This is what happens when you fly a jetman in the Alps.

That daring young man on the fryin triblotz- freezing trablitz- HORIZONTAL BAR (ooooooh DINGDINGDING)

/damn right that's obscure
//Beetle-baaaaaum

ALBATROSS!

Those silly kids.

i8dbbq: ALBATROSS!

Flap flap flapping my albatross wings!

Also, the guy looks like Vladimir Putin.

That's falling with style

Those hairy lower life forms we call monkeys
They have so much fun
Just living in trees
Oh, how I'd love to be one of these...


\I'm gonna be a monkey

"Rocket Man, burnin' up the trees on every lawn..."

If you like the video here, take a look at this one: The Art of Flight, about some guys flying their freewings through the fjords of Norway (same idea as this guy, but no jet engine). It has awesome music, too!

skinink: While watching the Rocketeer movie I always wondered why those rockets didn't fry his legs into bloody stumps.
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That movie had so much potential tho.

/superheroes and the laws of universe.
/two streams that shouldn't cross...

Sponge Bob Square Pants!

/don't know why I read headline to that tune

ManBearPig?

What, nobody here asking "Where's my Jetpack"?

Okay...

WHERE'S MY JETPACK?

skinink: While watching the Rocketeer movie I always wondered why those rockets didn't fry his legs into bloody stumps.
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Didn't you see the reinforced heel on his stylish leather boots? Proof against rocket blasts. You don't think it was the fridge that protected Indiana Jones, do you? It was the leather jacket.

"He flies through the air with the greatest of ease"

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!

Man, now I want to play Pilotwings.

He's gonna be sued by the Iron Man Franchise in 3......2......1...

skinink: While watching the Rocketeer movie I always wondered why those rockets didn't fry his legs into bloody stumps.
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They say it's because of a double-walled chamber and preheated fuel.

way south: skinink: While watching the Rocketeer movie I always wondered why those rockets didn't fry his legs into bloody stumps.
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That movie had so much potential tho.

/superheroes and the laws of universe.
/two streams that shouldn't cross...

It still has potential.

You can't go wrong with a hot young Jennifer Connelly.

What I really like about this guy?

"'I was not ready. It would be unsafe and disrespectful to my team and everybody here to present something not well prepared,' Rossy said."

He's not just a self-centered empty-headed showboat. He knows when it's time to light this candle, and when it's time to say, no, I won't let my team down by killing myself because I'm an attention whore.

+1

How long before these things are selling like hotcakes in Mexico.

Here are the blueprints:

That's not an aerial trapeze.

This is an aerial trapeze:

reminds me of a guy seen online who builds his own rockets, has flown them and ridden them mounted on a bike. genius with bells the size of chandeliers.

db2: This is what happens when you fly a jetman in the Alps.

WINNER! I didn't realize that was the (almost) censored version.

Look, Yves. Have you ever heard of Vietnam?

Came to mind first...



Is there anything that's obscure on Fark?

/hot like his pack

Cyberbenali:Came to mind first...

Red Skelton is not obscure. Neither is this scene from Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines or How I Flew from London to Paris in 25 hours 11 minutes.

BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY LET'S GO FLYIN'