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(The Local (Sweden)) Asinine In case you were wondering, and I know some of you were, bestiality remains legal in Sweden   (thelocal.se) divider line 126
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2011-11-28 12:49:11 PM
so farking cows and horses is going to be banned, but farking your biatch is still ok??
 
2011-11-28 01:22:51 PM
Isn't that what they build this for?

www.thelocal.se
 
2011-11-28 01:22:53 PM
A moose farked my sister.
 
2011-11-28 01:23:14 PM
Yay team Jacob!
 
2011-11-28 01:23:31 PM
Eriksson also argued for the registration of all cats

I told you! First it's the guns, then cats!
/You'll have to pry my cat from my cold dead hand.
//If you outlaw cats, only outlaws will have cats.
 
2011-11-28 01:24:44 PM
Whoa, that's a relief. I won't have to reschedule my vacation.
 
2011-11-28 01:25:19 PM
BurnShrike: Isn't that what they build this for?

[www.thelocal.se image 468x271]


Trojan Goat.


FTA: "This is about people who enter stables and perform sexual actions on horses or cows, which is not natural behaviour for the animal and isn't ethically justifiable," Eriksson said.


So letting the Great Dane stud mount & knot the ladies is still cool?
 
2011-11-28 01:26:19 PM
Well, fark me!

/no . . . . wait
 
2011-11-28 01:26:41 PM
of course i know, it's the only reason my donkey and i go there 6 months out of the year.
 
2011-11-28 01:26:46 PM
After years of debate on the issue, a new proposed law on animal welfare suggests the outlawing of sexual encounters with animals in Sweden, a practice previously decriminalized in 1944.


So, let me get this straight...it was illegal and someone lobbied to make it no longer be a crime? Who are supposed to be the savages, again?
 
2011-11-28 01:27:48 PM
Guess I'll have to go to Thailand and bang kids instead.
 
2011-11-28 01:28:07 PM
AngryJailhouseFistfark: So letting the Great Dane stud mount & knot the ladies is still cool?

Just trim his nails and do something about his breath.

/here all week
//try the pork
 
2011-11-28 01:28:28 PM
Just make it legal to only fark cats, pit bulls, and poisonous snakes. Problem solved.
 
2011-11-28 01:28:41 PM
just asking for it

i.huffpost.com
 
2011-11-28 01:29:23 PM
gergwerk.com

Good gnus, everyone!
 
2011-11-28 01:30:02 PM
Coffee Snob: Guess I'll have to go to Thailand and bang kids instead.

Seat... Over there... You know the drill.
 
2011-11-28 01:30:12 PM
Galloping Galoshes: Eriksson also argued for the registration of all cats

I told you! First it's the guns, then cats!
/You'll have to pry my cat from my cold dead hand.
//If you outlaw cats, only outlaws will have cats.


maybe it's these CATS..
www.ezskins.com
 
2011-11-28 01:32:53 PM
wambu: AngryJailhouseFistfark: So letting the Great Dane stud mount & knot the ladies is still cool?

Just trim his nails and do something about his breath.

/here all week
//try the pork


Seems like they are considering outlawing the pork I was going to try
 
2011-11-28 01:34:11 PM
What's really crazy: It was illegal prior to 1944 and they decriminalized it. Did they think the law was unnecessary or were they eyeballing that sexy Labrador Retreiver down the street?
 
2011-11-28 01:34:14 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND: After years of debate on the issue, a new proposed law on animal welfare suggests the outlawing of sexual encounters with animals in Sweden, a practice previously decriminalized in 1944.


So, let me get this straight...it was illegal and someone lobbied to make it no longer be a crime? Who are supposed to be the savages, again?


No matter how much you want to folks to believe otherwise, you really, deep down inside, want to be white soooo freakin' bad it hurts.

Tell you what, go change your handle to HYDROxINxTHExWIND and get it over with.
 
2011-11-28 01:35:08 PM
Why have we become a country that finds it weird that controls on morality are not legislated?

Oh, and in CA you can marry your first cousin, but not your homosexual partner of 30 yrs.
 
2011-11-28 01:35:27 PM
Hej raring får! Jag har en tolv tums penis!
 
2011-11-28 01:35:40 PM
skullkrusher: Good gnus, everyone!

It's a stretch, but I LOLed.

/ If you can't keep it in your pants, keep in in the family

// If you can't keep it in the family, keep it in the phylum chordata.
 
2011-11-28 01:36:29 PM
What's next? Are they are going to take away corpses too, is that it?
 
2011-11-28 01:36:38 PM
There are job listings at the end of that.
You know... for those of you who would like to live there.
 
2011-11-28 01:37:07 PM
"Today it is very easy, on the internet and other places, to encounter animals for sexual intercourse"

Animals use the internet in Sweden? Would it be a defense if they claimed to be human in their Craigslist pøsting?
 
2011-11-28 01:38:02 PM
t1.gstatic.com

My name is Flossie, and I'm looking for a kine. sensitive man.
 
2011-11-28 01:38:40 PM
rnatalie: Hej raring får! Jag har en tolv tums penis!

Nyt kuulen lampaita puremat voivat olla melko ilkeä.
 
2011-11-28 01:39:03 PM
skullkrusher: [gergwerk.com image 200x181]

Good gnus, everyone!


+!!! epic.
 
2011-11-28 01:39:32 PM
Seems kind of silly. Animals aren't people and thus don't have rights... I can see it being a property crime if you're farking someone else's livestock, but if it's your own you're only endangering yourself, so who cares?

I mean, I personally think it's a bad habit, but other people think my smoking and drinking are bad habits as well and I appreciate their courtesy in largely keeping their noses out of my damned business, so I'll extend the same courtesy to Swedish goat-farkers and so on.
 
2011-11-28 01:42:02 PM
Goban: DROxINxTHExWIND: After years of debate on the issue, a new proposed law on animal welfare suggests the outlawing of sexual encounters with animals in Sweden, a practice previously decriminalized in 1944.


So, let me get this straight...it was illegal and someone lobbied to make it no longer be a crime? Who are supposed to be the savages, again?

No matter how much you want to folks to believe otherwise, you really, deep down inside, want to be white soooo freakin' bad it hurts.

Tell you what, go change your handle to HYDROxINxTHExWIND and get it over with.



LOL. Aww. Did the lil guy get offended because he believes that what Swedes do should not reflect negatively on him? I'll keep my cool hair and big penis. I'm good.
 
2011-11-28 01:43:11 PM
Sounds like it's about time to swap my "Free Candy" van for one that says "Free Milk-Bones."

I'll be in my lab
 
2011-11-28 01:46:02 PM
Yup, Scandinavia and the World covered it, in the first comic even (new window)

Humon's explanation: Denmark was the first country in the world to legalise porn, and later the first country to allow registered partnership between homosexuals. And it's legal to have sex with animals in Denmark (and Norway), so we get sex-tourists from our surrounding countries, looking for some animalistic loving.
Yes, it's not without reason Sweden and Norway see Denmark as... um, "free spirited" at times.
 
2011-11-28 01:46:52 PM
Guys like this laugh at your Swedish shenanigans (new window)

"The owner of the horse didn't immediately return a message from The Associated Press on Monday, but her husband said she knew Vereen was out of prison and she was scared he would come back to their stables."
 
2011-11-28 01:47:00 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND: Goban: DROxINxTHExWIND: After years of debate on the issue, a new proposed law on animal welfare suggests the outlawing of sexual encounters with animals in Sweden, a practice previously decriminalized in 1944.


So, let me get this straight...it was illegal and someone lobbied to make it no longer be a crime? Who are supposed to be the savages, again?

No matter how much you want to folks to believe otherwise, you really, deep down inside, want to be white soooo freakin' bad it hurts.

Tell you what, go change your handle to HYDROxINxTHExWIND and get it over with.


LOL. Aww. Did the lil guy get offended because he believes that what Swedes do should not reflect negatively on him? I'll keep my cool hair and big penis. I'm good.


oh wait... you were referring to white people in general and not Swedes in particular? I thought you were doing a Swedes vs American comparison.
 
2011-11-28 01:47:04 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND:


HYDROxINxTHExWIND, you have got to be the worst troll I've ever heard of.

0/0
 
2011-11-28 01:47:21 PM
Good. Every law is a sign of weakness.
 
2011-11-28 01:48:25 PM
elev8meL8r: Sounds like it's about time to swap my "Free Candy" van for one that says "Free Milk-Bones."

I'll be in my lab


s3.amazonaws.com
 
2011-11-28 01:50:10 PM
RedfordRenegade: I'd give Mr. Hands a high five'r for this great news!

*neigh*
 
2011-11-28 01:51:13 PM
Make More Hinjews: rnatalie: Hej raring får! Jag har en tolv tums penis!

Nyt kuulen lampaita puremat voivat olla melko ilkeä.


Jag köpt en stor torsk fisk.
 
2011-11-28 01:51:57 PM
i once roomed with a girl i wasn't dating(hey, needed help with the rent, okay?)

she had a golden retriever she loved to pieces.

i mean, she REALLY loved that dog.

/what i'm trying to say is i walked in on her once in flagrante delicto(and i know that sounds like something harry potter would cast).
//it was an awkward few days till i shrugged and said 'eh, she's an adult. who gives a fark?'
///great roommate. very clean. always on time with her share of the rent.
//just WAY kinky.
/i know, csb.
 
2011-11-28 01:52:36 PM
"I'm here for the dog show"

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2011-11-28 01:52:36 PM
So in Sweden you can openly talk about kitty porn & not catch the attention of pedo bear.....
 
2011-11-28 01:53:00 PM
skullkrusher: DROxINxTHExWIND: Goban: DROxINxTHExWIND: After years of debate on the issue, a new proposed law on animal welfare suggests the outlawing of sexual encounters with animals in Sweden, a practice previously decriminalized in 1944.


So, let me get this straight...it was illegal and someone lobbied to make it no longer be a crime? Who are supposed to be the savages, again?

No matter how much you want to folks to believe otherwise, you really, deep down inside, want to be white soooo freakin' bad it hurts.

Tell you what, go change your handle to HYDROxINxTHExWIND and get it over with.


LOL. Aww. Did the lil guy get offended because he believes that what Swedes do should not reflect negatively on him? I'll keep my cool hair and big penis. I'm good.

oh wait... you were referring to white people in general and not Swedes in particular? I thought you were doing a Swedes vs American comparison.



Actually, I WAS just talking about Swedes. It had nothing whatsoever to do with black people. But, I guess your buddy took it as a personal attack. Funny, that I bnever see anyone get pissy when the article is about Africa and there are 1,000 "nuke it from orbit" posts. Some folks can dish it but they can't take it.
 
2011-11-28 01:53:06 PM
ewe, that's gross!
 
2011-11-28 01:54:08 PM
Make More Hinjews: Nyt kuulen lampaita puremat voivat olla melko ilkeä.

I agree, their furniture sux.
 
2011-11-28 01:54:32 PM
If the law passes, does that mean it would be illegal to boink Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Lady Gaga?
 
2011-11-28 01:54:37 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND: LOL. Aww. Did the lil guy get offended because he believes that what Swedes do should not reflect negatively on him? I'll keep my cool hair and stereotypically big but statistically below average length penis. I'm good.

fixed ;)
 
2011-11-28 01:55:11 PM
Hot biatches need love too!
 
2011-11-28 01:55:19 PM
Goban: DROxINxTHExWIND:


HYDROxINxTHExWIND, you have got to be the worst troll I've ever heard of.

0/0


And yet here you are, two posts in. FYI, I wasn't trying to troll you. You just don't know how to disagree without falling to pieces.
 
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