Move the property line! Don't make me axe you twice!

I just hope they forgive her and bury the hatchet.

It was over a property line dispute? Ironically, this will solve the issue as the neighbor is now likely to own both houses.

"Wood splitting tools used as weapons " trifecta in play.

I wonder if she got her answer or will she need to axe again?

Headline busted my chops.

Hmmm. Sounds like my ex-MIL, and even worse, looks like her too!

I wouldn't hit it...but her neighbor must have been hittable.

What happened when she saw what she had done?

In another life, I was a member of a land surveying crew. We went to this lady's house because we were trying to figure out who owned what. She was the neighbor of our client.

Sweetest ol' lady you ever met, showed us her horse and everything. We found out /after/ about the flare gun. Yeah, she used a flare gun to chase our client (an asshole) off the disputed piece of land.

"You wouldn't have talked to her if I told you what she did" - my boss at the time.

We went back later. We asked her about it (she was nice to us, after all). "Yeah, he was a wimp. He hid behind his bulldozer" which he was using to blaze a path through the woods.

People go nuts over land. Even if it's 6 inches. Even if it's a variance that makes sense, you will get that one guy who /insists/ that the pharmacy must go flat up against the sidewalk because that's what the zoning says - resulting in a gigantic cinderblock wall against the sidewalk instead of a storefront because the pharmacy owner doesn't want teens vandalizing a glass storefront with carbide scribes.

Sounds like a knock down drag out rock and roll party in the streets.

I would have paid a fence contractor double to put one up on her side of the line while she was stuck getting processed by the police.

bubo_sibiricus: In another life, I was a member of a land surveying crew. We went to this lady's house because we were trying to figure out who owned what. She was the neighbor of our client.

Sweetest ol' lady you ever met, showed us her horse and everything. We found out /after/ about the flare gun. Yeah, she used a flare gun to chase our client (an asshole) off the disputed piece of land.

"You wouldn't have talked to her if I told you what she did" - my boss at the time.

We went back later. We asked her about it (she was nice to us, after all). "Yeah, he was a wimp. He hid behind his bulldozer" which he was using to blaze a path through the woods.

People go nuts over land. Even if it's 6 inches. Even if it's a variance that makes sense, you will get that one guy who /insists/ that the pharmacy must go flat up against the sidewalk because that's what the zoning says - resulting in a gigantic cinderblock wall against the sidewalk instead of a storefront because the pharmacy owner doesn't want teens vandalizing a glass storefront with carbide scribes.

Reincarnation isn't real dummy.

Heard in the background.

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: Reincarnation isn't real dummy.

How is this even a reply?

Congratulations, you win the first ever entry into my bozo bin.

She sounds Psychopathic.

Is her name Harriet?

Friggin' Helen Keller wannabe.

bubo_sibiricus: People go nuts over land. Even if it's 6 inches. Even if it's a variance that makes sense, you will get that one guy who /insists/ that the pharmacy must go flat up against the sidewalk because that's what the zoning says - resulting in a gigantic cinderblock wall against the sidewalk instead of a storefront because the pharmacy owner doesn't want teens vandalizing a glass storefront with carbide scribes.

That sounds amazingly specific to be an off-the-cuff example. I'm also having a hard time visualizing it.

bubo_sibiricus: Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: Reincarnation isn't real dummy.

How is this even a reply?

Congratulations, you win the first ever entry into my bozo bin.



/obligatory

Eirik: That sounds amazingly specific to be an off-the-cuff example. I'm also having a hard time visualizing it.

That's because it's a specific example of how nuts people can be.

The pharmacy in this example was originally supposed to be set back to blend in with the supermarket next door. (this was before the houses)

http://preview.tinyurl.com/cho8s4j

That smaller building against the sidewalk is turned 90 degrees to the sidewalk.

The big dumb wall in question: Street view. How I love Google Maps and Google Earth.

http://preview.tinyurl.com/chs4gob

Gah.

"They say one of her neighbors was attempting to remove wooden stakes that marked the property line..."


Heh, guess they should have AXED her first!


*BaDOOOM TISH*

/the veal, try it.

bubo_sibiricus: Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: Reincarnation isn't real dummy.

How is this even a reply?

Congratulations, you win the first ever entry into my bozo bin.

you said "in another life" and then a joke was made about reincarnation. how is that not a reply?

hogans: Friggin' Helen Keller wannabe.

i think you're thinking of Helen Reddy

KrispyKritter: hogans: Friggin' Helen Keller wannabe.

i think you're thinking of Helen Reddy

Nah, you're thinking of Helen Hunt

Edipis: bubo_sibiricus: Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash: Reincarnation isn't real dummy.

How is this even a reply?

Congratulations, you win the first ever entry into my bozo bin.

you said "in another life" and then a joke was made about reincarnation. how is that not a reply?

Made me chuckle.

What an old battle-axe.

Relation?

Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 296x481]

Relation?

That movie any good? I'm a fan of of KitH and Brain Candy, but that film has been stuck in the bottom of my netflix queue for a long time. Worth bumping it up?

farkingismybusiness: Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 296x481]

Relation?

That movie any good? I'm a fan of of KitH and Brain Candy, but that film has been stuck in the bottom of my netflix queue for a long time. Worth bumping it up?

Film?

farkingismybusiness: Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 296x481]

Relation?

That movie any good? I'm a fan of of KitH and Brain Candy, but that film has been stuck in the bottom of my netflix queue for a long time. Worth bumping it up?

I thought that pic was from the skit "Door-to-Door Knife Sharpener".
What movie are you referring to?

My bad. I thought that was Death Comes to Town. I also thought it was a movie and not a mini-series. Don't mind me, I'm an idiot.