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(SeattlePI) Amusing Hope Solo: "I had too much muscle for 'Dancing With the Stars'." Also had trouble making the Kessel Run in under twelve parsecs   (blog.seattlepi.com) divider line 120
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2011-11-28 12:00:05 PM
Sweetie, I love ya so am going to give it to you straight.

You have the skills, the brains and the body. You just have to always take a second to reconsider what you are saying before you say anything publicly. Too much intensity combined with speaking without considering total effects of what you are saying will result in... well, stuff like this. Frustrated Hope not really understanding what happened.
 
2011-11-28 12:09:28 PM
HOPE SHOT FIRST
 
2011-11-28 12:11:36 PM
had no trouble making the Kessel Kegel Run in under twelve parsecs fapsecs

the-wbe.com

/ FTFY
 
2011-11-28 12:15:48 PM
veedeevadeevoodee: had no trouble making the Kessel Kegel Run in under twelve parsecs fapsecs

[the-wbe.com image 640x419]

/ FTFY


was going to make the same joke. no need now. thanks.
 
2011-11-28 12:21:28 PM
She's a fine specimen.
 
2011-11-28 01:00:27 PM
Snu-Snu.
 
2011-11-28 01:50:55 PM
Call me when it's about Alex Morgan or Ali Krieger.
 
2011-11-28 01:55:42 PM
Hope Solo looks really bad in HD.
 
2011-11-28 02:03:43 PM
I believe that woman would have no problem beating the shiat outta me. And I'm 6'1", 250lb.
 
2011-11-28 02:20:01 PM
She'd have done better if she'd had my muscle.

/in her
//vagina
///I'd like to have sex with her, is basically the gist of this post
 
2011-11-28 02:24:28 PM
Uzzah: She'd have done better if she'd had my muscle.

/in her
//vagina
///I'd like to have sex with her, is basically the gist of this post


So, what exactly are you getting at?
 
2011-11-28 02:25:46 PM
Millions of young girls who play organized soccer idoloze you and dream of being "just like you," Hope.

Too bad you threw a series of tantrums that show what lousy sportsmanship you really have...teaching those same girls that "if you aren't winning, b*tch and moan about how the judges must be cheating" is appropriate.
 
2011-11-28 02:26:40 PM
That is a good looking woman.
 
2011-11-28 02:28:06 PM
She wasn't enough of a war hero.

Let's be honest. Nobody was going to beat the Iraq veteran who nearly got burned alive. It was just gravy that the dude was a pretty good dancer.
 
2011-11-28 02:29:04 PM
who?
 
2011-11-28 02:30:44 PM
She's hot, but I get the feeling she might not be that into boys...

about halfway through the DWTS season her partner brought in some girl dancers to try to teach her to dance sexy-- let's just say that Hope responded a lot differently to them than she did to him.
 
2011-11-28 02:30:52 PM
gopher321: I believe that woman would have no problem beating the shiat outta me. And I'm 6'1", 250lb.

Seconded. Hell, I'd pay for it.
 
2011-11-28 02:33:50 PM
t0.gstatic.com

Impossible to fap to, captain.
 
2011-11-28 02:40:44 PM
hobnail: She's hot, but I get the feeling she might not be that into boys...

about halfway through the DWTS season her partner brought in some girl dancers to try to teach her to dance sexy-- let's just say that Hope responded a lot differently to them than she did to him.



Link?
 
2011-11-28 02:46:43 PM
I'd let her score off me, if you know what I mean, and I think you do!
 
2011-11-28 02:51:05 PM
PizzaJedi81: I'd let her score off me, if you know what I mean, and I think you do!

she'd punch your balls over the crossbar


um, then again, you might be into that
 
2011-11-28 02:51:11 PM
I'd assume to be on DWTS you'd have to be a star. Is this chick famous for something? I don't get out much.
 
2011-11-28 02:51:53 PM
Timmy the Tumor: Millions of young girls who play organized soccer idoloze you and dream of being "just like you," Hope.

Too bad you threw a series of tantrums that show what lousy sportsmanship you really have...teaching those same girls that "if you aren't winning, b*tch and moan about how the judges must be cheating" is appropriate.


You can't let your kid watch reality TV then biatch when the people on the shows act like they're on reality TV.
 
2011-11-28 02:53:06 PM
Timmy the Tumor: PizzaJedi81: I'd let her score off me, if you know what I mean, and I think you do!

she'd punch your balls over the crossbar


um, then again, you might be into that


Well, see there's this one move that involves a headboard, 27 rubber bands and some dish soap...but perhaps I've said too much...
 
2011-11-28 02:55:08 PM
AntonChigger: Uzzah: She'd have done better if she'd had my muscle.

/in her
//vagina
///I'd like to have sex with her, is basically the gist of this post

So, what exactly are you getting at?


missonary style, for the single purpose of procreating?
 
2011-11-28 02:55:48 PM
kungfu jesus with a side of lime: AntonChigger: Uzzah: She'd have done better if she'd had my muscle.

/in her
//vagina
///I'd like to have sex with her, is basically the gist of this post

So, what exactly are you getting at?

missonary style, for the single purpose of procreating?


Still not getting ya.
 
2011-11-28 02:58:20 PM
PizzaJedi81: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: AntonChigger: Uzzah: She'd have done better if she'd had my muscle.

/in her
//vagina
///I'd like to have sex with her, is basically the gist of this post

So, what exactly are you getting at?

missonary style, for the single purpose of procreating?

Still not getting ya.


Penis-punch her pink parts?

Park the beef bus in tuna town?

Snu-Snu?
 
2011-11-28 02:58:29 PM
I'd THRUSH into her until she said UNCLE.

/not obscure
//off my lawn
 
2011-11-28 02:58:35 PM
PizzaJedi81: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: AntonChigger: Uzzah: She'd have done better if she'd had my muscle.

/in her
//vagina
///I'd like to have sex with her, is basically the gist of this post

So, what exactly are you getting at?

missonary style, for the single purpose of procreating?

Still not getting ya.


Geez...it's obviously a soccer reference...tard.
 
2011-11-28 02:59:25 PM
FirstNationalBastard: PizzaJedi81: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: AntonChigger: Uzzah: She'd have done better if she'd had my muscle.

/in her
//vagina
///I'd like to have sex with her, is basically the gist of this post

So, what exactly are you getting at?

missonary style, for the single purpose of procreating?

Still not getting ya.

Penis-punch her pink parts?

Park the beef bus in tuna town?

Snu-Snu?


I...I think I get it now. If I could perhaps get a few more similes?
 
2011-11-28 03:06:49 PM
PizzaJedi81: FirstNationalBastard: PizzaJedi81: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: AntonChigger: Uzzah: She'd have done better if she'd had my muscle.

/in her
//vagina
///I'd like to have sex with her, is basically the gist of this post

So, what exactly are you getting at?

missonary style, for the single purpose of procreating?

Still not getting ya.

Penis-punch her pink parts?

Park the beef bus in tuna town?

Snu-Snu?

I...I think I get it now. If I could perhaps get a few more similes?


Laid some pipe?

Went 20 toes?

Put Percy in the playpen?

Wallpapered the closet?

Passed the gravy?

Went heels to Jesus!

/I've heard Tallahassee is nice this time of year.
 
2011-11-28 03:06:50 PM
mitchcumstein1: Timmy the Tumor: Millions of young girls who play organized soccer idoloze you and dream of being "just like you," Hope.

Too bad you threw a series of tantrums that show what lousy sportsmanship you really have...teaching those same girls that "if you aren't winning, b*tch and moan about how the judges must be cheating" is appropriate.

You can't let your kid watch reality TV then biatch when the people on the shows act like they're on reality TV.




True.

But didn't you have a sports "hero" when you were a kid? Follow everything they did?

(Mine was Pete Rose, talk about a disappointment there...)

Even if they don't watch the show, they are gonna' see coverage of it all.
 
2011-11-28 03:09:39 PM
Saturn5: /I've heard Tallahassee is nice this time of year.

OHHHHHH! I get it now!
 
2011-11-28 03:10:58 PM
Saturn5: /I've heard Tallahassee is nice this time of year.

You want to play tiddly-winks with her manhole cover!
 
2011-11-28 03:13:21 PM
enjoy your 15 minutes Hope, it is only soccer.
 
2011-11-28 03:15:26 PM
PizzaJedi81: Saturn5: /I've heard Tallahassee is nice this time of year.

You want to play tiddly-winks with her manhole cover!


No, I think he wants to Have a Bit of Giblet Pie... do some Squat Jumps in the Cucumber Patch... you know, Get Jack in the Orchard.
 
2011-11-28 03:17:06 PM
No, I think he wants to Have a Bit of Giblet Pie... do some Squat Jumps in the Cucumber Patch... you know, Get Jack in the Orchard.

I just want to have sex with her.
 
2011-11-28 03:17:44 PM
FirstNationalBastard: No, I think he wants to Have a Bit of Giblet Pie... do some Squat Jumps in the Cucumber Patch... you know, Get Jack in the Orchard.

You mean Charlie choppers chucking a handful? Sausage squad up the blue end? Um... cabbage crates coming over the briny?
 
2011-11-28 03:18:24 PM
Timmy the Tumor: True.

But didn't you have a sports "hero" when you were a kid? Follow everything they did?

(Mine was Pete Rose, talk about a disappointment there...)

Even if they don't watch the show, they are gonna' see coverage of it all.


Danny Manning, he still to this day has done nothing wrong, save blow his knees out several times...and play for the Clippers.
 
2011-11-28 03:18:35 PM
FinFangFark: No, I think he wants to Have a Bit of Giblet Pie... do some Squat Jumps in the Cucumber Patch... you know, Get Jack in the Orchard.

I just want to have sex with her.


You don't even want to Bite the Brown, Smear the Tuna, take a trip to the moon, Whitewash the Back 40?
 
2011-11-28 03:19:23 PM
PizzaJedi81: FirstNationalBastard: No, I think he wants to Have a Bit of Giblet Pie... do some Squat Jumps in the Cucumber Patch... you know, Get Jack in the Orchard.

You mean Charlie choppers chucking a handful? Sausage squad up the blue end? Um... cabbage crates coming over the briny?


Now you're getting it!
 
2011-11-28 03:19:23 PM
weirdneighbour: enjoy your 15 minutes Hope, it is only soccer.

what a pisser.
 
2011-11-28 03:20:19 PM
I'd like to slip one past her goalie.

/and by that I mean impregnate her
//with my semen
 
2011-11-28 03:20:33 PM
You don't even want to Bite the Brown, Smear the Tuna, take a trip to the moon, Whitewash the Back 40?

No, but after seeing a shot of her in HD on DWTS:


images.elephantjournal.com

That is all.
 
2011-11-28 03:24:00 PM
I'd like to double dutch sandwich her taxable income.

/ yeah, I like it dirty.
 
2011-11-28 03:30:42 PM
I'd Bono it...
 
2011-11-28 03:31:20 PM
Timmy the Tumor: mitchcumstein1: Timmy the Tumor: Millions of young girls who play organized soccer idoloze you and dream of being "just like you," Hope.

Too bad you threw a series of tantrums that show what lousy sportsmanship you really have...teaching those same girls that "if you aren't winning, b*tch and moan about how the judges must be cheating" is appropriate.

You can't let your kid watch reality TV then biatch when the people on the shows act like they're on reality TV.



True.

But didn't you have a sports "hero" when you were a kid? Follow everything they did?

(Mine was Pete Rose, talk about a disappointment there...)

Even if they don't watch the show, they are gonna' see coverage of it all.


Wel it sucks now to be a sports "hero" or any type of celebrity because in those pre internet 24 hour news cycle, you may not hear about anything a celebrity did until their autobiography came out. Now you hear about it while the hubcaps are still spinning from the last DUI accident they had.
 
2011-11-28 03:33:31 PM
Loaf's Tray: I'd Bono it...

Wrap it around a tree?
 
2011-11-28 03:38:39 PM
Saturn5: PizzaJedi81: FirstNationalBastard: PizzaJedi81: kungfu jesus with a side of lime: AntonChigger: Uzzah: She'd have done better if she'd had my muscle.

/in her
//vagina
///I'd like to have sex with her, is basically the gist of this post

So, what exactly are you getting at?

missonary style, for the single purpose of procreating?

Still not getting ya.

Penis-punch her pink parts?

Park the beef bus in tuna town?

Snu-Snu?

I...I think I get it now. If I could perhaps get a few more similes?

Laid some pipe?

Went 20 toes?

Put Percy in the playpen?

Wallpapered the closet?

Passed the gravy?

Went heels to Jesus!

/I've heard Tallahassee is nice this time of year.


It's supposed to get down to 39 deg. tonight. But it was around 75 deg. yesterday as I put up the holiday lights. So yeah, it is nice this time of year.
 
2011-11-28 03:39:52 PM
stupiddream: It's supposed to get down to 39 deg. tonight. But it was around 75 deg. yesterday as I put up the holiday lights. So yeah, it is nice this time of year.

Whoa, whoa, WHOA, let's watch the filthy mouth now!
 
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