shhhhhhhh dont speak the name

She's like Voldemort, fear of speaking the name only increases fear of the thing itself.

Or whatever the hell Hermione said.

SnakeMan: In before the socialist wealth-redistributing butt pirates can snark about estate taxes. You're not getting her money, give it up, hippies. Go lie in your filth in an Occupy crowd. Oh wait, the police have shut them all down, HA HA!

You're trying awfully hard for a Monday morning.....

SnakeMan: In before the socialist wealth-redistributing butt pirates can snark about estate taxes. You're not getting her money, give it up, hippies. Go lie in your filth in an Occupy crowd. Oh wait, the police have shut them all down, HA HA!

1/10

/What Skarekrough said.

Well, Subster, I'd forgotten about her. That is until you felt lonely reading Starpulse all by yourself and wanted to share the shallowness. Thanks.

I read that as Perez Hilton.

/true headline either way.

who in the hell buys a paris hilton bikini calendar?

I guess it would make a good gag gift...

I remember seeing her have boring, mediocre sex recorded in night-vision mode.

phedex: who in the hell buys a paris hilton bikini calendar?

I guess it would make a good gag gift...

for me to POOP on!

swahnhennessy: Well, Subster, I'd forgotten about her. That is until you felt lonely reading Starpulse all by yourself and wanted to share the shallowness. Thanks.

I'm pretty sure it would be more pathetic to have five or six people sitting around the computer all reading Starpulse together.

Tat'dGreaser: Spoiled? Yes of course. Pretty annoying? Yep yep. With all of that, she's still hot as f*ck.

I don't know how to break it to you...but...you may need glasses.

Geez, she is starting to get that look. That look of a woman getting older, but still believes she is that hot 20 yr. every guy wants. At the beginning she was annoying as hell, but now it is just pathetic.

So the one thing that could eclipse her popularity was Kardashian's arse...

I, for one, would love to see a celebrity death match between these two attention whores....and once the match is underway, we call in the air strike.

I can't wait for Lindsey to reach this stage of the vapid whore evolution chain.

/uses splash attack

Thanks for the mediocre reality show. I got :33 seconds of my original music on the Simple Life Season 1 Finale. After the original airing and subsequent repeats (both US and international), I pocketed about $1100. w00t!

/was unable to get more music on other Bunam Murray productions. Oh well...

Sounds like time to release another sex tape.

PsyLord: Sounds like time to release another sex tape.

Only if it involves lesbian sex.

SnakeMan: In before the socialist wealth-redistributing butt pirates can snark about estate taxes. You're not getting her money, give it up, hippies. Go lie in your filth in an Occupy crowd. Oh wait, the police have shut them all down, HA HA!

Oh wait.

Goonie_Goo_Goo: Thanks for the mediocre reality show. I got :33 seconds of my original music on the Simple Life Season 1 Finale. After the original airing and subsequent repeats (both US and international), I pocketed about $1100. w00t!

/was unable to get more music on other Bunam Murray productions. Oh well...

Tat'dGreaser: blacksharpiemarker: I don't know how to break it to you...but...you may need glasses.

I stand by my statement.

I concur with you... but only if she keeps her vapid mouth closed and that jet ski is going to need to be burned to purify the kind of crotch rabies she's surely carrying around.

Goonie_Goo_Goo: Thanks for the mediocre reality show. I got :33 seconds of my original music on the Simple Life Season 1 Finale. After the original airing and subsequent repeats (both US and international), I pocketed about $1100. w00t!

/was unable to get more music on other Bunam Murray productions. Oh well...

Congrats. That is a lot more than all the musicians I have known put together. I had one roommate who received checks once in while for the amount of 35 cents. For some mediocre song, that the local radio station played once in a great while.

is it just me, or did paris mostly stop being an idiot in public when granddad threatened to take her trust fund away?

Tat'dGreaser: blacksharpiemarker: I don't know how to break it to you...but...you may need glasses.

I stand by my statement.

I'm with the tattoo'd one on this subject.
She may be a vapid, AW but I'd hit that like I just woke up from a 10 year coma.

She might be hot, but I find the air of entitlement she seems to have around her an instant buzz kill- I think I'd have to really hate myself to by a calender and look at it everyday.

But that aside: she's super-rich, and super-famous (even still), but they still couldn't find a location away from the tourists to do her sexy bikini photos?

dai the flu: She might be hot, but I find the air of entitlement she seems to have around her an instant buzz kill- I think I'd have to really hate myself to by a calender and look at it everyday.

But that aside: she's super-rich, and super-famous (even still), but they still couldn't find a location away from the tourists to do her sexy bikini photos?

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Plus, she was in REPO! That has to give her some cred. Not enough to outweigh The Simple Life though.

dai the flu: She might be hot, but I find the air of entitlement she seems to have around her an instant buzz kill- I think I'd have to really hate myself to by a calender and look at it everyday.

But that aside: she's super-rich, and super-famous (even still), but they still couldn't find a location away from the tourists to do her sexy bikini photos?

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The super rich have a special photoshop button that magically erases people from the picture if their net worth is not close to yours (or what you think you are worth). It's the same feature that is built into the brains of the super rich.

If you think Paris is hot you have that one fetish where you want to fark a retarded bird. What's that called again? On the upside, her herpes make her pussy studded for your pleasure.

I would still like a night in Paris.

Is it just me or is she starting to get Bingo Wings? I guess she is past her "Best if used by" date

She was great in "Camp of Approval".

Yum

Sarcastica75: Jake Havechek: She sure knows how to suck a good dick.

what about bad ones?

Hey, I got one of those!

Who? Oh yeah, her. Did not recognize her at first without a dick in her mouth.

Paris Hilton died when Kim Kardashian was born.

Timmy the Tumor: fish500: I remember seeing her have boring, mediocre sex recorded in night-vision mode.

Really?

I remember watching it and thinking "wow, that girl knows how to f*ck!"

Maybe I watched a different video


You poor bastard. You needed to fool around with more girls who went to Catholic school. Or maybe you did watch the wrong tape, because she had all the passion a dead fish.

Rockin' body though.

Jake Havechek: She sure knows how to suck a good dick.

You thought that was a good blowjob? Aw, man. I feel sorry for you and your penis.

mongbiohazard: Timmy the Tumor: fish500: I remember seeing her have boring, mediocre sex recorded in night-vision mode.

Really?

I remember watching it and thinking "wow, that girl knows how to f*ck!"

Maybe I watched a different video


You poor bastard. You needed to fool around with more girls who went to Catholic school. Or maybe you did watch the wrong tape, because she had all the passion a dead fish.

Rockin' body though.

I was with you til that part. No.

Jake Havechek: schubie: Jake Havechek: She sure knows how to suck a good dick.

You thought that was a good blowjob? Aw, man. I feel sorry for you and your penis.

Well not as good as the ones your mom give for 5 bucks behind the Sunoco, but close enough.

Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

mongbiohazard: Timmy the Tumor: fish500: I remember seeing her have boring, mediocre sex recorded in night-vision mode.

Really?

I remember watching it and thinking "wow, that girl knows how to f*ck!"

Maybe I watched a different video


You poor bastard. You needed to fool around with more girls who went to Catholic school. Or maybe you did watch the wrong tape, because she had all the passion a dead fish.

Rockin' body though.

That, well up to the rocking body part at least. Her video was almost as boring as Kardashian's sex video. As far as her body goes, it's average at best. Yeah she's in shape so she's not fat or anything, but nothing stands out. Feet are ungodly huge, legs are kinda meh, her ass is ok, but she could stand to have a bit wider hips, and the titties are average. Her face is pretty enough, but not hot.