FARK.com: (6769222) "According to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office, 32-year old Maykel Borges was hanging around at the Trailerama Trailer Park on 15th Street and asking for beer"

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		"According to the Monroe County Sheriff's Office, 32-year old Maykel Borges was hanging around at the Trailerama Trailer Park on 15th Street and asking for beer" (wtsp.com)		37
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37 Comments (+0 »)

AirForceVet

2011-11-28 11:46:11 AM

It's good to know one can still find affordable housing in the Florida Keys.

some.old.lady.

2011-11-28 11:55:34 AM

Oh yes, he was *axing* for beer ;)

jimpoz

2011-11-28 03:21:37 PM

"Trailerama Park. Sounds like a cozy retirement spot, doesn't it, Richard?"

loki see loki do

2011-11-28 03:22:59 PM

InOmnibusCaritas

2011-11-28 03:23:26 PM

Trailerama? Is that like Chuck-a-Rama or Bowl-o-rama? Is 'rama' a necessary suffix for ALL white trash places?

/West Virginiarama

Rapmaster2000

2011-11-28 03:23:42 PM

Future Drunk!

scottydoesntknow

2011-11-28 03:25:29 PM

"I paid for those illegal transactions!"

Rapmaster2000

2011-11-28 03:26:14 PM

So I had to figure out where this is located and I found it with this:

I was not aware that there were any online mobile home marketplaces.

cwolf20

2011-11-28 03:27:22 PM

I pronounced it "May Kill Borgs" in my head.

My sci-fi is showing. I need to cover it.

Fuggin Bizzy

2011-11-28 03:30:34 PM

InOmnibusCaritas: Trailerama? Is that like Chuck-a-Rama or Bowl-o-rama? Is 'rama' a necessary suffix for ALL white trash places?

/West Virginiarama

I assume -rama is a suffix for business names that sell you the thing in the name. So if Tire-Rama sells tires, then Trailer-Rama would be a place that sold trailers.

/And if you want your own Tire-Rama franchise, call Tire-Rama-Rama, mama!

Kid Lester

2011-11-28 03:30:43 PM

Keys dude

2011-11-28 03:33:57 PM

This happened at the same trailer park in May: Fidel Gutierrez was charged with attempted murder for allegedly attacking his trailermate with a machete. The reason, authorities say: He didn't take kindly to being asked to move out. That case is pending.

/lives two miles from Trailerama, never used a sharp object there

Keys dude

2011-11-28 03:35:21 PM

And from www.KeysNet.com's version of the story: "It wasn't immediately known what kind of beer Borges wanted."

LarryDan43

2011-11-28 03:35:40 PM

Rapmaster2000: So I had to figure out where this is located and I found it with this:

I was not aware that there were any online mobile home marketplaces.

Online is the only way to avoid tornadoes.

Current Resident

2011-11-28 03:37:12 PM

Keys dude: And from www.KeysNet.com's version of the story: "It wasn't immediately known what kind of beer Borges wanted."

I'm guessing the free kind.

UsikFark

2011-11-28 03:38:24 PM

Artist's conception of the arrest? Looks like he's being held armless by alien entities inside of a warp containment field, accompanied by a companion lens.

FunkOut

2011-11-28 03:38:32 PM

Lord Rama unavailable for comment, as he was away on a bow hunting trip in the Everglades.

Farkn Yaj Yenrac

2011-11-28 03:42:07 PM

Rapmaster2000: So I had to figure out where this is located and I found it with this:

[www.mhbay.com image 250x78]

I was not aware that there were any online mobile home marketplaces.

Psshht those guys are chumps anybody who is anybody on the internet mobile home marketplace scene knows that mhbay.com is like the Nickelback of internet mobile home marketplaces. I mean, sure you're the frontrunner, but where's the soul?

puddleonfire

2011-11-28 04:01:15 PM

SomethingInYourTeeth

2011-11-28 04:01:34 PM

This article was written using only stereotypes.

buckler

2011-11-28 04:08:18 PM

UsikFark: [www.wtsp.com image 640x360]

Artist's conception of the arrest? Looks like he's being held armless by alien entities inside of a warp containment field, accompanied by a companion lens.

That's what happens when computer graphics design majors can only find work at the Sheriff's booking office.

dryknife

2011-11-28 04:13:31 PM

Keys dude: This happened at the same trailer park in May: Fidel Gutierrez was charged with attempted murder for allegedly attacking his trailermate with a machete. The reason, authorities say: He didn't take kindly to being asked to move out. That case is pending.

/lives two miles from Trailerama, never used a sharp object there

I thought Trailerama sounded familiar. Sounds like a fun place.

pushcart

2011-11-28 04:21:16 PM

My wife's brother hangs around and asks for beer. Wish I lived in Trailerama.

The Southern Dandy

2011-11-28 04:26:18 PM

So give him 3-4 more beers. Deliver them to him in a pillow case, a la Sean Penn in Bad Boys.

images3.cinema.de

UsikFark

2011-11-28 04:47:37 PM

buckler: computer graphics design majors

Don't make me laugh. Looks like they used MS Paint. If they were a student they would have a discounted copy of CS4 or something, right? And probably a smoother hand on the edges of his head...

mr lawson

2011-11-28 04:47:41 PM

Ahhhh. Trailer-rama. Such a nice place.
/Bootkey Harbor for the Win

common sense is an oxymoron

2011-11-28 04:50:14 PM

The park's residents said they gave him several beers during the course of the day

DNFTT.

Oznog

2011-11-28 04:56:39 PM

UsikFark: buckler: computer graphics design majors

Don't make me laugh. Looks like they used MS Paint. If they were a student they would have a discounted copy of CS4 or something, right? And probably a smoother hand on the edges of his head...

i.qkme.me

They were too lazy to use the Rainbow Meme Generator.

Onkel Buck

2011-11-28 05:44:27 PM

Valderama!

Sloppy Wreck

2011-11-28 06:04:50 PM

RedfordRenegade: You know what? I like you Maykel, you're not like the other people, here at the trailer park.

+ 1!

pervvywanker

2011-11-28 06:14:42 PM

They had me at trailer...

I did "like" 10 News for a shot at the iPad. I'd rather have a new set of trailer stairs though.
download.gannett.edgesuite.net

Clint_Torres

2011-11-28 07:33:08 PM

MontanaDave

2011-11-28 07:41:41 PM

What I wanna know is.... what's his Fark login name?

ka1axy

2011-11-28 08:10:26 PM

MontanaDave: What I wanna know is.... what's his Fark login name?

Disappointed that it took 34 comments...

phalamir

2011-11-28 08:20:30 PM

FTFA: An argument over beer led to a one man to attack another with a hatchet in Marathon.

As good an explanation as any for the First Greco-Persian War

DVOM

2011-11-28 08:35:52 PM