You need to go with a heavier load for a lawn mower. At least a 9mm, if not a .45.

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Why, because of some rednecks in Florida? Get a grip, man.

A firecracker would cause more damage than a .380

I would expect a true redneck to have heavier munitions.

I only check these Florida tag stories to make sure it's not somebody from my mom's Family.

Sorry dude, but getting tased and arrested are also popular redneck activities too

The old dude across the street from me who mows his lawn every day needs to read this article.

My father had two large lawns to mow (not counting the grandparents). When one was done, the other needed mowing. He would ask me to do it on the hottest days of the year. If you did in the morning, the grass was still wet. If you did it in the afternoon, it was like the Black Hole of Calcutta without the smell and the company.

I hate lawns. There is a soft spot in my heart for anybody who shoots a lawn mower, especially a hand mower that vibrates so badly it numbs your hands and your arms. I never used the ride-on lawn-mower because I drive worse than my retarded cousin did on the Go-cart course when we were children.

In short, it is justifiable self-defence to shoot a lawn-mower.

The sound of lawnmowers running in the distance (at a reasonable time of day) is a cheerful sound which says, loudly: THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOD GO I.

Past a certain level of income I think it is a moral duty to hire the neighbor's boy to mow the lawn. He seems to LIKE mowing lawns, or at least not to mind. You should not deprive him of his perquisite income and pleasure.

Lawns belong to those who like lawn maintenance. For the rest of us, God made condos and apartments.

Scatter: Night of the living rednecks.. have no fear, Jello is here.. Link (new window)

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TravisBickle62: BadReligion: BillCo: You need to go with a heavier load for a lawn mower. At least a 9mm, if not a .45.

I was thinking at least a .357 magnum. .45 doesn't offer much penetration.

I agree the .357 is the weapon of choice for hunting lawnmowers

Yeah, if I wanted to pop a cap in my lawn mower, I'm using nothing smaller than a .357 magnum, maybe even a .44 mag. If it REALLY pissed me off, my .450 Bushmaster.

But then, my mowers behave themselves.

I usually carry a .45, mainly because they dont make a .46


This thread is reminding me that I need to mow my lawn.

I remember my dad shooting a lawnmower with a shotgun when I was a child. He stated he knew the mower was a lost cause (prior to shotgun inflicted wounds) but kept working on it, thinking he could actually get it to work. So, to prevent himself from future futile efforts, he shot the thing.