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(Daily Mail) Dumbass Father of the Year candidate is a 34-year-old on welfare, has had 15 children with 13 different women, and has two more on the way. Bonus: His name is Cumming   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 279
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2011-11-27 09:03:06 AM
dvdmedia.ign.com
 
2011-11-27 09:18:14 AM
i.dailymail.co.uk

I wonder if that ridiculous haircut is the source of his power to create hyper-virile sperm.
 
2011-11-27 09:25:25 AM
Hey, the Daily Fail made up another one of these guys.
 
2011-11-27 09:37:17 AM
That must make for some awkward introductions. "I'm Cumming!"
 
2011-11-27 09:40:38 AM
Really, GAT_00: Hey, the Daily Fail made up another one of these guys.

Well, to be fair, the 18 year old mother with five kids from six different fathers gets old.
 
2011-11-27 09:57:31 AM
Gareth?
 
2011-11-27 09:57:34 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2011-11-27 09:57:42 AM
Feckless? Seems like he's quite feckful, actually.
 
2011-11-27 09:59:19 AM
Either white trailer-trash or a black ghetto trash. Either way, forced sterilizarion.

/wonders why women are so stupid sometimes.
//theyre obviously dumb if they fark this guy.
 
2011-11-27 10:00:23 AM
That guy isn't even remotely handsome.

Those women really are morons.
 
2011-11-27 10:01:44 AM
"What do you mean hes white?"
 
2011-11-27 10:01:46 AM
FTFA: "Mr Cumming's 19-year-old ex-girlfriend birth to his latest child, a son, two weeks ago."

I think they accidentally the whole thing.
 
2011-11-27 10:01:51 AM
Y'know, at this point you almost have to start respecting the guy a little.

I mean, damn.
 
2011-11-27 10:02:10 AM
Done in one.
 
2011-11-27 10:02:48 AM
Since we already legislate a lot of stupid shiat already, why can't we make toolbags such as this just work for the state. We give you welfare and you clean sidewalks, m8.
 
2011-11-27 10:04:48 AM
Shirley Ujest: That guy isn't even remotely handsome.

What do you think the women and the kids look like?
The ugly are winning the reproduction super bowl.
 
2011-11-27 10:05:26 AM
IF true - forced sterilization
 
2011-11-27 10:05:29 AM
Shirley Ujest: That guy isn't even remotely handsome.

Those women really are morons.


Sorry, I read that as "Mormon."
 
2011-11-27 10:08:55 AM
Darth_Lukecash: Really, GAT_00: Hey, the Daily Fail made up another one of these guys.

Well, to be fair, the 18 year old mother with five kids from six different fathers gets old.


Hmm the math hurts on that one.
 
2011-11-27 10:08:59 AM
genderacrossborders.files.wordpress.com
 
2011-11-27 10:09:48 AM
BarbadoSlim: Since we already legislate a lot of stupid shiat already, why can't we make toolbags such as this just work for the state. We give you welfare and you clean sidewalks, m8.

Works for me.

I think daycare and after school daycare should be provided by the state. At least the kids will get a chance then. Sure as hell won't with mom and pop, who should be forced to provide some labor to the state for their welfare after a certain period on it.

But then you'll get wargarbl from conservatives that they're not real jobs, blah big government and personal responsibility, ect.
 
2011-11-27 10:10:59 AM
baufan2005: Darth_Lukecash: Really, GAT_00: Hey, the Daily Fail made up another one of these guys.

Well, to be fair, the 18 year old mother with five kids from six different fathers gets old.

Hmm the math hurts on that one.


It's metric.
 
2011-11-27 10:11:06 AM
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At least Cletus has only one momma for his kids!
 
2011-11-27 10:11:23 AM
Kazan: IF true - forced sterilization

Not necessary. Just make him responsible for taking care of them.
 
2011-11-27 10:11:41 AM
Could be worse, he could be childless. Those guys are losers.
 
2011-11-27 10:12:29 AM
I think that this article says a LOT more about British women than about men.
 
2011-11-27 10:13:40 AM
DemoKnite: "What do you mean hes white?"

That's what makes it newsworthy.
 
2011-11-27 10:14:26 AM
Darwin is sad.
 
2011-11-27 10:16:00 AM
Rufus Lee King: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 639x501]

You know, one of the channels I get broadcasts a lot of live music. Whenever they show a music festival from Britain, the lineup seems to include a lot of American rappers/R & B, or Brits which sound the same. Is this an effect of chavs?
 
2011-11-27 10:16:38 AM
piperTom: Darwin is sad.

Darwin married his cousin. I think he would fit right in here.
 
2011-11-27 10:16:38 AM
In the gene game, he is a winner. He passed his genes on and increased genetic diversity, and has others provide the resources to raise the kids.
 
2011-11-27 10:18:51 AM
They could cut his balls off in an accident!
 
2011-11-27 10:22:03 AM
"Britain's most feckless dad" perhaps but hardly Britain's most farkless dad.
 
2011-11-27 10:22:54 AM
TyrantII: BarbadoSlim: Since we already legislate a lot of stupid shiat already, why can't we make toolbags such as this just work for the state. We give you welfare and you clean sidewalks, m8.

Works for me.


But...but then you'd be giving your tax money to that...that...freeloader! Can't have that! Better we turn him out on the street and then lock him up when he inevitably commits a crime! At least we won't be giving our tax money to him!

/We'll be giving it to the cops and prisons that will have to be paid to keep him fed.
 
2011-11-27 10:22:57 AM
Several years ago I worked with a guy (28) who had 13 kids by 10 different women. God only knows what the count is up to now. On several occasions he would have two women in the hospital giving birth at the same time. He conned several of them into giving children the same name so he could remember the names easier. From what I heard, he insisted that he was able to give all of them loving care and attention to which I call complete and utter bullshiat.

I don't know if his bringing one of his girlfriends to the company Christmas party where his wife showed up and they ended up having a knock down drag out fight led to his termination. But it couldn't have helped his reputation much.

As far as the guy in the story. I want to feel sorry for his baby momma's but I can't. They know what they sign up for when they sleep with him.

/WTF is NHS paying for IVF for this farkwad?
 
2011-11-27 10:26:26 AM
ComicBookGuy: Rufus Lee King: [3.bp.blogspot.com image 639x501]

You know, one of the channels I get broadcasts a lot of live music. Whenever they show a music festival from Britain, the lineup seems to include a lot of American rappers/R & B, or Brits which sound the same. Is this an effect of chavs?


The other way around, I think.
 
2011-11-27 10:27:56 AM
Interpretation: there are at least 13 very stupid women in England.
 
2011-11-27 10:32:18 AM
Kyro: Y'know, at this point you almost have to start respecting the guy a little.

I mean, damn.


His spawn will gambol amongst the ruins of civilization.
 
2011-11-27 10:33:02 AM
badhatharry: Kazan: IF true - forced sterilization

Not necessary. Just make him responsible for taking care of them.


That is not possible.
 
2011-11-27 10:34:00 AM
beldar.blogs.com
 
2011-11-27 10:35:46 AM
And I get nothing but shiat when I suggest that mandatory birth control be a requirement for going on public assistance.

This goes for people with jobs that can't support their kids too. Can't afford them? On food stamps or some other public support? Then you can't have any more.

Don't like it? Then depend on family, friends or your church to support you and your kids, and stop sending the tax man around, stealing food out of the mouths of my family

Welfare is a choice for 99.9% of those on it. For the rest, too bad, life sucks. We'll keep you fed, off the streets, and with a roof over your head, but you still have no right to have kids and then force us to raise them.
 
2011-11-27 10:37:13 AM
Wow I was so close I was going to guess a white hillbilly from the mountains of Virginia or Tennessee.
He has the same hair cut going and is from Dundee which is where all the hill people came from in the first place so I win.....
 
2011-11-27 10:38:57 AM
How much you want to bet this dude has been on the Maury Povich Show, a time or two?
 
2011-11-27 10:41:18 AM
tomWright: And I get nothing but shiat when I suggest that mandatory birth control be a requirement for going on public assistance.

But that's not because of your suggestion, it's because you're a douche. Here's the evidence:
Welfare is a choice for 99.9% of those on it.
 
2011-11-27 10:41:35 AM
miss diminutive: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 233x347]

I wonder if that ridiculous haircut is the source of his power to create hyper-virile sperm.



I'm getting MY hair cut like that!
 
2011-11-27 10:46:00 AM
Theaetetus: tomWright: Welfare is a choice for 99.9% of those on it.

I wouldn't go that far, but too many people treat welfare as something they are 'entitled' to,

One of my neighbors was the worst, and she would even encourage and teaches her own children on how to manipulate the system, and take advantage of people's generosity, and does so rather shamelessly.

She even told me once 'I'd rather be on welfare than having to punch a time-clock 5 days a week'

Don't think she's ever worked a day in her whole life.
 
2011-11-27 10:47:33 AM
Kazan: IF true - forced sterilization castration

FTFY
 
2011-11-27 10:51:43 AM
Trance750: Theaetetus: tomWright: Welfare is a choice for 99.9% of those on it.

I wouldn't go that far, but too many people treat welfare as something they are 'entitled' to,

One of my neighbors was the worst, and she would even encourage and teaches her own children on how to manipulate the system, and take advantage of people's generosity, and does so rather shamelessly.


Coincidentally, one of my neighbors is like that. He encourages and teaches his own children on how to manipulate the system, and take advantage of people's generosity, and does so rather shamelessly. He's a stockbroker.
 
2011-11-27 10:52:23 AM
Damn. There are some really really stupid women he's farking.
 
2011-11-27 10:53:30 AM
Trance750:
She even told me once 'I'd rather be on welfare than having to punch a time-clock 5 days a week'

Don't think she's ever worked a day in her whole life.


This 4 day weekend is making me nuts.

I can't IMAGINE a life without working.
 
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