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Mugato

2011-11-27 02:09:51 PM

Good Lord.

Ed Finnerty

2011-11-27 02:33:59 PM

Zeppelininthesky

2011-11-27 03:25:36 PM

I don't want my Christmas tree to get herpes

PizzaJedi81

2011-11-27 03:27:01 PM

Dear Santa,

This Christmas, I'd like a cyanide capsule, please.

Thank you,

PizzaJedi81

loonatic112358

2011-11-27 03:31:48 PM

these things are perfect........for target practice

KatjaMouse

2011-11-27 03:34:11 PM

Classy all the way.

Death_Poot

2011-11-27 03:36:46 PM

"Good Lord"

Came to say this. We, as a society, have hit rock bottom

Hoboclown

2011-11-27 03:43:04 PM

I think I just found my gift for the office yankee swap!

cheap_thoughts

2011-11-27 03:45:49 PM

Calling them "tanned guidos" is like calling an atm an "atm machine" or saying "pin number". Is there a pale guido?

demonfaerie

2011-11-27 03:50:03 PM

My friend showed this to me a few days ago and Snooki was priced as $12.99. I think she is priced way to high.

wikid one

2011-11-27 03:57:37 PM

cheap_thoughts: Calling them "tanned guidos" is like calling an atm an "atm machine" or saying "pin number". Is there a pale guido?

Well lets look at the criteria:
Drunk
Fighting
Incoherent dialect of English
Spiked hair
~~Tan~~ Pale

I do believe that the irish meet that criteria.

Farkin'round

2011-11-27 03:58:02 PM

Evil Kirk vs Bad Ash

2011-11-27 03:58:31 PM

cheap_thoughts: Calling them "tanned guidos" is like calling an atm an "atm machine" or saying "pin number". Is there a pale guido?

Gothic guido!

Ivandrago

2011-11-27 04:00:06 PM

I can't find them anywhere. I hate Christmas and want to buy them.
The googles do nothing.

Lone Stranger

2011-11-27 04:09:36 PM

A tramp, a juicehead and a gorilla on your christmas tree...lol.

InOmnibusCaritas

2011-11-27 04:47:01 PM

Can't be worse than the Redneck Christmas Tree (new window)

Or the Redneck Advent Calendar:

2.bp.blogspot.com

ThisNameSux

2011-11-27 04:56:25 PM

No JWOWW? farking outrage.

InOmnibusCaritas

2011-11-27 05:04:12 PM

Or the Frat bro's Christmas tree:

3.bp.blogspot.com

Sultan Of Herf

2011-11-27 05:10:02 PM

Ornaments no, something thats coming with me on my next trip to the shooting range...quite possible.

dopeydwarf

2011-11-27 05:20:02 PM

homeschooled

2011-11-27 06:02:59 PM

I BOUGHT ALL OF THEM.

drjekel_mrhyde

2011-11-27 06:09:13 PM

homeschooled: I BOUGHT ALL OF THEM.

Can I have your snookie
/"Welcome to Costco, I love you"

eas81

2011-11-27 06:18:14 PM

Let me know when this one comes out. Also anyone else notice they made snooki ALOT skinnier then that fat troll is.

images.wikia.com

eas81

2011-11-27 06:19:51 PM

Have just the tree for those things.

www.ideashomeconcept.com

quatchi

2011-11-27 06:23:47 PM

demonfaerie: My friend showed this to me a few days ago and Snooki was priced as $12.99. I think she is priced way to high.

Strewth. You could prolly get the real Snooki to give you a drunken handy fer half that.

Appropriate name for that website, btw.

Clicked on the link and my first reaction was... EW!

cheap_thoughts

2011-11-27 06:28:50 PM

wikid one: cheap_thoughts: Calling them "tanned guidos" is like calling an atm an "atm machine" or saying "pin number". Is there a pale guido?

Well lets look at the criteria:
Drunk
Fighting
Incoherent dialect of English
Spiked hair
Tan Pale

I do believe that the irish meet that criteria.

They're known as Mick's not guidos.

velcrovagina

2011-11-27 06:29:06 PM

I saw them at Walgreen's and nobody seems to want them.......

Im_Gumby

2011-11-27 07:14:18 PM

Only one pic of guidos?

Fark, I am dissapoint

srewolf

2011-11-27 07:40:20 PM

Ed Finnerty: [dtdstudios.com image 435x444]

pic of guidos in front of Christmas tree

I keep seeing these guys crop up in different photos, year after year. Surely they aren't really real. Where do you people get these photos?

Evenbiggerknickers

2011-11-27 07:42:17 PM

Im_Gumby: Only one pic of guidos?

Fark, I am dissapoint

Here you go

www.fuckfrance.com

ThisNameSux

2011-11-27 07:42:28 PM

eas81: Also anyone else notice they made snooki ALOT skinnier then that fat troll is.

Have you seen her lately? She's getting hot again.

SnakeMan

2011-11-27 07:47:19 PM

What's the difference between Jersey guidos and Philly guidos? More cheesesteak?

PJRart

2011-11-27 08:03:09 PM

No, just more cheese.

Death_Poot

2011-11-27 08:18:50 PM

So now she's a twin sized mattress instead of a queen size, The jizz stained sheets havent been changed.

/not on your life. I value my health

ColTomParker

2011-11-27 09:31:48 PM

This is why the terrorists hate us.

Well, this and the whole black Friday thing.

Elvis Da King

2011-11-27 09:59:34 PM

ColTomParker: This is why the terrorists hate us.

Well, this and the whole black Friday thing.

Nah. The Black Friday thing scares the Hell outta them. Just like everyone else in the world.

Bathia_Mapes

2011-11-27 10:43:38 PM

ThisNameSux: eas81: Also anyone else notice they made snooki ALOT skinnier then that fat troll is.

Have you seen her lately? She's getting hot again.

[i44.tinypic.com image 348x1100]

Are you kidding me? There's nothing on Earth that would make that coont rag look remotely hot.

Well, maybe if she was sprayed down with lighter fluid & set on fire. Maybe then.

Elvis Da King

2011-11-27 10:55:33 PM

Bathia_Mapes: ThisNameSux: eas81: Also anyone else notice they made snooki ALOT skinnier then that fat troll is.

Have you seen her lately? She's getting hot again.

[i44.tinypic.com image 348x1100]

Are you kidding me? There's nothing on Earth that would make that coont rag look remotely hot.

Well, maybe if she was sprayed down with lighter fluid & set on fire. Maybe then.

How adventurous are you?

minoridiot

2011-11-27 11:21:14 PM

homeschooled: I BOUGHT ALL OF THEM.

So did I. I now have my office white elephant gift.

pion

2011-11-28 01:12:42 AM

This isn't the way I wanted the cast of Jersey Shore to be hanging on a tree.

Dwhaerter

2011-11-28 02:18:25 AM

exparrot

2011-11-28 07:00:49 AM

Look, when I said I wanted to hang them from a tree, this isn't what I meant.

Cheron

2011-11-28 08:04:38 AM

ThisNameSux: She's getting hot again.

I don't think that means what you think it means.

Balchinian

2011-11-28 08:20:52 AM

exparrot: Look, when I said I wanted to hang them from a tree, this isn't what I meant.

My thoughts exactly.
+1

IrateShadow

2011-11-28 08:38:47 AM

farkin' a.These would be perfect for a white elephant I'm going to. The goal is to bring a gift that nobody would want. On the other hand, I'd hate to do anything that would give these assholes money or otherwise encourage them.

Slaves2Darkness

2011-11-28 08:40:33 AM

Anybody else read that headline at first as tanned gecko's?

Freakin Rican

2011-11-28 04:06:40 PM

CanuckAmok

2011-11-28 09:34:30 PM

$12.99 for a Snookie ornament?!?

Why not save a couple bucks and get the real thing?

/and by "save a couple bucks", i mean "Ten dollars worth of moonshine"...

//mmmv

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