Like a motherfarking sailor.


Listening to Nixon's Oval Office recordings has more cursing than Carlin's act. But Nixon wasn't funny.
 
2011-11-28 09:49:56 PM
Spaghettiows: Coco LaFemme: I want a President who swears like a drunken sailor on liberty. Not every day, and not in front of little old ladies, but when shiat has hit the fan, and things are getting tense, I want to think that much any person, the President walks into a room, shuts the door, and screams "GOD DAMN IT MOTHERFARK IT ALL TO PISS FARK HELL" and then walks back out and calmly sits down.

I think Nixon was your man.


Nixon certainly had a love affair with vulgarities, but I think Obama has one too. We just don't see/hear it, though it'd be funny as hell if we did.
 
2011-11-28 09:51:27 PM
UberNeuman: [home.comcast.net image 281x347]
"Horse Hockey!"


Some of my favorite substitutions for cuss words came from Col. Potter. I daresay that was his most famous role, even more than Dragnet.
 
2011-11-28 09:52:14 PM
i167.photobucket.com

Approves. Get that man a grape Nehi.
 
2011-11-28 09:54:03 PM
Ed Finnerty: [dtdstudios.com image 354x395]

Stupid saxy Romnoy


is that simpson porn?
 
2011-11-28 09:54:17 PM
Ed Finnerty: [dtdstudios.com image 354x395]

Stupid saxy Romnoy


Whence the hell is that mutant Flanders?
 
2011-11-28 09:54:52 PM
i229.photobucket.com
 
2011-11-28 09:56:06 PM
mrshowrules: It think if the President doesn't shoot someone with a revolver every cabinet meeting, he is showing weakness. I picture Obama with a semi-automatic pistol. Not intended to be racist.

We need a strong President. Obama is too passive.

www.aeterna.nl
 
2011-11-28 09:57:19 PM
Wow, that article wasn't a pile of pseudo-psychoanalysis at all, no sirrrreeee. I expect nothing more from that venerable rag, the New Republic.

That said, some of those Mitt-necdotes were hilarious. I'm going to look forward to watching Obama make him explode on national television.
 
2011-11-28 09:59:07 PM
SoCalSurfer: is that simpson porn?

In a way.

knifeyspoony: Whence the hell is that mutant Flanders?

Even better. It's Nod Flenders ^.
 
2011-11-28 10:03:12 PM
What an asshole.
 
2011-11-28 10:05:58 PM
Ed Finnerty: SoCalSurfer: is that simpson porn?

In a way.

knifeyspoony: Whence the hell is that mutant Flanders?

Even better. It's Nod Flenders ^.


Stupid Flanders gets a meme and Milhouse still doesn't have one?
t.qkme.me
 
2011-11-28 10:07:44 PM
The_Sponge:

George H.W. Bush: Never



Dubbya never swore because he didn't have to. Cheney swore enough for the entire White House staff.
 
2011-11-28 10:07:56 PM
Looks like I was beaten to RAW and UNLEASHED!!! Carry on.
 
2011-11-28 10:08:58 PM
media.tumblr.com
 
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