poor fool is looking at some hard core Christmas gift debt to smooth this one over

casual disregard: I'm not sure why you would want to get intimate with an older version of your wife,

Practice for later. We have an over abundance of short term thinkers these days, someone who can think a couple of decades ahead should be applauded.

My mother-in-law beefs and then heels it down the drain.

God that makes me hot ....

she could be hot, you don't know that, or was for scientific research.

So, he saw her as a MILILF?

casual disregard: Supposedly fascination with the mother in-law is a rather common fetish. I'm not sure why you would want to get intimate with an older version of your wife, but then I can't explain some of my own compulsions either.

I would wreck my mother-in-law so completely...Gordon Lightfoot would write a song about it.

After a nice dinner of pork chops, smashed roasted potatoes a veggie, I come here to relax, catch up on the Fark News and this is what Fark offers for my reward......

FTFA: " his wife directed them to 'a hole located in the wall between the garage and the bathroom'"

WTF? I am not sure what to even think about that one. Accidental hole and shoddy maintenance or a purposeful and highly disturbing hole in the wall between the garage and the bathroom? How did the wife know it was there? I hear tell men like to lurk in garages, so it would be a good idea to patch those.

/had friends over for Thanksgiving
//checking my garage for holes Right. Farkin. Now

also checking it for men, of course

Real Women Drink Akvavit: FTFA: " his wife directed them to 'a hole located in the wall between the garage and the bathroom'"

WTF? I am not sure what to even think about that one. Accidental hole and shoddy maintenance or a purposeful and highly disturbing hole in the wall between the garage and the bathroom? How did the wife know it was there? I hear tell men like to lurk in garages, so it would be a good idea to patch those.

/had friends over for Thanksgiving
//checking my garage for holes Right. Farkin. Now

also checking it for men, of course

I ALREADY SAID IT WAS FOR SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH FFS!!

I'd probably get off on a naked video clip of my mother-in-law if it had been done in the mid-1960s when she was in her early 20s. I saw her pictures - she was very attractive back then. But now? Eeeewww, no thanks.

ShamWowofDamocles: casual disregard: Supposedly fascination with the mother in-law is a rather common fetish. I'm not sure why you would want to get intimate with an older version of your wife, but then I can't explain some of my own compulsions either.

I would wreck my mother-in-law so completely...Gordon Lightfoot would write a song about it.

Vaginal or anal? I could see the anal, but as far as vaginal goes, you know from the start that she gave birth to your wife ...

TravisBickle62: ShamWowofDamocles: casual disregard: Supposedly fascination with the mother in-law is a rather common fetish. I'm not sure why you would want to get intimate with an older version of your wife, but then I can't explain some of my own compulsions either.

I would wreck my mother-in-law so completely...Gordon Lightfoot would write a song about it.

Vaginal or anal? I could see the anal, but as far as vaginal goes, you know from the start that she gave birth to your wife ...

But your penis doesn't!

TravisBickle62: Vaginal or anal? I could see the anal, but as far as vaginal goes, you know from the start that she gave birth to your wife ...

there's a virgin joke in there somewhere

It's your MOM, dude!

My brain... my poor brain...

Depends, is she a MILILF?

TravisBickle62: ShamWowofDamocles: casual disregard: Supposedly fascination with the mother in-law is a rather common fetish. I'm not sure why you would want to get intimate with an older version of your wife, but then I can't explain some of my own compulsions either.

I would wreck my mother-in-law so completely...Gordon Lightfoot would write a song about it.

Vaginal or anal? I could see the anal, but as far as vaginal goes, you know from the start that she gave birth to your wife ...

I only see that as a problem if your wife is your sister.

On second thought... maybe not even then.

Oh dear good God....thankfully I live across the river in Chesterfield where we just kill each other.
Way to represent. Stay classy, Henrico!

I think you should start the MIL conversation by asking if your wife was a large baby, and whether she was delivered naturally or by C-Section.

If MIL says "C-Section" then you can respond with:

"So you've never had an object as large as a ripe pumpkin in your vagina?"

Next step: MIL HUMPING!!!

TravisBickle62: ShamWowofDamocles: casual disregard: Supposedly fascination with the mother in-law is a rather common fetish. I'm not sure why you would want to get intimate with an older version of your wife, but then I can't explain some of my own compulsions either.

I would wreck my mother-in-law so completely...Gordon Lightfoot would write a song about it.

Vaginal or anal? I could see the anal, but as far as vaginal goes, you know from the start that she gave birth to your wife ...

I never considered the distinction in the way you just presented it. And after reading your post - I can safely say that I would happily take either/both.

The worst person I know
(Mother-in law, mother-in law)
(Mother-in law, mother-in law)
A she worries me, so
If she'd leave us alone
A we would have a happy home
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FTFA: When officers responded to Good's residence, his wife directed them to "a hole located in the wall between the garage and the bathroom."

57-years-old? Unless the MIL was Raquel Welch, that hole was less than glorious.

I'm thinkin' GILF

bim1154: After a nice dinner of pork chops, smashed roasted potatoes a veggie, I come here to relax, catch up on the Fark News and this is what Fark offers for my reward......

How'd you cook the chops? Inquiring minds and such...

TheMadChaosopher: i bought one of those fake security cameras on ebay for 4 dollars. it's basically a shell of a camera with a red blinking light powered by a 9 volt battery.

i mounted it on the ceiling of my bathroom, in the corner, aimed right at the toilet.

it's always a real big hit when we have guests over and they use our bathroom.

I take it you don't have very many people come to your house more than once?

/Pure WIN, man
//Pure win

Arctic Phoenix: TheMadChaosopher: i bought one of those fake security cameras on ebay for 4 dollars. it's basically a shell of a camera with a red blinking light powered by a 9 volt battery.

i mounted it on the ceiling of my bathroom, in the corner, aimed right at the toilet.

it's always a real big hit when we have guests over and they use our bathroom.

I take it you don't have very many people come to your house more than once?

/Pure WIN, man
//Pure win

I'd say 98% WIN.
pure WIN would be hiding a second real camera somewhere else.

Sticky Hands: Arctic Phoenix: TheMadChaosopher: i bought one of those fake security cameras on ebay for 4 dollars. it's basically a shell of a camera with a red blinking light powered by a 9 volt battery.

i mounted it on the ceiling of my bathroom, in the corner, aimed right at the toilet.

it's always a real big hit when we have guests over and they use our bathroom.

I take it you don't have very many people come to your house more than once?

/Pure WIN, man
//Pure win

I'd say 98% WIN.
pure WIN would be hiding a second real camera somewhere else.

I'm gonna say pure win would be extorting money from your house-guests so that the 'video' didn't hit the web.

imprimere: Sticky Hands: Arctic Phoenix: TheMadChaosopher: i bought one of those fake security cameras on ebay for 4 dollars. it's basically a shell of a camera with a red blinking light powered by a 9 volt battery.

i mounted it on the ceiling of my bathroom, in the corner, aimed right at the toilet.

it's always a real big hit when we have guests over and they use our bathroom.

I take it you don't have very many people come to your house more than once?

/Pure WIN, man
//Pure win

I'd say 98% WIN.
pure WIN would be hiding a second real camera somewhere else.

I'm gonna say pure win would be extorting money from your house-guests so that the 'video' didn't hit the web.


naw, you can't straight up extort 'em, that wouldn't be right

Sell the reaction to the camera videos to the whoever it is that provides those stupid "practical joke" videos to the airlines.

Then let them wonder about any remaining footage.

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: FTFA: When officers responded to Good's residence, his wife directed them to "a hole located in the wall between the garage and the bathroom."

57-years-old? Unless the MIL was Raquel Welch, that hole was less than glorious.

I LOL'd

The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: FTFA: When officers responded to Good's residence, his wife directed them to "a hole located in the wall between the garage and the bathroom."

57-years-old? Unless the MIL was Raquel Welch, that hole was less than glorious.

Why bring the police and the internet into your f*cked up family drama? Just kick his ass and smash his phone.

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Der Poopflinger
she could be hot, you don't know that,

Or maybe the real target was a hot sister-in-law who was there for Thanksgiving, too.

FTA: "When officers responded to Good's residence, his wife directed them to "a hole located in the wall between the garage and the bathroom."


A "hole"? Is that what she calls her mother? A "hole"?