I want my own minions...

pwhp_67: I want my own minions...

Hell, who doesn't?

darkhorse23: I thought all y'all were MY minions.

It's the 1%! Run!

NuttierThanEver: No, no.
I said DART gun.

BOOGIE!

After calling out "Black and White Checkered Tiles" as a Freemason occult symbol, I paused the video, and slowly backed away...

Herbie555: After calling out "Black and White Checkered Tiles" as a Freemason occult symbol, I paused the video, and slowly backed away...

It is true the pattern is used in every Masonic temple, and they drench everything in symbolism.

Also used in '50's-style diners quite a bit.

BroVinny: Also used in '50's-style diners quite a bit.

And that's where you go from "recognizing intentional symbolic references" to "paranoid". When the first thing that comes to mind for normal people is "Corvette Diner" and not "Freemasonry", you've clearly gone over the edge.

Herbie555: After calling out "Black and White Checkered Tiles" as a Freemason occult symbol, I paused the video, and slowly backed away...

I made it to Lady Gaga.

Herbie555: And that's where you go from "recognizing intentional symbolic references" to "paranoid". When the first thing that comes to mind for normal people is "Corvette Diner" and not "Freemasonry", you've clearly gone over the edge.

Dude, every 1950's-styled diner I've ever been to has played, at some point or another, Dion's "The Wanderer". EVERY. SINGLE. ONE.

/I don't mind, I love that song
//still. . ..

unchellmatt: $DEITY as my witness, I still can't tell if that channel is a troll, a parody, or just plain chock full of crazy.

Take the safe bet, vote crazy.

James Shelby Downard would be impressed.

Yeah, well, sometimes a cigar is just a cigar, too...

Man, that was 5:18 I wish I could get back.

I knew there was something up with the 3 little kittens.

Dancin_In_Anson: Stairway to Sirius?.......

I thought that was a Rush album.

The movie company does have ILLUMINATI (Illuminantion) in it's name. I mean it's got that going for it.

This guy should watch Hellboy or Spawn. That would keep him busy for a while.

I see your "Despicable Me is the Illuminati" and raise you Megamind is the Islamic Antichrist.

Let me guess: triangles, checkers and mirrors?


Stevie Wonder is Illuminatti (new window)

/And apartheid lover too

LewDux: Let me guess: triangles, checkers and mirrors?


Stevie Wonder is Illuminatti (new window)

This might make for an argument that the video's director is Illuminati. Stevie. . . I just don't see it.

/neither does he

The Simpsons conspiracy video (new window) is better.

/spends a lot of time in the "weird part of youtube"

At the risk of sounding like I agree with the guy....

Gru is supposed to be super-evil. Of course the character is going to surround himself with super-evil stuff. Call me crazy, but I'll bet some story-director somewhere did some research and included that stuff totally intentionally. Because it makes sense to the story/character.

Being surprised that the movie references devilish things is like being surprised that The Davinci Code references the Louvre.

/The masonic stuff is largely crazy-talk.
//How do I join the Illuminati?

peterquince: //How do I join the Illuminati?

By cloicking on this. (new window)

Dancin_In_Anson: Stairway to Sirius?

I must have missed that meeting.

Nice Lodge at the :40 mark.

I was wondering about that one, too...

Ed Finnerty: I stopped at "serpant".

I think there's some kind of YouTube rule that 10% of any video text must be misspelled. 50% if the text is song lyrics.

I like the random "Hmmm" slides where he has a still image, but can't manage to connect any of his crazy to it. So instead, he tries to know more than he's letting on.



/I always knew the $1.98 Beauty Show had to be the work of Satan.

//Hell, even this makes more sense. (new window)

A window into the mind of a truly crazy person.

Just when I think I might be nuts. There is always some nutball who puts levels of crazy into perspective.

I remember there being a time where video tags were relevant to said video, not just a thousand random words, names and numbers in an attempt to show up in every search.

/I could be mistaken though
//or that could just be the porn vids

FloydA: PizzaJedi81: peterquince: //How do I join the Illuminati?

By cloicking on this. (new window)

Cloicking? Is this some kind of secret code?

FNORD

Shhh...I'm not supposed to tell you whether it si or noit.

/totally is
//no WAY was it a typo

FloydA: PizzaJedi81:

Shhh...I'm not supposed to tell you whether it si or noit.

/totally is
//no WAY was it a typo

Beware tjos weel.

Yvan eht nioj?

FloydA: PizzaJedi81:
Yvan eht nioj?

Or fher gb qevax lbhe Binygvar!

Watch your language!