'6 Dead or Missing After Bill Bungles Rescue'

/US press

Good for him. Hereditary nobility is still a silly concept.

That's nice. Does everyone in Britain get an article for doing his job? What's worse is that I have to hear this crap on NBC Nightly News. I'm pretty sure we fought a war so I didn't have to hear about the mundane shiat the inbred leaders of another country do.

dopeydwarf: WTF Indeed: That's nice. Does everyone in Britain get an article for doing his job? What's worse is that I have to hear this crap on NBC Nightly News. I'm pretty sure we fought a war so I didn't have to hear about the mundane shiat the inbred leaders of another country do.

Because this shiat is so much better:

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Well put sir, well put.

Heh. He was flying a Sea King. How appropriate.

Baldy baldy baldy bald before 30.

No amount of wealth, fame, heroism, or royalty can fix that!

Suck it William, I'm winning!

/40 with a full head of non-grey hair

After saving the sailors, he should've come out of the water, arms aloft, with a rousing, "Score one for the 1%, biatches!"

The Daily Fail is a Royalty cocksucker 'newspaper'.

If any of the inbreds farted it would be reported as a gift to all mankind.

The chances are that 'Will' co-piloting the chopper meant that he sat up-front while the real pilot did the job.

Still, it makes a change for him not to use helicopters as private taxis to impress his friends anymore.


/Yes, subby is indeed a royalist cocksucker.

Fish in a Barrel: Heh. He was flying a Sea King. How appropriate.

FARK YEAH SEAKING

Giant, clanging brass balls.

That's what's needed to fly in that ancient helo and hold it steady in a 50 knot gale while winching up shipwreck survivors at oh-dark-thirty in the AM. That applies to anyone with any unit with such a responsibility, such as these gallant folks in the RAF, or our own USCG. And the fact that the future King of England chose this career path over bedding wenches and constantly getting piss-drunk at the people's expense speaks VERY highly of him.

Well done, Sir- well done indeed.

dopeydwarf: WTF Indeed: That's nice. Does everyone in Britain get an article for doing his job? What's worse is that I have to hear this crap on NBC Nightly News. I'm pretty sure we fought a war so I didn't have to hear about the mundane shiat the inbred leaders of another country do.

Because this shiat is so much better:

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Never could a counter-ownage come so swiftly.

Snarfangel: Good for him. Hereditary nobility is still a silly concept.

I don't want to white knight for the royal family too much, but they do serve a purpose. National symbols have practical usefulness, especially in enforcing a bit of identity coherence in an ethnically-diverse, medium-sized power on the decline.

Some royalty do earn their keep. See Spain's king during that coup attempt for a good example.

My father is of the opinion, and I halfheartedly support him here, that China would have had a much more mellow twentieth century if they had moved to a constitutional monarchy rather than deposed the last emperor.

/also, less of a stab hit
//not obscure

On the other hand he's still going bald despite being so young. Poor fella.

MadSkillz: The important takeaway from this article is that there is an Irish Sea. And it's not composed of whisky.

That's a bloody shame.

WTF Indeed: That's nice. Does everyone in Britain get an article for doing his job? What's worse is that I have to hear this crap on NBC Nightly News. I'm pretty sure we fought a war so I didn't have to hear about the mundane shiat the inbred leaders of another country do.

GungFu: The Daily Fail is a Royalty cocksucker 'newspaper'.

If any of the inbreds farted it would be reported as a gift to all mankind.

The chances are that 'Will' co-piloting the chopper meant that he sat up-front while the real pilot did the job.

Still, it makes a change for him not to use helicopters as private taxis to impress his friends anymore.


/Yes, subby is indeed a royalist cocksucker.

The troll is growing in this thread.

If I was him, there's no way I would have married so young.

Tax Boy: [www.baldcelebrity.com image 222x320]

Baldy baldy baldy bald before 30.

No amount of wealth, fame, heroism, or royalty can fix that!

Suck it William, I'm winning!

/40 with a full head of non-grey hair

You're a terrible person. As a young man in his 20s looking down the barrel of male pattern baldness, I am obliged to say I hate you.

When he is finished plugging seaman from the sea, perhaps he can put those specialised skills to use unclogging our dorm's shower drains...

bdub77: I didn't know William was the type that saved seamen.

Each one is sacred, you know.

Kudos to William for not being a useless spoiled old money douchebag like the rest of his family.

Deagan Herumor: Tax Boy: [www.baldcelebrity.com image 222x320]

Baldy baldy baldy bald before 30.

No amount of wealth, fame, heroism, or royalty can fix that!

Suck it William, I'm winning!

/40 with a full head of non-grey hair

You're a terrible person. As a young man in his 20s looking down the barrel of male pattern baldness, I am obliged to say I hate you.

Meh, my husband was bald at 18. Never saw him with hair. Don't really care. I just kind of liked the guy. If all you have going for you is snotting out at someone because they are losing hair and you are not it's pretty sad.

bdub77: I didn't know William was the type that saved seamen.

He brought them all to his house, and you could hear Catherine complain:


She said there's
Seamen all around the bed
And seamen on the floor
Seamen in the bathroom
And behind the closet door

There's seamen in the fireplace
And seamen in the hall
The living room is carpeted
With seamen, wall to wall

There's seamen in the entryway
And seamen on the stair
And worst of all, there's even seamen
In me underwear

There's some behind the larder
And beneath the table, too
I do believe your seamen
Got into me Irish stew

There's seamen here in front of me
And seamen in the rear
My God-there's even seamen
Hanging from the chandelier

There's seamen on the windowsill
And seamen in the yard
The seamen even left a stain
Upon the Saint Bernard

Although I am a patient wife
'Tis more than I can bear
To wake up in the morning
With your seamen in my hair

I ne'er again do wish to see thee
Darken up my door
So clean up all your seamen and
Come round my way no more
So clean up all your seamen and
Come round my way no more!

Remember, remember the fifth of November, the gunpowder treason and plot. I see no reason why gunpowder treason should ever be forgot. With a dark lantern, with a light match, holla, boys, holla, boys, God save the king. If you haven't got no money, give us some beer, Guy Fawkes comes only once a year, bang, crash, wallop!

I guess that Cooks Island flag of convenience wasn't too convenient for a few of those sailors.

Mixolydian Master: Wow..The only way his royal dick could get any deeper in your throat is if he stuffed a nut in each cheek.

Yeah, I'm pretty sue he has his own cheeks to worry about:

one0nine: And the fact that the future King of England chose this career path over bedding wenches and constantly getting piss-drunk at the people's expense speaks VERY highly of him.

I would have gone with the wenches.

/just saying...

Tax Boy: Baldy baldy baldy bald before 30.

No amount of wealth, fame, heroism, or royalty can fix that!

Suck it William, I'm winning!

/40 with a full head of non-grey hair

The poor guy doesn't have a good face or head to shave it all off either.

/if I could say I have a "type", it's a man who can wear a shaved head and a goatee

I wonder if the royal wiper is deployed as well.

I should be in the kitchen: /if I could say I have a "type", it's a man who can wear a shaved head and a goatee



You rang?

God damnit. I wanted to hate him. Now I can't.

/pouts

WTF Indeed

That's nice. Does everyone in Britain get an article for doing his job? What's worse is that I have to hear this crap on NBC Nightly News. I'm pretty sure we fought a war so I didn't have to hear about the mundane shiat the inbred leaders of another country do.

And you have done... what... lately? Or actually.... ever..

Anyone willing to hang their ass out there to attempt a rescue is deserving of respect. I can overlook someone's pretensions of nobility or royalty when they engage in cooperative, helpful behaviour.

Everyone who paticipated in that rescue operation should be recognized for their efforts, not just the future King of the United Kingdom and those Commonwealth states that still have the British monarch as head of state.

Tax Boy: [www.baldcelebrity.com image 222x320]

Baldy baldy baldy bald before 30.

No amount of wealth, fame, heroism, or royalty can fix that!

Suck it William, I'm winning!

/40 with a full head of non-grey hair

So what? Maybe you've got hair but nuthin' else going on.
Impressive.

Tax Boy: [www.baldcelebrity.com image 222x320]
Baldy baldy baldy bald before 30.
No amount of wealth, fame, heroism, or royalty can fix that!
Suck it William, I'm winning!
/40 with a full head of non-grey hair

I hope you get alopecia. The really bad, spotty kind. Then your hair grows back white, like a guy I knew. We called him Dalmation.

cryinoutloud: Tax Boy: [www.baldcelebrity.com image 222x320]
Baldy baldy baldy bald before 30.
No amount of wealth, fame, heroism, or royalty can fix that!
Suck it William, I'm winning!
/40 with a full head of non-grey hair

I hope you get alopecia. The really bad, spotty kind. Then your hair grows back white, like a guy I knew. We called him Dalmation Dalmatian.

Curses don't work if you misspell.

real_headhoncho: That BASTARD!

/but seriously, well done. Especially done in a Sea King 50,000 Helicopter parts flying in formation.

/FTFY

//Miss you Jock.

Has any European monarch before now had even the possibility of a great-grandchild? (Does the Queen Mum count?) Medical advances will make royalty obsolete before politics does it. Charles won't be king til he's 65. He might make it 20 years, then William gets it at 50. If he makes it 30 years or more any baby he has won't take the throne until s/he's 50 or older. And if all of them do as well as QEII it'll just get worse and worse.

Sovereigns are supposed Take the throne at 16 and die at 30! It's god's will!

At least British nobility still have a shred of noblesse oblige. Can't say much for the American variety, no matter how symbolic.

I guess no one calls them "Sinkings" anymore?

/sorta like a crashhawk...