Anyone expect a different reaction? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Dear Pakistan,

You won't be missed.

That statement works pretty much anyway you want to take it.

Love,

America.

PS - Or else....

Wow! Hundreds of people! That's bigger than a Michele Bachmann book signing, but smaller than a middle school soccer tournament.

Look, we get it. We're at war with Eurasia now. We've always been at war with Eurasia. Forget the hype and propaganda and drumbeats, and just declare the war already.

Tickle Mittens: Dear Pakistan,

You won't be missed.
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That statement works pretty much anyway you want to take it.

Love,

America.

PS - Or else....

So your message is 'like being killed, or be nuked'?

Alphax: Tickle Mittens: Dear Pakistan,

You won't be missed.
[ts2.mm.bing.net image 240x300]
That statement works pretty much anyway you want to take it.

Love,

America.

PS - Or else....

So your message is 'like being killed, or be nuked'?

Handle your shiat or get handed to you. No one cries for the Cartheginians, and unlike the Pakistanies, they had something resembling civilization.

Tickle Mittens: Alphax: Tickle Mittens: Dear Pakistan,

You won't be missed.
[ts2.mm.bing.net image 240x300]
That statement works pretty much anyway you want to take it.

Love,

America.

PS - Or else....

So your message is 'like being killed, or be nuked'?

Handle your shiat or get handed to you. No one cries for the Cartheginians, and unlike the Pakistanies, they had something resembling civilization.

What the fark am I reading?

Alphax: What the fark am I reading?

You're reading the ramblings of some idiot named "tickle mittens" who learned about the Punic Wars in his high school history class just before thanksgiving.

Also, since tickle mittens doesn't personally know anyone who was affected by disease and starvation during the famines following the mass genocide that the Romans inflicted on Carthage more than 2,000 years ago, that means that it's OK to use nuclear weapons on Pakistan. If that logic doesn't make any sense to you, you're not alone.

Tickle Mittens: Alphax: Tickle Mittens: Dear Pakistan,

You won't be missed.
[ts2.mm.bing.net image 240x300]
That statement works pretty much anyway you want to take it.

Love,

America.

PS - Or else....

So your message is 'like being killed, or be nuked'?

Handle your shiat or get handed to you. No one cries for the Cartheginians, and unlike the Pakistanies, they had something resembling civilization.

This.

/May as well put our nukes to use sooner or later.

//Sooner would be better.

///Those countries would be just another Sudan if not for the oil.

log_jammin: Yankee go home!

Fine. no more aid money for you.

Yankee come back!

Pretty much. Plus there was that whole lying about Bin Laden being in their country.

I Am The Egg Matt Drudge Smears Upon His Body: Those countries would be just another Sudan if not for the oil.

I'm having a hard time grasping what you're trying to say. Could you explain what you mean by this?

stoli n coke:

log_jammin: Yankee go home!

Fine. no more aid money for you.

Yankee come back!

Pretty much. Plus there was that whole lying about Bin Laden being in their country.

America always attempts to do the right thing... doesn't always work, and is almost never appreciated. I think we're the only country ever to invade countries and worry about an "exit strategy." Well, fark 'em. They get off on calling us evil oppressors, so maybe we should act like it.

Pakistan -- We've got a small tactical nuke here, targeted at your capital. Back the fark off, or stock up on marshmallows, and watch it on the way in.

Iran -- You've got two weeks to eliminate your government, or we glass the country. We like your people, but those tight-assed, constipated old farks that took you over are just farking insane. Pick up weapons at the border of Iraq, if you need 'em. Happy hunting -- a LOT rides on your success.

Iraq -- After us rescuing you from Saddam, you've got a lot of balls to want us out. Watch it, or we'll do just that -- pull out, and destroy all the stuff we built for you. The crazy buggers who survive Iran will crawl in and take your asses over, and then we'll nuke them while they're in your country. Think about it.

China -- You were crazy dicks when you had colonies before, and would probably do the same again. But if you don't stop putting lead in the cheap crap you send over here, poisoning our kids, we will slap a 500% tariff on everything you sell here, and then you can EAT those friggin' iPods and Nikes.

And Russia -- One more goddam picture of that batshiat Putin without his friggin' shirt, and Kieve won't be your only radioactive city.

More announcements at eleven.

The Larch: Alphax: What the fark am I reading?

You're reading the ramblings of some idiot named "tickle mittens" who learned about the Punic Wars in his high school history class just before thanksgiving.

Also, since tickle mittens doesn't personally know anyone who was affected by disease and starvation during the famines following the mass genocide that the Romans inflicted on Carthage more than 2,000 years ago, that means that it's OK to use nuclear weapons on Pakistan. If that logic doesn't make any sense to you, you're not alone.

And if it does make sense to you, head to your nearest GOP primary and sign up for the next debate.

GeneralJim: stoli n coke: log_jammin: Yankee go home!

Fine. no more aid money for you.

Yankee come back!

Pretty much. Plus there was that whole lying about Bin Laden being in their country.
America always attempts to do the right thing... doesn't always work, and is almost never appreciated. I think we're the only country ever to invade countries and worry about an "exit strategy." Well, fark 'em. They get off on calling us evil oppressors, so maybe we should act like it.

Pakistan -- We've got a small tactical nuke here, targeted at your capital. Back the fark off, or stock up on marshmallows, and watch it on the way in.

Iran -- You've got two weeks to eliminate your government, or we glass the country. We like your people, but those tight-assed, constipated old farks that took you over are just farking insane. Pick up weapons at the border of Iraq, if you need 'em. Happy hunting -- a LOT rides on your success.

Iraq -- After us rescuing you from Saddam, you've got a lot of balls to want us out. Watch it, or we'll do just that -- pull out, and destroy all the stuff we built for you. The crazy buggers who survive Iran will crawl in and take your asses over, and then we'll nuke them while they're in your country. Think about it.

China -- You were crazy dicks when you had colonies before, and would probably do the same again. But if you don't stop putting lead in the cheap crap you send over here, poisoning our kids, we will slap a 500% tariff on everything you sell here, and then you can EAT those friggin' iPods and Nikes.

And Russia -- One more goddam picture of that batshiat Putin without his friggin' shirt, and Kieve won't be your only radioactive city.

More announcements at eleven.

umm, what the hell is wrong with you? Did you eat a lot of lead growing up?

The Larch: Wow! Hundreds of people! That's bigger than a Michele Bachmann book signing, but smaller than a middle school soccer tournament.

Look, we get it. We're at war with Eurasia now. We've always been at war with Eurasia. Forget the hype and propaganda and drumbeats, and just declare the war already.

Are we at war yet? Are we at war yet? Are we at war yet? Are we at war yet? Are we at war yet? Are we at war yet?

...

GLASS PARKING LOT!

WaitWhatWhy:

umm, what the hell is wrong with you? Did you eat a lot of lead growing up?

Nope. I FED a lot of it.... Are you hungry?

In other news, Teabaggers pronounce new found love for Pakistan.

Goddamn, this thread is overstocked on reactionary retards. Some of you need to go home. We'll call you if we need to reach the quota later on.

GeneralJim: WaitWhatWhy: umm, what the hell is wrong with you? Did you eat a lot of lead growing up?
Nope. I FED a lot of it.... Are you hungry?

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Ah, traumatic head injury coupled with congential brain defects, got it.

ox45tallboy: swahnhennessy: Goddamn, this thread is overstocked on reactionary retards. Some of you need to go home. We'll call you if we need to reach the quota later on.

I find it hard to react to an empty threat like this. It's not even their actual government, it's a bunch of their wing-nuts. If Pakistan wanted to do something, they would have done so when they had a good reason - our invasion of their sovereignty when we took out bin Laden.

This seems more like the government is (wisely) letting its citizens blow off some steam.

Yup. Given that the more standard response in this region is blow the fark out of someone with an IED, this is pretty much ok in my book.

ox45tallboy: But I'm with you, it's like Pooty-poot has to prove to everyone that he's the manliest man on the freakin' planet.

He's short.

ox45tallboy: sendtodave: ox45tallboy: But I'm with you, it's like Pooty-poot has to prove to everyone that he's the manliest man on the freakin' planet.

He's short.

Everything I'm seeing says 170-175 cm, or 5'7"-5'9". Not exactly tall, but not really conspicuously short. He should get together with Kim Jong-Il and swap elevator shoe tips.

My vote is for a shirtless Putin riding down Kim Jong-Il with a horse. Kind of like the Domo chasing the kitten picture.

Right-wing and mullah parties are always looking for excuses to denounce this 'alliance' with America

In this instance, the outrage is justified. You can't expect people to shrug their shoulders at an entire army post being attacked and 28 soldiers being killed by your "ally". Yes, friendly fire happens, especially in pursuit of insurgents, but there is no evidence that this was the case here. The Americans were inside Pakistani airspace (2.5 clicks from the border) and were given warning shots from small arms, which they responded to by blowing up the entire base.

Of course, if they're smart, the military establishment will use this as an opportunity to extract better terms from the Americans..

alybaba: Right-wing and mullah parties are always looking for excuses to denounce this 'alliance' with America

In this instance, the outrage is justified. You can't expect people to shrug their shoulders at an entire army post being attacked and 28 soldiers being killed by your "ally". Yes, friendly fire happens, especially in pursuit of insurgents, but there is no evidence that this was the case here. The Americans were inside Pakistani airspace (2.5 clicks from the border) and were given warning shots from small arms, which they responded to by blowing up the entire base.

Of course, if they're smart, the military establishment will use this as an opportunity to extract better terms from the Americans..

They will, why do you think they're reviewing the supply chain issues into Afganistan.

WaitWhatWhy:

Ah, traumatic head injury coupled with congential brain defects, got it.

So, you're one of those poor bastidges whats got his sense o'humor shot off in the war...

ox45tallboy:

GeneralJim: And Russia -- One more goddam picture of that batshiat Putin without his friggin' shirt, and Kieve won't be your only radioactive city.

What about North Korea, and all of the pictures of Kim Jong-Il looking at things?

But I'm with you, it's like Pooty-poot has to prove to everyone that he's the manliest man on the freakin' planet.

Seriously... Save it for match.com.

North Korea? What the fark could we do to them that's worse than that "ronery guy?"

GeneralJim: WaitWhatWhy: Ah, traumatic head injury coupled with congential brain defects, got it.
So, you're one of those poor bastidges whats got his sense o'humor shot off in the war...

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Nope, just have a low tolerance for idiots advocating things that would cause global war.

/appolgies if you're going for some sort of Poe's law bit, its hard to tell these days.

WaitWhatWhy:

GeneralJim: WaitWhatWhy: Ah, traumatic head injury coupled with congential brain defects, got it.

So, you're one of those poor bastidges whats got his sense o'humor shot off in the war...

[www.demotivationalposters.org image 640x691]

Nope, just have a low tolerance for idiots advocating things that would cause global war.

/appolgies if you're going for some sort of Poe's law bit, its hard to tell these days.

Aloha, and welcome to Hawai'i!

Meh. Nothing an attitude adustment can't fix.

real_headhoncho:

So, what are your feelings on Cuba and Mexico?

Cuba? Looks like Zombie Castro is solving that little problem. We may need some more machetes in South Florida, for when they walk over, though... Probably around May or June. It's a long walk.

And Mexico? Hell, round up our homeless and welfare types, and ship 'em to Mexico, DF. Fair's fair -- it's their turn.

ox45tallboy:

GeneralJim: roneryguy.jpg

That's pretty bad. We could drop leaflets bearing that picture - by law, they can't be destroyed since they have his image.

Har! Nicely played!

GeneralJim: America always attempts to do the right thing

Yeah no.
Not saying we're in the wrong in this particular instance but America's government has a history of terrorism much larger than Al Qaeda's. And that's only counting the CIA.

Alphax: Tickle Mittens: Alphax: Tickle Mittens: Dear Pakistan,

You won't be missed.
[ts2.mm.bing.net image 240x300]
That statement works pretty much anyway you want to take it.

Love,

America.

PS - Or else....

So your message is 'like being killed, or be nuked'?

Handle your shiat or get handed to you. No one cries for the Cartheginians, and unlike the Pakistanies, they had something resembling civilization.

What the fark am I reading?

Rushbo?

GeneralJim: WaitWhatWhy: GeneralJim: WaitWhatWhy: Ah, traumatic head injury coupled with congential brain defects, got it.

So, you're one of those poor bastidges whats got his sense o'humor shot off in the war...

[www.demotivationalposters.org image 640x691]

Nope, just have a low tolerance for idiots advocating things that would cause global war.

/appolgies if you're going for some sort of Poe's law bit, its hard to tell these days.

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Aloha, and welcome to Hawai'i!

good deal. I can't see most of the images due to work firewalls, so it's hard to tell sometimes. I'll just go ahead and assume the last image was directed at my mom.

m2313:

GeneralJim: America always attempts to do the right thing

Yeah no.
Not saying we're in the wrong in this particular instance but America's government has a history of terrorism much larger than Al Qaeda's. And that's only counting the CIA.

WaitWhatWhy:

good deal. I can't see most of the images due to work firewalls, so it's hard to tell sometimes. I'll just go ahead and assume the last image was directed at my mom.

Gee, why didn't I think of that? Nah, it was a guy with a truly GINORMIC double fishhook through his cheek.

/ Get it?

GeneralJim: WaitWhatWhy: good deal. I can't see most of the images due to work firewalls, so it's hard to tell sometimes. I'll just go ahead and assume the last image was directed at my mom.
Gee, why didn't I think of that? Nah, it was a guy with a truly GINORMIC double fishhook through his cheek.

/ Get it?
I was just working off the link text. And yes, 10/10 on the trolling.

Pakistanis burning Obama in effigy is racist, unless they are protesting that he did not include the public option in health care reform.