And here is Kristina Schröder, the politician behind this plan. At 34 I'd like to take the "Artificial" out of her plan.



/hot pol thread?

dirty, dirty deutschen...

Isn't this how World War II started? When they inseminated Poland?

germany ready to inseminate you (without quotes) gets some really WTF results on GIS

i took the liberty of fertilizing your caviar.

Right now German women produce just 1.4 children on average, one of the lowest rates in the world. Statisticians now expect that the German population will plunge 21 percent to 65 million inhabitants by 2060.


Price of success: low birthrates. So you invite in young foreigners to fill the factory jobs your own nonexistant youth used to fill. Then 20 years later you realized that in some bizarre turn of events bringing in foreigners with a high fecundity rate to address the low fecundity rate of natives is leading to the native population being outbred (who could have possibly seen that coming?). So you come up with some scheme to convince the natives to breed more. It probably won't work.

Of course the growing burden placed on the remaining workers to fund the elderly could lead ultimately to the collapse of their economy, turning them in to a thirdworld hellhole, which could then once again enjoy high birth rates.

Countries loosing native population and being overrun by Arab immigrants are kind of weird.

DRTA I dont wanna wait for Germany!!! Any kind souls in here willing to inseminate me for free? Cause i really dont have all that much money on hand? Please think of the Karma points youll earn!!!!

Baron Harkonnen: Hector Remarkable: Isn't this how World War II started? When they inseminated Poland?

Why is it nobody remembers Russia as having attacked Poland as well?

I'm searching, searching for answers here. Maybe, something to do with that submarine with the screen door?

TEST TUBE NAZIS

/that is all

Oping: DRTA I dont wanna wait for Germany!!! Any kind souls in here willing to inseminate me for free? Cause i really dont have all that much money on hand? Please think of the Karma points youll earn!!!!

how you doin?

The Irresponsible Captain: Countries loosing native population and being overrun by Arab immigrants are kind of weird.

I don't think Germany loosing it's population is a good thing. Remember what happened last time?

Oping: DRTA I dont wanna wait for Germany!!! Any kind souls in here willing to inseminate me for free? Cause i really dont have all that much money on hand? Please think of the Karma points youll earn!!!!

*clicks profile*

Sure thing, sweetie! I'll even pay my own air fare ;)

What's really weird is how the whole time Sweden just stands in the corner masturbating and quietly weeping.

JasonOfOrillia: And here is Kristina Schröder, the politician behind this plan. At 34 I'd like to take the "Artificial" out of her plan.

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/hot pol thread?

You know who else thought Americans developed workable solutions?



/oblig

The Irresponsible Captain: Countries loosing native population and being overrun by Arab immigrants are kind of weird.

CNN told me that only happens in movies.

Oping: DRTA I dont wanna wait for Germany!!! Any kind souls in here willing to inseminate me for free? Cause i really dont have all that much money on hand? Please think of the Karma points youll earn!!!!

I invoke rule 30........I hate to do it, but the truth will set you free

This guy on the sidebar appears to be one of the top donors.


"I CAME"

Thanks for the Meme-ries: JasonOfOrillia: And here is Kristina Schröder, the politician behind this plan. At 34 I'd like to take the "Artificial" out of her plan.

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/hot pol thread?

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Eh Schröder, Schrödinger^, what's the difference.

Oping,

You must have one of those click counter thingies on your profile for making a statement like that.

/ clicked

Oping: DRTA I dont wanna wait for Germany!!! Any kind souls in here willing to inseminate me for free? Cause i really dont have all that much money on hand? Please think of the Karma points youll earn!!!!

You know, you're probably going to end up getting a bunch of keyboards in the mail .....

I live in Germany and I am still waiting for my fat payout to get the snip.

Trust me Germany, my kids will be terrible. The vasectomy (for a mere 20,000 euro) will save you in the long run.

bdub77: Germany, dude, there are 7 billion people in the world. You don't think you could just import a few?

Like some Greeks?

"We're ready to inseminate you."

Phoenix Native here. As far back as I can remember we've always had a bad DUI problem. For those unfamiliar with the area the entire state has terrible public transportation, and well...its the desert so everything is spread out. Sadly this leads to a lot of people get farked up and driving long distances.

/Lives in Tempe
//2 blocks from Mill
//Drunk bike riding FTW (technically you can still get a "DUI")

SonicDefMonkey: Phoenix Native here. As far back as I can remember we've always had a bad DUI problem. For those unfamiliar with the area the entire state has terrible public transportation, and well...its the desert so everything is spread out. Sadly this leads to a lot of people get farked up and driving long distances.

/Lives in Tempe
//2 blocks from Mill
//Drunk bike riding FTW (technically you can still get a "DUI")

sorry inseminators....wrong thread. Mod please remove!

why would a comment about excessive drinking be inappropriate in a german thread?

what, no love for souse?

"Ja, we are ready to [CLAP!] pump... you up!"

tjsands1118: TEST TUBE NAZIS

They're going to impregnate Brazilian women?

German guys are hot.

/awaiting my insemination

Admit it, folks, you are at least slightly curious about what it would be like.

Keizer_Ghidorah: German guys are hot.

/awaiting my insemination

How YOU doin?

I already have enough German in me, thank you very much.

The Irresponsible Captain: Countries loosing native population and being overrun by Arab immigrants are kind of weird.

Turks aren't Arabs.

bandy: The Irresponsible Captain: Countries loosing native population and being overrun by Arab immigrants are kind of weird.

Turks aren't Arabs.

there are more than just turks in germany you know. there are a good amount of arabs there now too.

Keizer_Ghidorah: German guys are hot.

/awaiting my insemination

again.......... rule 30

bandy: The Irresponsible Captain: Countries loosing native population and being overrun by Arab immigrants are kind of weird.

Turks aren't Arabs.

Turks, Arabs, Kurds, ect. What is the P.C. collective noun for the populations of the region anyway.

Wait, I thought Germany use to be full of antisemenits?