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(Gizmodo) Cool A huge list of deals for Cyber Monday shoppers. Of course, you could go down to Walmart and get pepper sprayed by a 400-pound woman wearing a Flavor-Aid stained tube top again. Your call   (gizmodo.com) divider line 127
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PainInTheASP [TotalFark]
2011-11-28 08:34:50 AM
Can we PLEASE stop calling it "Cyber" Monday? This isn't 1997.

/Amazon Monday is fine.
 
BurnShrike
2011-11-28 08:40:09 AM
PainInTheASP: Can we PLEASE stop calling it "Cyber" Monday? This isn't 1997.

You sound cyber-mad!
 
ultraholland
2011-11-28 08:54:48 AM
Liger Monday>Cyber Monday
 
scanman61
2011-11-28 09:02:36 AM
Scrolls to bottom of list...

Digital glove glove....WTF?
 
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian
2011-11-28 09:02:45 AM
Is the 400 pound woman hot?
 
i_am_invisible
2011-11-28 09:04:27 AM
Who else, besides the media, says cyber anything?
 
BurnShrike
2011-11-28 09:05:17 AM
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: Is the 400 pound woman hot?

Of course she is. It's difficult trying to dissipate body heat through that much insulation.
 
You Are All Sheep
2011-11-28 09:06:40 AM
Pepper spray is just a seasoning anyways, she's just hungry.
 
KarmicDisaster
2011-11-28 09:07:29 AM
Let's all cyber!
 
Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian
2011-11-28 09:07:57 AM
BurnShrike: Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: Is the 400 pound woman hot?

Of course she is. It's difficult trying to dissipate body heat through that much insulation.

Stop it, you're making me all....anxious.
 
fruitloop
2011-11-28 09:08:29 AM
A/S/L...wanna cyber?

/{S duckjob
 
spentmiles
2011-11-28 09:08:44 AM
I'm not wearing anything but socks and a rubber.
 
TravisBickle62
2011-11-28 09:10:03 AM
how many laptops do you need?
 
AcneVulgaris
2011-11-28 09:10:05 AM
PainInTheASP: Can we PLEASE stop calling it "Cyber" Monday? This isn't 1997.

/Amazon Monday is fine.

It's a whole new paradigm!
 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark]
2011-11-28 09:10:46 AM
ultraholland: Liger Monday>Cyber Monday

Beerday > Liger Monday > Cyber Monday

/My CC company decided it would be fun to replace my CC last week, therefore denying me any online purchase capability I had
//Therefore denying me both Black Friday and this monday
///Wanted to buy some books off from Amazon, but I guess I'll have to wait
 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark]
2011-11-28 09:11:29 AM
TravisBickle62: how many laptops do you need?

1'345'678'367'001 laptops.
 
meddleRPI
2011-11-28 09:14:26 AM
Blargh, I've already spent too much money, but a 27" monitor for $209, and a 60" 1080p plasma TV for 800...
 
Pick
2011-11-28 09:14:43 AM
Got everything I need, for the time being. Suck it, cyber retailers.
 
spentmiles
2011-11-28 09:15:31 AM
meddleRPI: Blargh, I've already spent too much money, but a 27" monitor for $209, and a 60" 1080p plasma TV for 800...

E-mail me for incredible deals on extended warranties*.

*Product must remain unopened in original packaging for warranty to apply.
 
jimmyjackfunk
2011-11-28 09:15:52 AM
Supposedly, Wal Mart started their big online thing yesterday and it is to run all week. (gotta get a bigger piece of that pie huh?) anyway these "deals" make me want to pfffft. Hell they have Ipod touches starting out at 189.00. Ok that might sound like a good deal except the exact same model you can get for 189 (8gb) is normally 195.00. Not really a good deal imo.

On another note, the Mrs. loves to read and she seen one of the kindles on display and wanted to get one. I did a search for kindle on their site, but it came back with covers and screen protectors and such. I know they carry them but my question is, do you guys recommend something like a kindle that can still serve as an ereader? (they had some kind of pan digital thing on there that runs on android that is an e reader for 80 bucks)

/and i already recommended to her to get a library card and check some actual books out, but she insists she wants one of these things.
 
CygnusDarius [TotalFark]
2011-11-28 09:16:08 AM
Also...

img293.imageshack.us
 
Poison Appleseeds
2011-11-28 09:19:29 AM
Porn is still free.
 
Kurmudgeon
2011-11-28 09:20:03 AM
Am I the only one disturbed that subby knew the flavor of the stains on the tube top?
 
Guidette Frankentits
2011-11-28 09:21:03 AM
pics or it didn't happen
 
moistD
2011-11-28 09:24:31 AM
BurnShrike: Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: Is the 400 pound woman hot?

Of course she is. It's difficult trying to dissipate body heat through that much insulation.

try doing an EKG on her, her fat will prevent the electrical signals from being read.

/yes, I've done an EKG on a 400+ pound woman, and yes I barely was able to capture it
 
fish500
2011-11-28 09:25:12 AM
You Are All Sheep: Pepper spray is just a seasoning anyways, she's just hungry.

Mmmmmmmmm...incapacitating.
 
HungryHungryHippo
2011-11-28 09:28:18 AM
A. Cyber Monday and Preggers.

Q. What are two expressions that make me want to stab someone in the neck?
 
TWX
2011-11-28 09:28:21 AM
fruitloop: A/S/L...wanna cyber?

/{S duckjob

STOP IT! This is FARK, not DALnet!
 
kimwim
2011-11-28 09:29:06 AM
Am I the only one who came in looking for pic of said woman, and is leaving disappoint?
 
Bongo Blue
2011-11-28 09:29:52 AM
cyber me a bucket of socks.
 
reverendsaintjay [TotalFark]
2011-11-28 09:30:50 AM
Kurmudgeon: Am I the only one disturbed that subby knew the flavor of the stains on the tube top?

To be fair, Flavor-aid does leave a pretty unmistakeable taste in your mouth.
 
fireclown
2011-11-28 09:33:47 AM
PainInTheASP: /Amazon Monday is fine.

samdevdiary.files.wordpress.com
Sure. What the heck?
 
Vertdang
2011-11-28 09:38:18 AM
moistD: BurnShrike: Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: Is the 400 pound woman hot?

Of course she is. It's difficult trying to dissipate body heat through that much insulation.

try doing an EKG on her, her fat will prevent the electrical signals from being read.

/yes, I've done an EKG on a 400+ pound woman, and yes I barely was able to capture it

Try doing an x-ray on her. The fat prevents adequate penetration. You're barely able to capture an image.
 
HaywoodJablonski
2011-11-28 09:40:12 AM
HungryHungryHippo: A. Cyber Monday and Preggers.

Q. What are two expressions that make me want to stab someone in the neck?

Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays.

Grab yourself a cup o' joe, some 'za and chillax!
 
WordyGrrl
2011-11-28 09:42:22 AM
Let Herb Zipper show you how to be a Cyber Lovah (Link e-pops for your i-enjoyment)
 
bemis23
2011-11-28 09:43:59 AM
Thankfully the Steam fall sale ends today. Orcs must Die, new copies of FO3 +NV, Oblivion+all DLC, Morrowind, and Limbo ended up on my computer somehow and I'm not even close to done with Skyrim yet.

Hoping for a good deal on Arkham City @ xmas, but it's probably too soon.
 
spentmiles
2011-11-28 09:46:03 AM
Vertdang: moistD: BurnShrike: Minimally Hairy Beer-Powered Simian: Is the 400 pound woman hot?

Of course she is. It's difficult trying to dissipate body heat through that much insulation.

try doing an EKG on her, her fat will prevent the electrical signals from being read.

/yes, I've done an EKG on a 400+ pound woman, and yes I barely was able to capture it

Try doing an x-ray on her. The fat prevents adequate penetration. You're barely able to capture an image.

Not if you are built right, Tiny.
 
enforcerpsu
2011-11-28 09:46:25 AM
I can't be the only one who sees "100 or 150 dollars off" as a weak deal. You get specials like that all the time off sites like dell and amazon. Where is the ridiculous stuff?
 
bdub77 [TotalFark]
2011-11-28 09:48:48 AM
The important thing about fat people that you have to remember, is that you really need to fire the grill up early. You gotta slow cook that shiat.
 
I Hope Your Plane Crashes Twice
2011-11-28 09:49:22 AM
@moistD

Yes I'm sure the fat does make penetration tough.....giggity
 
SlothB77 [TotalFark]
2011-11-28 09:49:47 AM
I need a PC for only two things: itunes and spotify. It literally does not need to do anything else. Will one of the $300 PCs listed suffice? I don't even need to install Office on it.
 
That Guy...From That Show!
2011-11-28 09:50:23 AM
1995 called, they want their CYBER back...

i30.photobucket.com
 
tricycleracer
2011-11-28 09:50:29 AM
Let's all agree to have Christmas on January 25th and enjoy the New Years fire sales all the retailers have as they struggle to make payroll.
 
LesserEvil [TotalFark]
2011-11-28 09:51:36 AM
Gizmodo missed the 42" LCD TV for $299 at NewEgg this morning... sold out now.

$99 is worth my time not participating in "Occupy Best Buy" during Thanksgiving. We had 400 people lined up at 8pm Thursday to get, what, 10 $200 Sharp 42" TVs? Worst, it looked like a homeless shelter had dropped off a lot of them, as well as a rest home or two (I never saw so many people in wheel chairs in one place, outside of a special olympics).

I bought a 40" TV from Target at the Black Friday price a week early (thanks, Mr. Data-Entry-Dude-Who-Made-A-Mistake-That-Took-Several-Hours-To-Correct) , and with the NewEgg purchase, we've got HDTVs for every room in the house that needs them (Living Room, Bedrooms, Exercise room).

Now a rant.... NewEgg has begun an EXTREMELY nasty sales tactic... they hide the price on some items (Amazon, TigerDirect and Best Buy do this too, but not nearly as annoying).until you get to the FINAL STEP in the checkout (after PayPal and Credit Card authorizations). Ugh.
 
Karl Childers
2011-11-28 10:05:08 AM
Congress just declared pepper spray a vegetable.
 
BalugaJoe
2011-11-28 10:05:29 AM
It is not a real holiday. I am sick of hearing about it.

Save your money.
 
HungryHungryHippo
2011-11-28 10:11:57 AM
HaywoodJablonski: HungryHungryHippo: A. Cyber Monday and Preggers.

Q. What are two expressions that make me want to stab someone in the neck?

Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays.

Grab yourself a cup o' joe, some 'za and chillax!

Ha - nicely done!

But also very practical - I think I actually will chillax!
 
MCStymie
2011-11-28 10:15:44 AM
HungryHungryHippo: HaywoodJablonski: HungryHungryHippo: A. Cyber Monday and Preggers.

Q. What are two expressions that make me want to stab someone in the neck?

Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mondays.

Grab yourself a cup o' joe, some 'za and chillax!

Ha - nicely done!

But also very practical - I think I actually will chillax!

...and then "Wakey, wakey! Eggs and bake-y!" popped into my head...

/Pass the pepper spray!!
 
LasersHurt
2011-11-28 10:20:00 AM
In case anyone cares, Newegg has the Vertex 3 120GB SSD for 169. That's 500mb+ read-writes for a mere pittance.

Just in case anyone cares as much as I do about throughput.
 
The Dogs of War
2011-11-28 10:22:55 AM
There is only one thing I want to get, but the price is still way too high. I want Rosetta Stone V4 Russian Levels 1-5. I have the V3 Levels 1-3, but I want to go deeper. It's still sitting at $399.99 (from $499.99). Oh well, maybe it will go down in a few years.

/Wishful thinking :(
 
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