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I see they did not think the sizing for TFers through very well

Everyone gets a free Hot Brown.

Is it a towel of some kind?

scottydoesntknow: As long as the surprise isn't a 40lb box of rape, I'll be happy.

I'd go for a 40lb box of rape. I'm big on re-gifting ;)

Need a long sleeve t-shirt!!!

Shoulda' made the star extend beyond the tag so it's not all cut off. It wouldn't be that hard for the design guys at the print shop to do.

And I still think you should let people put a Fark Shop wishlist in their profiles.

...

i want a spinning desk Tardis...

Signed copies of Drew's book that Goodwill refused to take?

/I keed, I keed

You could also let people get their handles printed on the front and the TF logo on the back... and hoodies... hoodies are cool.

/here to help

You'd probably sell a lot of coffee mugs, rock tumblers, pint and shot glasses with the TF logo + username scheme.

Weaver95: people should have quotes from me on their gifts. Because i'm just that kind of awesome.

Who are you?

Weaver95: people should have quotes from me on their gifts. Because i'm just that kind of awesome.

I get beat up enough by the neighborhood bullies, thank you very much ;)

I've yet to see a bigger collection of stupid, useless garbage with idiot slogans than what's available at the fark store.

Happily, I've blocked images from there so I don't have to see any of that parade of juvenile tripe.


Also, now that I'm here, why link to jerk sites like Newser that only take a snippet of the story and make you jump to the real site for the full story or pictures? What a farkin' ripoff, click-collecting bs pile of crap.

Also also, no voting in this thread?

Some of the fark store t-shirts are funny/clever. Too bad they're plastered with logos and copyrights or they might actually be worth buying

Weaver95: people should have quotes from me on their gifts. Because i'm just that kind of awesome.

"Hi, I'm Weaver95, though my political beliefs have swung far-left in the past couple of years, I try to pretend I am aLibertarian on Fark.....poorly"
-Weaver95


/you'll be rich!

Just what I've always wanted, a shirt for a thing I don't have.

The farkbot must have read my post because the Tardis popped up after a couple refreshes.

WANT!

We heard you like useless crap so much we put useless crap inside your useless crap.

That's how that one works, right? I don't do these very often.

I need a Matryoshka measuring cup set but they are out. Suck.

squidgod2000: Some of the fark store t-shirts are funny/clever. Too bad they're plastered with logos and copyrights or they might actually be worth buying

I don't find any of the "thud" branded shirts funny at all.

styckx: How is $15 for a t-shirt a sale?

Shh. They're throwing in a Free Guinness bar towel with it.

desertmouse: So that your boss can go, "What's that? Your online name? That's cool. I'm going to go do an advanced Google search to read all of you comments."

30 minutes later: "What's this 'oil hitting my mom's anus in a Japanese tentacle video' all about? And explain the lipstick on the cat thing to me."

Don't be ridiculous. I don't have a job.

This is win.

mr lawson: Signed copies of Drew's book that Goodwill refused to take?

/I keed, I keed

I couldn't even find the book in his own store. Maybe I missed it?.? Did find it at bn.com for .99 cents though (new window)

The book was published in May of 2008. Since then so much has happened that has confirmed and reaffirmed his writings. Drew could easily write a follow up with a billion or two examples. Hell, if he focused on politics alone he could provide a few zillion. Hmm, I like that idea, would go well with the current political climate and he's already an established author.

DREW! Write a second book on the bullshiat of politics and the media. I wan't 1% of royalties for life....or at least a month of TF :p

desertmouse: Well then, what if your Mom wants to look up your comment history?

She'll bring me another chicken pot pie and shut her whore mouth is what she'll do!

Hugemeister: Can I get a TotalFark t shirt that says;

"I'm a pretentious douchebag that actually PAYS $5 a month to post IMO's as if I am so f*cking cool and edgy but no matter how hard I try I am still just a douchebag amongst douchebags."

?

u sound mad.

Weaver95: *sigh*

no one of consequences.

I was just kidding, snugglemuffin.

*big hug*